Jay Pov

After my extreme makeover I decide to do another little change I cut my hair short. I get Carl to do it. He cuts its length between chin and shoulders. He also pieces my ears because he thought is was a waste that i did not wear any earrings. Carl is a real bro unlike his boyfriend Lewis that asshole. He is way to good for him. How the hell does he put up with bisexual dragon prick. Of course I don't say that out loud because I don't want to upset him. I make it a rule to never upset people in the service industry. Cooks will spit spit in your food doctor could choose not to heal you and a hairdresser like Carl make you look like a tool for weeks.

Carl: How does it look Honey. It such a shame most girls would shank a bitch for hair like yours but you do you Booboo

Jay: Honestly It would be waste because I usually just keep it in a pony tail or leave it down

Carl: Sweetie your hot embrace it. There is know reason why you can not look Fierce and Fabulous. Oh that is great idea for my new fashion line collection Fabulous and Fierce any woman can be dangerous and sexy. I will have to write that down later.

After that Carl hooks me up with some new underwear because operantly butt did get bigger when my tail grew and the way way Morgana and Lulu were looking at it. I may not be able to tell but my hip don't lie. I am glad I am so tall because my ass finally caught up with my bust still giving me an hour glass figure. After the underwear I get a purple and black kimono, with black thigh high boots. I just notice I been wearing a lot kimono since my transformation it like half my wardrobe. Than I was always into samurai as a kid. After we get done we go down to get some breakfast or is this lunch. Lets just call it brunch and be over with and it is fucking good.

Jay: Who cooked this it is great

Lewis: I did

I immediately spit it out and start checking it

Lulu: What are you doing?

Jay: I am checking for poison.

Lewis: If I wanted to kill you Jay I would have challenged you to a duel and rip your throat out with my teeth. I am a cook I would never taint anything that I make it is blasphemy, and If I catch you wasting food again I really will rip your throat out. I don't care if your fucking my sister or not.

Wow I actually gain a little bit respect from Lewis with that speech even if it just a little bit. Say what you what you want about this guy personality the man can cook, but it still not enough for me see why Carl keeps him around. Now that i think about Lewis is foodie and he burns a shit load of calories. I guess he would have to learn how to cook or he would go broke. As we are enjoying are meal we are attack. Carl immediately goes to the window and spot a ship.

Carl: Shit that ship is from the Church of Violence.

Morgana: Church of Violence who are They?

Lulu: Well there better than the corrupt space commandos these guys are basically bounty hunters, mercenary and revolutionaries. They go around the cosmos helping the helpless with vigilante justice. They also give most of there money to charity and sponsor orphanages.

Jay: That does not sound so bad:

Lewis: Jay You don't understand Sister Teressa is a Former member of the Church of Violence. She a War Nun. Not to mention the man who is the Second Tyrant The Dark Pope Angelus was a former Cardinal. They are extremely dangerous. The only good thing about them is they don't kill.

Carl: They will just break every bone in your body and beat you to and inch away from death. Not to mention they curse like sailors. Jay your piolet right how good are you were about to enter a dog fight.

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Jay: I am already there.

I take the controls and we begin to make our escape. I hit the gas and the member of the the church of violence is good very good I am getting wet and I lick my lips. I have not have this much fun in a cockpit in a while. Let see how good you are though and asteroid field. Dodge, duck, dip down and dodge i begin my evasive maneuvers but he is own my ass like Drayden when he is super horny. They stopped firing i can guess because they are having as much fun as I am. I see a near planet. I head for it

Jay: Ok guys I am going to have you guys take the escape pods I can't go all out if I am worrying about you. I hate to say it but this person Is good. She at least some sort army train veteran piolet and I am going to have to put everything I have into this. Beside with my new power up I can survive a little explosion.

Lewis: YOU BETTER NOT BLOW UP MY SHIP JAY!

Jay: No promises

He start yelling at me but Carl drag him into escape pod and shoots him out. Bless his soul my new GBF. Than Morgana and Lulu kiss me and than they share an escape pod. Now it is time to get serious we have a dog fight on this unnamed planet. In all honesty it was one of the best air battles I have ever ben He zigs I zag both of us dominating for control like a pair of lovers battling in the sheets in a hot night of sex. I finally mange to hit his engine and he goes down.

Jay: Take that bitch hah.

She get off another lucky shot and hits my left wing. That bitch. I begin to spiral. I finally gain control but I am still crashing. I take out the landing gear and begin to make an emergency landing. I manage to crash on the beach with most of the ships intact. as I inspecting the ship I get attack by a rain of bullet. I look over and see a nun a very sexy as hell nun in slutty nun outfit. holding a giant cross like a Tommy gun. She is a Dragmeire not a halfy like Lewis and Lulu but a full one. She has white hair that matches her white tail. The pink tip matches her eyes I can see behind her mask. Dragoons and Dragmeires are similar and many ways. but Dragoons do more energy attacks while Dragmeires rely on their physical ability and healing factor..

Nun: I see you crashed as well

Jay: You crashed I fell with style.

Nun: Falling with style real cute I'll remember that. See if you can come up with any witty remarks when i pump your asshole full lead. Sword Princess Jay Nirvana worth 52 million credits

Sweet my bounty went up. I don't have time to enjoy it when she fires

Nun: CROSS FIRE BULLET RAIN !

Jay: SHIT !

I take out two of my swords Snow Princess and Ice Queen and start deflecting and dodging bullets. I get in close to her and swing cutting off one of her arms. She did not even try to dodge it. Than she kicks me in the stomach and I go flying back. I raise my brow, but I am intrigued.

Jay: You did not even try to dodge that.

Nun: Dodging is for pussies

Than she regrows her lost limb in like 20 seconds. I know Dragmeires have an excellent healing factor but this goes beyond normal it is like I am fighting Dead Pool, but for some reason I start to smile I am starting to get more and more interested in her. I lick my lips.

Nun: Your fucking weird. Most people would be thinking what the fuck I just cut this bitches arm off and she just grew back. That also when those pussies start giving up, but you I don't see that. I see a stronger desire of fight and... a little lust? Your pretty interesting want to join the Church of Violence.

Jay: Well I am interested, but I have other commitments

Nun: I am a Holy Dragmeire. One of the moves holy attribute is healing. I use it on my self allowing almost instant regeneration. Now take this PACIFIST SKULL CRUSHING FIST !

Jay: That does not sound like a pacifist at all but al but what ever SWORD FESTAVAL DANCE IN THE RAIN !

I cover my blades in water magic and I begin I am slicing while she using her entire body as weapon. For her style Pacifist it extremally brutal and if my swords were not made of dragon steel the would have broken multiple times. We are actually having fun so much fun we fail to see two tentacles coming out of the water. I sense it but The nun who refuses to dodge get captured an drags her into the ocean.

Jay: THAT BASTARD STOLE MY PRAY !

This was the best fight had in along time there is Calamari is going to ruin it. DRAGONIC PHASE 2. I change but it different I an covered in royal blue scaleless I spine like a swordfish going down my back and shark fins on my arms and grow gills on my shoulder blades. I also only have one horn on my forehead. I jump into the ocean

Jay: MERMAID MODE !

My legs become a tail and I follow down and fine the squid he has already eaten the nun but I know she alive because she is basically fucking immortal. The squid see me and strikes at me but I cut down each. leg like butter.. The quid looks scared and tries to run.

Jay: Don't even think about it SEA ROOOAAAARRRRRRR !

Freezing cold water blast hit the squid. Being a tropical sea creature it goes down for the count and I pull it up to shore. If you were prepared to eat me be prepared to be eaten.. Than I cut it open with my sword I see the nun alive.. The stomach acid ruined her outfit. now she just in her black bra and panties her head dress and half of her mask. I give her CPR and she cough up water

Jay: Still think dodging for pussies

Nun: You saved me.

Jay: Yeah I was annoyed

Nun: According to the doctrine of Lady Ilana you have saved my life a life for a life.

Jay: What?

Nun: It means I am now yours

Jay: What?

I am still confuse when she kisses me

Nun: The contract is now sealed with a kiss take care me Dobi

Jay: WHAT ! FUCK THERE GOING TO KILL ME ! Hell I don't even know your name.

She Takes off the rest of her mask and I am in shocked.

Nun: My name Zola and now a former member of the Church of Violence and a Holy Dragmeire.

She looks exactly like Pyra