Wilfred POV

“I cannot believe that evil spider. Why do I have to train these losers? That dumb retard spider, we cannot put all of our fish in one barrel; we must diversify the fish. Why do that when one is a whale and the others are just salmon!?” I woke up to the shadow and saw that the shadow was talking to himself. He was walking back and forth kicking rocks and screaming at the top of his lungs. We were still on top of the dragon and I look over to my sister. She had a confused look on her face, so I wasn’t the only one confused by his actions. We both got off of the dragon and said good morning. Both of our fairies were sleeping on the dragon's head. We walk over to the dragon's head and poke our fairies awake. The fairies gave and a big yawn and looked around. They see us and they jump off the dragon and flew on top of our heads. That is when I notice that the surrounding land was red, with red mountains and no signs of life anywhere. “Where are we?” I ask the shadow who was still talking to himself and walking back and forth. “Mars, anything else you would like to know?” The dragon behind us took off and flew to the sky, everyone besides the shadow wave goodbye to the dragon. We watch him get smaller and smaller. Then my brain process what the shadow us said, we are on Mars!

“How are we on Mars? Why are we breathing, and why did you bring us here?” He stopped rambling and looks at us, with an evil grin form on his face. “It is story time, and I brought you guys to a place where we will be alone with no one to disturb us. This is the only planet in this universe where nothing is living. I did a great job cleaning up this place. Heck, even fairies stop being born here. Before I talk let me get someone, I will be right back.” Snap! Like that he disappears. I look at my sister and she shrugs her shoulders and walks around. We are on another planet this is a dream. I bent down and started to play in the red dirt. It was so cold to the touch, and the shadow has a lot of secrets up his sleeves and I bet he will not tell us a lot. “I am on another planet!” I yell and then starts to rolling on the ground. My sister sits on a rock and sighs.

The next moment we hear a popping sound and a pig squealing and yelling let me go. My sister and I look up at shadow holding up a man like a pig. The shadow threw the pig on the floor and with the snap of his hand summons a disk three chairs and a podium. “Pig tells us the story about the protectors of planets.” The pig responds, “Why should I tell you the story? Have learned this by now by one of the weaker elders. I am the proud number three gods in this universe and I dislike the way you are treating me.” The shadow ignores the pig monster and took a seat at the desk and signal for my sister and me to do the same. This pig thing is a god and the third most powerful god in the universe, yet the shadow is treating it like trash.

The pig look at the shadow “I do not have to take this,” Snap. The shadow snap his fingers and the pig monster thing looks around in horror. “How powerful are you? How can you keep me here? The second most power god this universe couldn’t stop me even with all of his power. But you stop me with the snap of your fingers. Why bother me and why not pick on someone weaker than me?” The pig stomps its feet and kick rocks that went flying over the horizon. “I am losing my patience talk now or else.” The pig-like monster looks around and with a happy look on his face ask, “Is your evil fairy here? The last time I saw him he wanted to suck my blood.” “No, my fairy isn’t here; he is messing with someone else.” The monster pig jumps up and down for joy. He is doing cartwheels and other gymnastics crap. The shadow snap his fingers again and the pig stops moving. He started to float in the air. Suddenly he flies straight at the podium.

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“Talk pig tell us about the gods and the planets. I do not have all day.” The pig looked scared and nodded his head. He takes a deep breath and looks around. “The shadow and I are guardians of our planets. We are the planet’s soul. The only ways fairies can live on the plane if we are alive or anything else. When the planet formed, we come into existence, all except for him. His fairy was born before him. He was born billions of years later.” “Skip this part ignore me and talk about the rest of you guys,” “Yes sir, we are giving powers either we have our own fairy to control or we can control the elements. Even if our planet dies as long as we don’t, we can go to a dead planet and create life. But if we die, then the planet we live on cannot create life again. Like this one we are on now there is nothing that can bring life back to this place. Nothing will be born here alive, no plant, no animal, nothing. Also, we cannot come here and create life. There is another planet in this solar system and if I want to I could create life because no guardian was born from there. That planet is what you humans call venus. Now, we guardians have an organization that helps put other guardians on planets are near other guardians that can get along with each other. We had a huge incident where the strongest guardian fought and killed the second strongest. Now we have to make sure everyone gets along. With that can I go now?”

While the pig thing was talking, a huge bucket appears out of nowhere. The bucket fell on its head. The shadow started to laugh like a manic and my sister snicker. I also was trying to hold in my laughter but couldn’t hold it in. The pig took the bucket off his head. The pig points to the shadow and says, “If we could take you on number 1, we would and we would force you to learn some manners.” The shadow stands up and walks over to the pig. He bends overlooking down at the pig and says, “You are funny there was no problem before I killed the number 2 guardian or after. If wasn’t for that stupid idiot not know his place, he wouldn’t be dead now. I do not understand why you moron made an organization. It isn’t like you guys can contain me. Well, it is time for you to go bye.”

With the snap of his finger, the pig monster disappears, the shadow leans back from his chair and knocks it over. This all power being just falls backwards in his chair. He started to hum, my sister looks at me and back to the shadow. He is so weird why is he laying on the ground humming to himself? The shadow then uses his fingers and act like he was using a drum set and jump up. “It is time to explain a few things. That other information was a waste of time and was unimportant. I do not understand why I went through all of that trouble to get that pig. So where should I start, I will let you two disappoints ask a few questions?”

My sister got an angry look on her face. “Why are we disappointments? What did we do to get that title?” She yells at the shadow. The shadows sigh and says, “Hmm, a good first question weakening. My fairy and I is having a bet. In this pet there are three people on earth that we have works with. The two of you and one other person. The other individual is a monster that has my genes. You two are just strong. I rather play with a monster than two strong people well in your terms. Now looking closer, stupid fairy helped you guys. My fairy has his dirty touch all over you. You guys have met him before.”

The shadow looks at both at confusing faces. We meet his fairy already; we are part of a bet? Also, we have gotten a boost from his fairy, how, when, why, so many questions. I was about to speak and the shadow holds up his hand, stopping me. “You must have met my fairy when you were very young. My fairy is Anaisa.”