Houmra Pov

FUCK FUCK FUCK! Ok this not good. There is dead body in the bathroom and the police are knocking on our door. Talk about being stuck in a Rock and a hard place. I see Maltyse sharping her talons.

Houmra: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Maltyse: Getting rid of the body I am not going to jail

Houmra:  Hey I look like a girl and I would be sent to a man’s prison I probably be someone’s butt buddy in hours. That is not going to happen Let just calm down and think. First lets get rid of the cop first. Than will go from there. stop sharpening your claws

Maltyse; Oh, so you want to take him out

Houmra: NO! That will get us in even more trouble just follow my lead

 I whisper my plan to Maltyse. Then I put on a robe and tell Maltyse to get in shower I open the door and see two a headed cop. He is big and orange. With red hair and blue eyes. He shows me his badge.

Cop: Are you Mrs. Aramatsu

Houmra: Mr. Aramatsu

Cop: It is felony to lie to the police you know

Houmra: Do I have to show you my dick for you to believe me.

Cop:... Um that will not be necessary. I got call from someone saying that there is a dead body in this room.

Houmra: Kids and their pranks. I am just on a honeymoon with my wife. Until you unkindly interrupted if you know what I mean.

He starts to blush a little bit. I guess this guy is the innocent type.  Looks like he will be easy to fool.

Houmra: Come on in suit yourself I have nothing to hide.

He begins to search all over the place finding nothing. except for Maltyse’s underwear. He checks closets under the bed. Finally, he goes to the bathroom

Houmra: DON'T GO IN THERE!

Cop: I thought you said that you had nothing to hide. Now I know that there is something in there. Move or you will be arrested.

Houmra: Arrest me I will not move.

He moves me out of the way and see Maltyse coming out the shower naked she quickly put on a towel

Maltyse: KYAAAAAH WHO ARE YOU PERVET!

Cop: Mam I am sorry......

Houmra: THAT WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE! I thought that cops where allies of justice and law-abiding citizen, but you are NOTHING BUT A PERVERT!

Maltyse: I am so embarrassed

Cop: ....I am..sorrrry....Mam...i.....did...not mean it.

Houmra: OF COURSE YOU MENT IT. I SAID DON'T GO IN THERE BUT YOU DID I WANT TO FILE A COMPLAINT WITH YOUR SUPERIOR!

Cop: NO DON'T I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB!

Houmra: DOES DOING YOUR JOB MEAN PEEPING ON SOME ELSES WIFE I HAVE THE RIGHT MIND TO KICK YOUR ASS!

Maltyse: Hubby I am sure he did not mean it he was just doing his job

Houmra; But Darling I am only one who gets to look at your naked body. I have the right mind to dig out his eyeball with a spoon.

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I go for a spoon and Maltyse holds me back. The Cop is really scared knowing that he has made a great mistake.

Maltyse: GO GO NOW I WILL NOT BE PRESSING CHARGES, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ME HE GETS JELOUS HE HAS A MASCULINTY COMPLEX. ONE DAY HE THINKS A MANLIER MAN IS GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY !

Houmra: Why did you have to tell him our business

Maltyse: I love you and only you. I think you are the manliest man around. I will never leave you till death do us part.

Houmra: Maltyse

Maltyse: Houmra

I kiss her in front of the cop. For second I can see a hint of red in her face.

Houmra; WHAT ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE FOR GET OUT OF HERE CAN;T YOU SEE I AM TRYING TO ENJOY THE COMPNY OF MY WIFE !

Cop: My apologies the two of you have a nice day.

Houmra and Maltyse: GET OUT!

The cop shut the door and the two of can finally relax. That was one hell of a performance. I thought I would put the team on my back with my acting skills, but she is almost as good as me.

Houmra: And the Oscar goes to for best romantic scene Houmra and Maltyse hahahahahahahahaha. The kyaaah was a nice touch

Maltyse: Hey why did you kiss me that was not part of the plan

Houmra: You just looked cute I could not help myself

Maltyse:......

She suddenly stops talking to me and turn her head around. I see the tiniest bit of red on her ears. Aw she is embarrassed. She does not get embarrassed kissing me and being seen naked in front of a stranger but she gets embarrassed because I called her cute strange girl, but she peeked my interest

Maltyse: Enough of that lets look for clues on the body.

We get dress. I am wearing red and black robes. Maltyse is wearing a yellow tribal dress and a black jacket with some brown boots. She has my earring on the top of her ear. She also wearing another pair that has gold feathers on them. Then I take out my dimension pocket. That is where we hid the body. A dimension pocket can hold any nonliving thing and a corpse is not living. I am glad i stole this off Falco when i left Earth. We begin to examine the body. we find a needle mark on the back of his neck . We also search his wallet trying to find any form of ID We find it and more

Houmra: Geo Zepher 28 years old he is Pandorian Has an ex-wife no kids

Maltyse: How can you tell that is his ex -wife and not his wife in the photo

Houmra: He would not have written bitch on his wife face. So they have to be divorce. Love and hate can change just like that. Check it out here is a business car Whirlwind Bar

Maltyse: I think I was there last night

Houmra: So was I. I remember I came to this planet to get supplies but my ship broke down so I had to spend the night here. I went to a bar I asked for a cold one and the fucker gave me water everyone knows when you ask for a cold one they are supposed to bring you beer.

Maltyse: Naturally I just broke up with my boyfriend and wanted to drown myself in alcohol. They GAVE ME FUCKING TEA! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DROWN YOUR SOWWOS WITH FUCKING TEA!

Houmra: You just broke up with your boyfriend how did you end up marring me.

Maltyse: That is what I like to know

Houmra: His Lost you are a catch

Maltyse:......Lets just continuing to figure out what is going on. I think we need  re trace our steps figure out what happened last night.

Houmra:  I remember that alcohol is ilegal on this planet they have undreground bars all over the planet bootlicking liquor. I remember Jay and I............ AH CRAP !

Maltyse: What's wrong

Houmra: JAY IS NOT HERE!

Maltyse: Jay who is Jay?

Houmra: My childhood friend. I completely forgot about her because I was in a daze and we had to deal with the cop. Now that I am thinking more quickly I forgot that Jay came with me to this planet. We always go in a group of two to get supplies and Jay and I drew the shortest straws. OH MY GOD DRAYDEN IS GOING TO KILL ME I LOST HIS GIRLFRIEND!

Maltyse: Relax I am sure we will find her what she looks like

Houmra: I think I got a picture of her own my Holophone.... What is this?

I see pictures that I have never seen before at several different places. It me Jay and Maltyse. Apparently, We had a real wild night. There she at the bar. There we are keying someone Ship. She is dressed up at Maltyse and my wedding. I guess she was the witness. There at the bar did she kiss Maltyse. HOLY CRAP SHE GIVEING ME A TITTY FUCK! Let’s delete that one knows need to tell Drayden know about that. We were both drunk and I do not even remember it. Getting Titty Fuck from Jay is like getting a Titty Fuck from your hot step sister. It feels good in the moment but you’re going to regret it when you get caught

Maltyse: WHY IS SHE SUCKING ON MY TITS!

Houmra: We have this guys bussiness card Lets go find the bar maybe the  owner can tell us what is going on.

Maltyse: Ok

Maltyse and I put the dead body in my dimension pocket and we Head off to unravel the mysterious of what happened last night.

??? Pov

????: WHY HAVE THEY NOT BEEN ARESTED YET ! IDIOT COPS CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!

I look across the street in my ship in the hotel. I poison Geo last night his bar was stealing to many of our customers. The boss said he had to go. I drugged those three drinks so they would not remember what happened last night. It looks like they are smarter than I gave them credit for. Wait I only see Two where is the third. I guess it does not matter as long as someone goes down for Geo's death.  I get a call from the boss.

Boss: Eli has it been done

Eli: Not yet boss

Boss: USELESS THIS BETTER NOT COME BACK ON ME! You know what will happen if does you will be sleeping with the Aquarians in the bottom of the ocean with a brand-new pair of Cement shoes

Eli: I understand boss I will defiantly take care of it

Every time I talk to the boss a shiver goes down my Spine. He holds a Monopoly of Alcohol. He is in the booze trade. Geo did want to pay thought he could sale on our turf. I look at those two running down the street.

Eli: You may have lucky this time, but you will not be lucky again hahahhahahhh