-"All right guys, hold him tight."

-"How rude, am I not beautiful woman?"  - Said a woman in handcuffs.

-"Shut up!"- The prison guard hit her in the back with an electric batton. She screamed in pain or pleasure. They did not know.

-"Boby, do not be so brutal. I am a very delicate girl." - Her begging eyes could melt the heart of any man. She got hit one more time.

-"Do not let him fool you, his bear hug can kill a bear. Now move, and no sudden movements!"

They were walking through very long corridors until they reached the death row cell. She was put inside.- "Soon you will hear your sentence." - And she was left alone. 

After few hours the doors were opened and she was placed on the electric chair. 

-"Now you will hear your sentence."- She looked at the judge with anticipation. - "For drowning 6 people, suffocating 10, dehydrating 8, you are sentenced to death. Execute!"

-"What about my last word?"-She asked.

-"Not permitted".- And the world went black for her.

The girl woke up in the interrogation room. On the other side of it stood a 3 meters tall guy in military garb, and he had a mask made out of the bear skull. -"Hello boy. Welcome to hell."- He said and sat with full force on a metal chair. She was amazed that it could withstand this force. Big guy weight must have been something between 250 kg or 300 kg. The Big Guy took out a pipe and started to smoke while reading a dossier.

-"What just happened?"- She looked around but found only steel walls, just like the interrogation rooms used by KGB.

-"You died, you are in hell. Let's see what did you do". - After a moment of deathly silence, he appeared to be varry happy with what he read.

-"Excuse me? Could you stop joking around?"

The Big Guy did not pay attention to what she said. He was fully immersed in her dossier.-"Well, I can understand how you suffocated them."- The girl's chest was amazing. She was just a sex bomb.

-" That is all natural."-  she put her arms under her boobs and raised them.

-"Do not play with me, I can smell how many estrogens you took without a blood test. Back to the topic. You see, we want to hire you to do something for us" - She tried to talk but she wasn't able to, something took air from her lungs.- "I think I do not need to explain you the theory of the multiverse, right?"- She nodded.-" Good. Some time ago gods of the minor world decided to summon a hero. We intercepted their transmission, helped them to kill the Demon King or whatever they had there. Then they tried that again, after further reconnaissance we were able to guess that they just want to play with the souls of people. To do that they need war because war never changes. To make that war they need conflict between Demon King and the Hero. They see this as some kind RPG game. We do not like this. So we came to a conclusion that existence of the said world in unneeded." 

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-"What if I do not want to do this?"

-"Right behind you."- The big guy pointed to something behind the girl. She turned around and saw her whole life on a videotape. Then it ended and she saw the true image of hell, it was nothing to what Dante wrote in his comedy. In fact, the image in that book was highly censored. She made the fastest decision in her afterlife and quickly agreed to do anything he wants.-  "Try to understand that you are no longer on earth, I can do anything I want here. So be a good Trap."

-"Ai Sir! So what is my job"

-"In short, kill every single living, or not living being in that world. Be it god, ant, undead, child or something else. They are not needed."

-"Well, that is unexpected. I thought that you will order me to do something like saving a world."

-"Bad joke, you were sentenced to hell,  only work we will give you is to take out some trash, and only as a reliever from your main punishment." - He closed the dossier.- "Word of advice, that trash in that world are deemed as heresy,  so you have to punish them for that. before you kill them" - He took rammer and started to mash tobacco in his pipe.

-" Can I make a world war?"-He nodded-" Zombie apocalypse?"-He nodded.

-"Listen, I do not care how you will do it, you just have to kill them in the most painful way you can. I do not need any details."

-"Can I make their war eternal"- She asked and the Big Guy stopped smoking for a moment.- " Can I gather skulls for the skull throne?"

-"Good idea. But are you sure that you are a follower of Khorne? I would say that you look more like the follower of Nurgle."-He started to laugh in very terrifying manner. 

-" I need to think about it"

-"Alright, talking with you is very amusing but I do not have time to waste, Before you go, here is confidential data of important people in that world, and by that I mean on every single pearson. Read it and when you finish hit the red button." - He disappeared and left the girl alone in the interrogation room. After few hours of reading, she was ready. She hit the button.

He came back after few minutes.- "You read? Good, last thing before you go. We can give you any power you like. We can turn you into anything you want. After this, you are on your own."

-"I forgot to ask, what will I gain from doing this?"

- " Isn't it obvious? A time that you will spend free and not in the oven."

-"Ok."- She nodded.-" I want to be reincarnated as Slaneesh and with her powers."

-"Ok, you got it."- The Girl turned into the Slaneesh with long white hair, smooth skin, and she had long pink-violet dress.- "But remember we gave you that power, and taking it from you is very easy too. Ohh, and this is ":

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