Jeff was your average guy bored with life, he always loved animals since he was little watched an*imal pl*anet and other stuff.
One day Jeff was at the zoo watching monkeys when a elephant escaped it's cage, Jeff saw it heading in the direction of a child and her mother.
Now Jeff is no hero, but if you were in his position you might just do the same thing. He ran over and pushed the lady and her child out of the way just before the elephant stomped on him.
Jeff(It hurt so badly I hope the mom and child are ok if my life was wasted I'll be furious...an endless void huh, it's somewhat warm)
Jeff was starting to get bored, as you can imagine being stuck in darkness is very boring so he decided to do what he usually does when he's alone talk to himself...not that he could talk (author) Don't you dare judge Jeff we all talk to ourselves when we're lonely.
Jeff(So how you doing Jeff! having fun? read any good fictions? had a good time at the zoo?)
Imaginary Jeff (Why yes I am having a blast I finally got past the ice area in n*clear thr*ne!, Sadly still waiting on new chapters, Yes it was great the turtles were mating it was extremely boring but interesting...)
Jeff (It's great you're having a good time other Jeff, but mind helping me out of this void?)
Imaginary Jeff (Wait real Jeff I think I read something like this before!, it has to be reincarnation oooh I wonder if it's a fantasy world or something gamelike)
Jeff (I hope not, I prefer modern earth no fantasy stuff for me no sir)
Imaginary Jeff (No hope *shakes head in dismay* what kind of person doesn't want magic...)
Jeff (can't I just reincarnate as a immortal monkey or something in modern day earth?)
Imaginary Jeff (Oh I never read something like that, seems cool yeh lets do that)
Jeff (Hey is the author influencing our dialog?)
Author (No)
Jeff (Oh thank god)
Jeff sighs in relief mentally, he has no idea how long he has been here months years eons? sadly nothing so dramatic, Jeff like any other immortal magic monkey popped out of a rock on a mountain.
Three years is all it took for Jeff to pop out of the stone during this time he had many many mental conversations to keep himself...slightly less insane.
On log at the bottom of the ocean with a frog on the log...joking Somewhere in the world a rock shaped like an oval, smooth as silk, hard as idk pick your favorite hard material it began to crack.
*Crack* Many more cracks began to form, as you may have guessed this is the rock our heroic immortal magic monkey in normal modernday earth is born from *crack*
Jeff (I finally realized after all this time I'm in a darn egg reincarnation is real who knew. Come on Jeff you can do it this egg is softer than pudding! *punch**crack* I'M DOING IT!)
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Finally the rock burst and out came a silver monkey with golden eyes now this monkey isn't large actually he's about 2ft tall.
Jeff looked around he realized he was on a mountain god knows where...so Jeff decided to go find some lake to inspect himself but first he needs to get use to his body.
Jeff (What am I...I woke up on a mountain but I got silvery furry hands and I am small but I feel powerful)
Jeff decided to punch something to test his strength, he looked at a nearby boulder and punched it, *crunch* and it shattered to pieces.
Jeff (...Um I guess I have super strength, I should work on getting off this mountain)
Most people would find it odd to see a small silvery monkey smashing boulders and walking down a mountain, but not Jeff because he's too busy having fun to process it. Hours later Jeff came down the mountain and found some forestation and BEHOLD the lake of legend there it sits in all it's murky glory.
Jeff (So I'm a monkey? but why am I silvery and these golden eyes so pretty...never heard of a monkey that can break boulders with his fists especially a 2ft monkey.)
Jeff stared at his reflection thinking about things, suddenly he thought of his mental conversation long ago when he mentioned immortal magic monkey.
Jeff (No way...am I really an immortal magic monkey? I wonder if I'm in modernday earth to...but what do I eat I suppose I should catch a fish and try to eat that.)
Jeff tried to speak and realized he cannot speak human language but oddly he can speak to any animal, however most are incredibly stupid maybe he can learn sign language. Jeff decided to catch fish figuring he is an immortal super monkey he jumps into the lake and dives for fish, 3 minutes later he surfaces with 2 fish.
Jeff (Dinner since I'm an animal I might as well eat these raw)
Jeff gets out of the lake shaking the water off his fur. He takes a bite out of the fish and his teeth cut through it like butter, to the animal Jeff this fish was like heaven on his tastebuds chewing slowly he took another bite *nom*.
As Jeff was finishing his dinner his suddenly sensed another animal in his little spot.
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Ha suck it cliffhanger for you all! MWAHAHAHAH, no but seriously I have really bad grammar, and this is the first time I've bothered putting commas in my words :) sorry.
Dunno if I even used commas right I feel a pit in my stomach...embarrassment
Also the cliffhanger came because I was getting a bit hungry and I just wrote all this on the spot.
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Maybe I should work on my self esteem reading this I literally felt all the stress of the entire day take physical form in the shape of a giant pit in my stomach....