It's 00:00 and today is my birthday. I'm 18 years old but if you consider it in my awake hours I am 24 years old. Yep, I'm still full insomnia. But today is nevertheless special day for me, today I will get my first car. My. Own. Car.

You may think that I'm too hyped up but with car I can finally realize another step in my dream (metaphorically speaking). I can finally go for long night rides to relive my boring nights and faster do my part time job deliveries.

Yes, I'm 18 years old newspaper delivery guy, but if you think that I'm just regular delivery boy you are wrong. I'm THE delivery man. 5 year in a row champion in international delivery man championship (IDMC) and also delivery man of the year. I alone can cover over  500 households in one night, almost 2000 people.

My boss is quite a old-fashioned man (his favorite saying is: „I want only one from you and that is 2 things: work, order and discipline“ ) and he likes me a lot. He still has 5 years till retirement but when he retire I will take his position as chief executive delivery manager and that is another objective of my ingenious plan.

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Oh yeah, I forgot to say what my dream is. My dream is (wait for it) to have all world under my delivery control (legal and illegal). You can't understand it because it is ingenious in its simplicity.

Imagine this, you order some S&M things from Ebay. I know. You order some AK-47 from local Russian mafia. I know. So much power in one delivery man and you never know it. I would know more then NSA or CIA and I could blackmail or control any man on Earth. I could „lose“ your package and influence global economy in so many way and you will never know it.

Yep, this is going to be a good day.

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Ok, I am slowly formulating plot, it's going to be awesome (for me at least)