Jay Pov

Houmra: You can't be Jay first your girl, and second jay is dead he died in the crash with Ivan and Eric.

Jay: You were born in Japan. You move to the states when you were 6 your father got into a car accident when you were 8. You came to Eden's Orphanage. Sister Teressa thought you were a girl and bought you dressed. You would have had to where them for a year, but I gave you some spare clothes that I stole from Little Jonny.

Houmra: OK OK I BELEIVE ENOUGH WITH MY DARK HISTORY! How is this possible.

Jay: Long story. You still ow me a drink.

Houmra: I guess I do,

Jay: Clerk

Clerk: Yes

Jay: We are going to team up

The Clerk looks at us weird

Houmra and Jay: What?

Clerk: Why would a Dragoon team up with a Fenix. Don't your races hate each other. They have been a cold war for the last 50 year.

Jay: What does that have to do with us.

Houmra: Yeah, I judge on the individual not the whole group. Beside we were raised together. I have always had her back and she has always had mine. if a Fenix attack Jay. I would probably kick it ass. Their war can kiss my ass.

Jay: That so like you never giving a shit about the atmosphere.

Houmra: I am just too lazy to care.

Clerk: If you are sure there is nothing more I can say. Wat is your team going to be.

Houmra and Jay: Dracophoneix

Jay: How we come op with the same name.

Houmra: You look like a dragon I look like a phoenix a Dracophoneix is just something fuse together. It is the perfect name for us. Now let go drink to celebrate our reunion

Jay: I thought you never ask.

After we get done registering we head to a bar again people are look at us weird because we are together. Usually Fenexes and Dragoon are Cursing each other out or fighting, but we are laughing and smiling with each other. They really think it is a odd sight. we head into bar and order anything with alcohol.

Houmra: So, what happen to you.

Jay: Aliens kidnapped me. I turned into a girl. I almost got raped by a prince, and saved by a pirate. Then I became a space pirate. Now I got a 20 million bounty on my head Dead or alive, What about you.

Houmra: I died

Jay: What do you mean you died.

Houmra: Here is what went down a couple weeks after your funeral several guys came to my house. They tried to kill me but I was saved by a Fenix Knight named Falco. He told me mom was the Queen of Fiora

Jay: BULL SHIT!

Houmra: That what I thought too, but then he showed me a picture of my mother. She had me when she was just a princess. She was promised to a duke or something like that. She wanted to have one last fun time before she became queen. So, she went on vacation to a random location. That location was on earth in Osaka Japan. My father was born and raised there. One night of passion and she got pregnant. Hey did you know human are the easiest race to have a hybrid child with. It because humans can adapt to almost any situation.

Jay: I did not know that

Houmra: Neither did she. It is hard for two Fenexes to have a child. It is even harder for them to have a child with someone outside their race but with a human it happened in one shot go figure. She must have been regretting about not making my dad were a condom. She was there for 3 years. Until she just disappeared all of a sudden. Next thing I know Guards come and they want me to be a ruler of a world. She had 2 children with the king a Boy and a Girl. The boy is power mad and the girl is an idiot. So, she wants me to lead the people. Her son didn't like that and sent men to kill me. I didn't want to be king so I ran away. My brother men caught up with me and I was stabbed in the heart. I still have the scar.

Jay: Than how are you alive 

Houmra: I am getting to that.  I am choking on my own blood. My pulse was getting weaker than I close my eyes and died. My killers left. 2 minutes later my body spontaneously combusted into black flames. he remolded my body making me stronger, faster even smarter. also, my eyes turned red and I got black wings and a black feather tail. Tribal marking started to appear on my body.

Jay: To bad your body makeover could not make you manlier. I think it made you more Feminine.

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Houmra: I don't want to hear that from someone with F cup titties.

Jay: Touché

Houmra: any way decided to go to Eden and find Sister Teressa to lay low for a couple of days. Not only was she not surprise by my appearance but she was expecting it.

Jay: What?

Houmra: Apparently, The old Hag is an Alien called a Xenomorph.

Jay: WHAT!

Houmra: Her appearance is not even her true form. Xenomorph can turn into any race and gained their abilities just by touching them. When she shook my hand for the first time she already knew what I was years ago when I first came to the orphanage. There is more

Jay: How can there be more.

Houmra: All our friends that grew up in that orphanage. Every last one them they all had one parent that was an alien.  Mary, Little Jonny, Frankie, Yusuf, Tai Lee, even that asshole Louis

Jay: Wait I grew up in Eden

Houmra: I know congratulation one of your parents fucked an alien welcome to club. No wonder the seven of us never fitted in at school.

Jay; How come that old hag never told me. if I see her again I will kick her ass for sure.

Houmra Holophone rings

Houmra: You might get your wish because she is calling right now. She always knew when someone was talking about her.

Jay: I TAKE IT BACK SHE IS A GODDESS A SAINT!

I hide under the table and Houmra answer the phone. A hologram of sister Teressa appear.

Teressa: Which one of you called me old. It not you Houmra. It someone hiding under table. Come out I can see your tail. There is no use hiding.

Jay: Crap

I sit up

Teressa: Jay how the hell are you alive.

Jay: How did you know it was me so quick.

Teressa: I raised you. Your features are more feminine and your chest is now your own airbag system but you look the same. Not only that your hair and eye color turn back to normal. So, I knew it was you right away and you got your scales.

Jay: What? I would have gotten scales if I would have continued my life on earth.

Terrassa: Your half dragoon they get them later in life than pure dragoon. Half dragoon gets them later right around when they turn into adults.

Jay: I am adult I am 22

Terrassa: That is only in human standard technically you’re still a teenager. Haven't you wondered why you had a baby face. Dragoon grow slower than humans. You probably had a few more year until you got your scales, But something sped up the process. I bet it was those stupid lizards.

Houmra: hahahahhahah

Teressa: I would not laugh Houmra your growth rate is the same as Jay

Jay: Is she looking down on a whole race

Houmra: You should know her She is Sister Teressa she looks down on everyone. Like some sort of God. How hell did she become a nun.

Teressa; Well I am glad your alive. Now that I got you both on call. I wanted to tell you to come to Earth 6 months from now.

Houmra: I am being chase by The Fenix Guard.

Jay: I am being chase by Space Commandos Bounty Hunters, and Dragoons

Terresa: Do really thin those little insect can beat me hahahahahahahah. I am a Xenomorph. One of the most ancient of races. I will place earth under my protection. The Galactic Alliance fears the Xenomorph race, One call and I can have them slaughtered and let those stupid lizards and shitty chicken come. They will wish they never did. So, both of you are coming that is a order.

Jay and Houmra: Yes mam

Jay: Why are we going there anyway.

Terrassa: Frankie is getting married and wanted to have her wedding on earth. All my kids usually go into space once they mature. Frankie will be happy that your alive. The three of you were the youngest and rather close. Hey, are you two in any relationship.

Houmra: Still single still a virgin.

Jay...........

Houmra: OH, MY GOD YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP!  Are you fucking a guy?

Jay:.............  two girls too

Houmra: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY LET A DICK INSIDE YOUR VAGINA! Not only that you’re in his harem.

Jay: I am not in his harem 

Houmra: Three girls fucking one guy you are in his harem.

Jay: It not like I only fucking only him. Sometimes I fuck Aki, Sometimes I fuck Pyra, Sometime I fuck Drayden. Other times I just fuck Aki and Pyra, Aki and Drayden, Pyra and Drayden

Houmra: Whatever you must tell yourself to sleep at night. Oh, wait you’re not sleeping because a cock is being rammed in your pussy every night Hahaahhahaah

Jay: SHUT UP AT LEAST I AM STILL GETTING PUSSY. YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MISS HAND!

Houmra: Touché

Terrassa: I forgot Dragoon believe in polygamy, Fenexes believe in monogamy. Invite them too. I can't just give you to them without looking at them first.

Houmra: Have you done anal yet

Jay: WILL YOU GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!

Houmra: You have.

Jay: Hey sister Terrassa. You have my Birth certificate so do you know which of my parent was an alien.

Terrassa: Your mother was a human named Jasmine, she died giving birth to you, Your father was already out the picture. I do know his name though.

Jay: What is it

Teressa; Zeno Nirvana

Jay: Did you just say Nirvana

Teressa: Why does that mean something to you.

Jay: Barkeep another drink.

Houmra: What wrong.

Jay: We have another thing in common. I may not have met my father but I have met a brother and he psycho sword freak that tried to kill me.

Houmra: What the hell is wrong with our families.

Owner: Your drink

Jay: Well we are going to start drinking Will come to Frankie wedding. See you around

Teressa: Ok don't die before Frankie wedding bye

Houmra: To my sister from a different Mister

Jay: To My brother from another mother.

Jay and Houmra: TO OUR ASSHOLE BROTHERS TRYING TO KILL US CHEERS!

We knock our cups together and drink