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Jeff's Pov
Day 3 of living in house of Sam it's a normal house in a decent neighborhood, it doesn't feel like it's in the middle of a city but it's still pretty urban.
My hobbies nowadays is watching anime on the computer when no one is around and climbing trees, reading some books no one knows I do this.
You may be asking how can I read but I can't speak? no idea magic monkey thing, keep in mind I was human in the past so reading is pretty darn obvious.
Something crushed me though emotionally and mentally in 2018 I am sad to say...n*ruto is still having fillers.
I have met Sam's friends by now and I gotta say kids really don't know how to pick friends, some just use her or are bossy of course there are good friends in the bunch who I approve.
At this point I kind of feel like a father to Sam though she already has one I can't help it, I was around 30 when I died so of course I'd have fatherly feelings towards the children.
Sam "Momo, why does that bird keep calling you Jeff?"
Jeff (Why are you asking me you know I can't talk to you...infact I bet you don't think I can understand you very well)
Sam frowns as she see's the confused look on Momo's face. then as if enlightened she understood...he's a monkey of course he does not understand.
Sam "I get it Momo you can't understand"
Suddenly a bird fly's in and starts to say rude things indirectly, like a passive aggressive pigeon!.
Steve "Jeff want a cracker? *bwawk* Jeff doesn't understand? poor Jeff bet he wants a super salty cracker *bwawk* Sam Sam give him a cracker"
Jeff is very upset now the bird is trying to dehydrate him to death.
Jeff (One day Steve you shall rue the day you decided to torture me with your delicious cheese complimenting dastardly snacks!)
Jeff Think's of various devious ways to get revenge maybe pluck some feathers and make a monkey sized duster?.
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Sam's Pov
That bird always about this Jeff person and crackers I don't even know Jeff, I guess he might be referring to Momo.
Sam "I don't think Momo wants a cracker how about you get one? make your throat nice and dry so you stop being irritating"
Momo's looking at me as if his entire world was just shattered, did I say something wrong?.
Sam "I was just joking Momo, you don't have to give me that look of shock..."
I took Momo in my arms and ran off outside to go play with my friends. It's weird Momo looks at Courtney with a look of disapproval as if he is not agreeing with my choice in friends.
(Author:I'll be honest here the Courtney bit might just be me venting about my older sister, not like you guys knowing I *gasp* have a family will affect me in any way :))
Courtney " Your Monkey keeps giving me judging looks...it makes me feel uncomfortable"
Sam "I don't know why he does that, it's like he sees something in you that I don't?"
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Courtney looks nervous and just says it's prob nothing,
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Courtney's Pov
Sam is so easy to boss around. She says she wants to play P*kmin or that weird empire earth game, But I want to watch movies and play H*lo 3!.
Courtney "Why don't we go back inside and watch lord of the rings?"
Sam "But I wanted to finish my game of empire earth, look my fortifications are complete and I got an army of Egyptian spearmen!, I was gonna build outposts and slowly invade the neighboring nation..."
She's always like this wants to play these singleplayer strategy games and whenever I wanna play a game she decides to opt out and watch, This one time she tried to get me into dr*gon age or*gins.
Courtney "How about we play split screen H*lo? that's always fun!"
Sam looks dejected but agrees anyways it's always like this.
(Author: please note my sister is not like this at all I just used her name)
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Steve's Pov
Poor Sam Sam, maybe I should give her a cracker, stupid monkey Jeff isn't even doing anything for her.
Steve looks at the calm monkey who is currently staring holes into the Courtney girl...maybe he does care, but he doesn't even have a cracker to give.
Steve shakes his head and fly's off in search of his treasure.
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Jeff's Pov
Jeff (This Courtney girl, I don't like her. How can I like someone who is so manipulative and guilt trips poor Sam aw Sam's ignorance is too much)
Jeff decides to deal with this issue at a later date and go back to fixing all the rookie mistakes Sam made in empire earth.
Jeff (She's just a kid, but when I was her age I didn't only build spearman I also built bowmen!, she also doesn't have many workers and she hasn't even built extra towncenters in key locations...)
As Jeff was raging at her terrible strategy game skill Sam came back just in time to see Jeff on her computer.
(Author: if it's confusing Jeff is only called Momo when Sam is talking or in her PoV)
Sam think's Jeff is destroying her game, and runs over to stop him!, but when she gets there. He is...he is...HE IS BUILDING BOWMEN NOOOOOO! her precious spearman only army!.
As Sam is lamenting her entire world being crushed, the author decides to stop here and play some Dominions 4 in an attempt to cure his sudden strategy game craving.
(Author:I need to buy a new copy of empire earth 2....till next chapter guys.
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Thank's for reading, and please don't critic my decision to include bits and pieces of my life, kk I think it adds flavor.
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I'm having fun writing this got a big grin on my face irl :) hope everyone enjoys. Between you and me I could prob make like 3 chapters a day if I really wanted to it's not too difficult, but I rather like my current pace.