Jeff was walking on powerlines throughout the city making his way to the zoo, when he finally got there he took out the wallet he...borrowed.
See when Jeff was growing up every time he visited the Honolulu Zoo, he would buy these little tokens from the machines that had animal imprints on them it's a habit.
Jeff strutting his stuff through the zoo sending vicious glares to the nearby peacocks, meanwhile the author was crying over nostalgia watching videos of Honolulu Zoo...(Author: It's true my eyes are watery as I write this my emotions *sobbing*)
Coming across the orangutan cage Jeff got teary eyed do to the authors influence....(Author: you wouldn't understand the magic of rusty the orangutan I never failed a visit to this majestic bastard hope he's still alive. Ok enough with my words reflecting my emotions)
Finding the vile elephant that trampled him Jeff did the one thing he knew was fitting he took *gasp* all the peanuts OH THE HUMANITY!.
Walking away triumphantly Jeff found a hilarious bird it looked like it wore a little yellow hat and it talked, nostalgia took over and Jeff told the bird to follow him.
Hanging around the zoo sleeping in the giant tree outside the zoo Jeff taught the bird as much as it possibly could learn in that pea sized brain.
Naturally that wasn't much but the bird clearly had a very mocking personality...their conversations were onesided as the bird was extremely rude.
Jeff "I liked you better when I was human"
Annoying Bird "Poor Jeff poor Jeff, want a cracker?"
Jeff "No I don't want a cracker!"
Annoying Bird "Want a cracker Jeff? want a cracker? too bad *bwaawk!*"
Jeff (I never should have taken this pest...)
Annoying Bird "Want a cracker Jeff? little girls looking at you *bwawk*"
Jeff Looks at the little girl he thinks to himself, I want to watch TV and live in a house for awhile. Might aswell follow the little girl home could be fun messing with people at her school for awhile.
So with that Jeff with grim very very grim like he had the face of as if he was about to be raped and accepted that fact, agreed with himself to be this girls "pet".
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Little Girl's Pov
That cute silver monkey is following me! oooh he's so cute I want to hold him but I should ask mom uuu. (Author: No mommies no mamas no mothers just plain mom never question me on this!)
With grim resolution she ran up to her mom and asked the dreaded question.(Author: always with the grim why is it so grim is someone getting murdered?)
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Little Girl "Mom can we keep that cute monkey he keeps following us"
Mom "Well we never seen him at the zoo before so he prob doesn't belong to it, and now that I think about it he looks like that monkey from the video"
As the Mom was deep in thought the little girl was so anxious that she felt her chest was tightening up.(Author:Tell me about it stress is so uncomfortable)
Little Girl "Pleeeease"
The Mom lost at the girls puppy eyes critical hit as some may call.
Mom "Ok Sam, we can keep the monkey assuming no one comes to reclaim him" (Author assuming everyone is braindead Sam is short for Samantha I knew someone called that once and I always called her Sam)
Sam was jumping constantly excited she ran to the Jeff and Hugged him tightly running back to her mom. They got in the car and drove home the atmosphere was grim...the name she gave him was that bad.
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Jeff's Pov
Sam named me something unimaginable horrible even nightmarish the very fiber of my existence as a man is in jeopardy!. She named me...Momo THE INDIGNATION SHAKES MY VERY FOUNDATIONS!.
Sam "Momo come on let's take you around the house!"
Jeff looked at her with a very ferocious glare, but Sam just brushed it over.
The suddenly the annoying bird who Jeff named Steve said something that depressed him, indeed now he wanted a very salty cracker to chew on.
Steve "Jeff want a cracker? poor Jeff poor Jeff want a cracker? Momo,momo poor Jeff poor Jeff".
Jeff decides to sleep for the night putting todays horrible events past him.
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Steve's Pov
Stupid monkey took me from my cage and made me follow him bet he wants a cracker well too damn bad! it's my cracker!.
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Thus ends another day of Jeff.
Were my constant author talks annoying? were they amusing? did they make you more into the character of Jeff?. I really did get a bit sentimental writing this *rubs eyes* I just got a little sand in my eyes that's right my house where no sand is has sand in it deal with the broken logic!.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCVKyyv8RXg Found this video of the Zoo it really breaks my heart that I don't live in hawaii anymore...
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note I've visited Mississippi zoo where I live now and I must say it was very disappointing...Honolulu zoo will forever be engraved in my heart...so looking up these videos was like a form of therapy for me thanks all for reading.