: VICE CHAIRMAN THEO, DO YOU KNOW YOUR CRIME?!!!
TL: Hanguk
Black Tower Administrator Zone.
[Mid-level Administrator of the Black Tower and Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s Dragon Warrior Helmet Cavalry has defeated 10 Flesh Eater of the eighth calamity.]
[Mid-level Administrator of the Black Tower and Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s contribution have increased by 10 points.]
[Mid-level Administrator of the Black Tower and Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s subordinate Theo’s slave has defeated a Flesh Eater of the eighth calamity.]
[A slave’s contribution belongs to the master, and a subordinate’s contribution belongs to the superior.]
[Mid-level Administrator of the Black Tower and Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s contribution have increased by 1 point.]
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The notifications indicating Sejun’s increasing contribution points kept appearing on the crystal orb.
“Khehehe. Let’s see how much our Sejun’s contributions have accumulated?”
Aileen, who was watching the crystal orb, checked Sejun’s contributions.
Then
[Black Tower 4th Floor Flesh Eater Extermination Contributions]
1st Place – Park Sejun (11,499,712)
2nd Place – Han Tae-jun (2,812)
3rd Place – Leon (1,729)
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The contribution rankings displayed on the crystal orb showed Sejun’s contributions overwhelmingly in first place.
It was natural.
Because when the Dragon Warrior Helmet Cavalry, Black Skeletons, and Theo’s slaves on the 4th floor of the tower defeated the Flesh Eaters, all the contributions went to Sejun.
[You have defeated 17,211 Flesh Eaters on the 4th floor of the Black Tower.]
[There are 2,811,918 Flesh Eaters remaining on the 4th floor of the Black Tower.]
[The number of Flesh Eaters on the 4th floor of the Black Tower has decreased by 7 compared to 24 hours ago.]
“Khehehe. Good. It’s stable.”
Thus, Aileen was monitoring the number of Flesh Eaters on the 4th floor of the tower, leaving them be for Sejun’s contributions.
“Khehehe. I need to gather contributions to make Sejun stronger.”
Thus, unbeknownst to Sejun, a contribution factory on the 4th floor of the Black Tower was running non-stop for 24 hours a day without rest.
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99th floor of the Black Tower.
“What?! You want to serve my food at a meeting attended by the nine dragon heads?”
-Yes. It’s 11 days from now.
At Sejun’s question, Ramter nodded enthusiastically.
“Hmm.”
Is this a good thing?
Sejun pondered if there was any danger to him because of this.
It wouldn’t happen, but what if the food he made didn’t suit the taste of the leader of the Golden Dragons?
Naturally, the leader of the Golden Dragons, after eating the terrible food, would be furious.
“How dare you make such terrible food, Park Sejun, die!”
He would curse Sejun and send killing intent his way. Then Sejun would be done for. It was best to refuse…
As Sejun continued to think negatively,
“Puhuhut. Ramter-nim, our Chairman Park is a precious being, meow!”
Theo, who had come out of the Void Storage, clung to the back of Sejun’s head and shouted.
-Of course. I, the great Red Dragon Ramter Zahir, promise to treat our Sejun with the best of treatment.Content is © 2024 .
“Puhuhut. Ramter-nim, then how much will you pay for the best treatment, meow?”
Theo asked, rubbing his front paws together as Ramter made promises with his name on the line.
‘I haven’t agreed to it yet…’
Thanks to this, it became difficult for Sejun to refuse Ramter’s offer.
‘When I think about it, my food isn’t so bad as to make someone angry.’
He broke free from his negative thoughts.
And then
‘What should I make to receive praise from the leaders?’
Sejun’s thoughts turned to making delicious food, receiving praise from the dragons, and increasing his mental strength.
While Sejun was pondering what menu to create, the negotiations between Ramter and Theo were reaching their final stages.
“Puhuhut. Ramter-nim, Chairman Park is very expensive, meow! Offer more, meow!”
-All right! I’ll give you 100,000 scales of the great Red Dragon, 1 ton of the great Red Dragon’s claws, and 10 kg of the great Red Dragon’s horns! No more than this!
“Deal, meow!”
Finally, the deal was made.
With those materials, it seemed possible to build a house using the dragon’s body parts combined with the existing materials. Should I really build a house?
While Sejun was imagining building a house using dragon scales and claws in his head,
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, did I do well, meow?”
Theo, who had finished the negotiation, wagged his tail and looked at Sejun. Praise me quickly, meow!
“Yes, you did well. Ramter-nim, I won’t let you down.”
Sejun patted Theo’s head and spoke confidently to Ramter.
-Pwahahaha. Good. Then I look forward to a grand feast that 10,000 great dragons can eat.
Satisfied with Sejun’s words, Ramter laughed and left.
“Yes! Goodbye… huh? 10,000?”
But didn’t you say the meeting was only for the leaders of the nine dragons?
As Sejun was startled,
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, I told Ramter-nim to invite many dragons to show off your greatness, meow!”
Theo, smiling innocently, looked at Sejun with a face that said ‘Did I do well, meow?’
“Puhuhut. I’ve already signed the contract, meow!”
Theo showed the contract he made with Ramter, which had a terrifying clause about death upon violation.
Of course, the contract bore Sejun’s sign on it. The great Chairman Park can do everything, meow!
Theo always carried a bag of contracts with Sejun’s sign on them.
“Hehehe. Really? So, our Vice Chairman Theo did that.”
“Puhuhut. That’s right, meow!”
Theo, who lacked any sense, thought Sejun was praising him and perked up his ears, answering in an excited voice.
“Hehe… Vice Chairman Theo, do you know your crime?!!!”
Squish.
Sejun expressed his anger by gripping Theo’s cheeks tightly.
“Chairman Park, I’m sorry, meow!”
Theo, having learned from many experiences that Sejun grabbing his cheeks meant he was angry, immediately apologized.
‘Why is Chairman Park angry, meow?’
Theo hurriedly tried to think why Sejun was angry.
Then he came to the wrong conclusion, thinking, ‘Ah. Chairman Park must be angry because I invited too few dragons, meow!’
“Chairman Park, calm down, meow! I’ll go to Ramter-nim and ask him to invite 10,000 more, meow!”
So Theo tried to calm Sejun by inviting more dragons.
“What?! You’re going to invite 10,000 more dragons?!”
It only fueled Sejun’s anger further.
“Chairman Park, I’m sorry, meow!”
As a result, Theo suffered Sejun’s wrath even more, getting his cheeks pinched for almost over an hour.
“My cheeks are numb, meow…”
While Theo was rubbing his cheeks with his front paws,
“10,000 dragon servings…”
How many servings would it be if 1 dragon serving was calculated as a human serving?
Sejun started calculating how many servings he needed to prepare.
Previously, Kaiser ate about 3,000 roasted sweet potatoes and said it was a decent meal…
Assuming the average dragon eats only half of what Kaiser does, he would have to calculate one dragon portion as 500 human servings.
Then, calculating one dragon portion as 500 human servings, 10,000 dragon servings would be… 5 million human servings?!
Is this even possible?
First, it seemed necessary to secure ingredients for 5 million servings.
“First, I need to harvest the grapes.”
As soon as Sejun returned to the farm, he started harvesting the grapes hanging from the grapevine.
[You have harvested 1 bunch (25 grapes) of Vitality-Infused Fragrant Grapes.]
[Your job experience has increased very slightly.]
[Your proficiency of Harvesting Lv. 8 has increased very slightly.]
[You have gained 1,750 experience points.]
“Hehehe.”
Sejun’s mouth widened with joy at the substantial experience points.
[You have leveled up.]
[You have gained 1 bonus stat.]
[Your strength has increased by 10.]
Thanks to this, he leveled up to 85.
“I’ll harvest the rest tomorrow.”
Sejun stopped his work as the sky darkened and began to take care of the remaining tasks.
First, he planted a 0.07% piece of Fenrir’s core at the location of the Thick Darkness Cherry tree, and in the empty field, he planted melons.
“Oh, right. I have this too.”
Sejun checked the damaged Jewel of the Earth in his pocket.
[Jewel of the Earth]
Inside his pocket, the damaged Jewel of the Earth had been completely restored.
“God, please give me something good.”
Sejun carefully buried the Jewel of the Earth in the ground and took out another damaged Jewel of the Earth and put it in his pocket.
Then he ate some medicinal mugwort and went to bed early.
***
The next morning.
“Alright.”
As Sejun woke up,
[The seal of the Jewel of the Earth has been broken.]
[Sants, the God of Sand, who was sealed in the Jewel of the Earth, is released from the seal.]
[Sants, the God of Sand, repays the favor to the one who released his seal.]
[Sants, the God of Sand, spreads sand over a 3.3 square meters area to repay his debt.]
Sants, the God of Sand, who was trapped in the Jewel of the Earth, had been released.
“Hehehe. Sand?”
Is it golden sand?
Although the message seemed trivial, Sejun excitedly went to the area where the sand was spread.
And then,
“Oh! Golden sand!”
As Sejun had expected, it was golden sand.
“Hehehe. Thank you, God of Sand, Sants-nim. I will build a shrine for you!”
Sejun prayed in gratitude to Sants and paved stones on the 3.3 square meters path.
[Sants Road]
-Sants, the God of Sand, who repaid us with golden sand. He was a dazzling god.
Sejun created the Sants Road, inscribing the achievements of Sants.
“Huh? I should make breakfast.”
Realizing he had delayed his tasks while making the Sants Road, Sejun hurried to the kitchen to cook.
Thus, the farm on the 99th floor of the tower became quiet.
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Just one more five-star stamp and I’ll have all ten!]
Cuengi, heading to the kitchen, looked proudly at the paper with nine five-star stamps.
When he collects all ten stamps, he will receive 1,000 Tower Coins as pocket money.
Then Cuengi will have saved 10,000 Tower Coins!
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. I need to help dad quickly and get the stamp!]
Cuengi carefully folded the paper and put it in his snack pouch.
At that moment,
Thud.
Cuengi’s pocket money pouch fell out of his pouch.
Cuengi hurried to pick it up, but his pocket money pouch disappeared.
Kueeng!!!
[Cuengi’s money is gone!!!]
Cuengi started crying loudly and began digging at the ground where his pocket money pouch had disappeared, partially destroying the Leah Road.
***
Seed Shop Headquarters.
[10 Mushroom Ants, tenant farmers of Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun, have passed by your shrine.]
[Divine Power increases by 0.001.]
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“Hohoho. The Mushroom Ants are diligent as always.”
So busy, so busy.
As Leah was smiling broadly at the messages about the divine power increased by the Mushroom Ants,
[Herbalist Cuengi of Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun has passed by your shrine.]
[Divine Power increases by 1.]
Cuengi had passed through the Leah Road.
“Did Cuengi come to pray in the morning?”
Leah thought that Cuengi, who passed by the Leah Road every morning, was praying for her.
At that moment,
[Herbalist Cuengi of Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun offers 9000 Tower Coins as a sacrifice to your shrine.]
[Do you accept the offering?]
A message appeared.
“Yes! Of course, I should accept it!”
Leah nodded vigorously.
[The offering has been accepted.]
[Divine Power increases by 0.9.]
Leah’s divine power increased in proportion to the value of the offering.
“Oh. How long has it been since I received an offering…”
As Leah wore a touched expression,
[Herbalist Cuengi of Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun has partially destroyed your shrine.]
[The amount of divine power you can receive decreases.]
[Herbalist Cuengi of Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun has partially destroyed your shrine.]
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[Your shrine has been completely destroyed.]
A message appeared stating that the shrine had been destroyed by Cuengi.
“No… why did you destroy it?”
Wasn’t that money… given to me?
Leah was on the verge of tears.
[Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun has built a shrine for you.]
Fortunately, Sejun, who heard Cuengi’s cries, rushed over, comforted Cuengi, and restored the Leah Road.
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