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RE:Monkey
Chapter 2 I'll think of a title later

Chapter 2 I'll think of a title later

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Jeff "Who's there"

Jeff hears something and a bear comes out! Jeff panicks and runs away so fast that some trees swayed, of course Jeff never noticed his own speed.

Jeff (That was terrifying who would expect a small monkey to kill a giant bear...wait didn't I smash a boulder?)

Jeff mentally scolds himself for being scared of a bear but then he thinks to himself, I don't really wanna kill the bear I can go food at any time and if need be hunt.

Jeff (I should get into my primal instincts climb trees swing around wrestle bears yaknow normal immortal monkey stuff...)

Weeks went by as Jeff got used to his new monkey body by now he's a lean mean swinging machine he's the tarzan of 2ft immortal magic monkeys...yeh not a lot of competition.

Jeff (Now that I've mastered monkey style I kinda wanna find a city to see if I really am still in modern earth, and if I am I wanna toy around with the people)

So Jeff the master of monkey style literally, decided to find a city to mess with people maybe be a super hero called spider monkey...He first began by climbing every mountain within sight and using his enhanced sight he would try to spot cities or at least rural towns.

Jeff (None here *darts off to next mountain* ow my ears I keep breaking the sound barrier I gotta take it slower)

So days went by climbing mountains, wrestling bears, eating fruits and flying through the trees Jeff was in his element.

Jeff started to think now that he was an animal....no one would complain if he went and paid that damn elephant a visit, but first he has to find a town so he can sneak on a plane to find his way home.

Weeks went by Jeff was starting to get tired of climbing mountains, this was his last mountain he's walked for days. Jeff was lucky because at the top of this mountain he saw it!. 

A building, sure it was weeks away but he could see it clearly he decided to run at fullspeed!

Jeff (Thank god I was worried I might have to dig to china...still where am I.) 

Jeff was thinking that he needed to snatch a phone from some random person, he's a monkey so it's not like he'll get taken to the police.

Finally at the first town he's seen he has clearly realized it....I am still in modern earth, and if I can smash boulders and run at a speed that can break the sound barrier...I'm pretty strong.

Jeff decided to tour around the place, get used to his new urban jungle climbing buildings swinging from powerlines he's an immortal magic monkey getting shocked won't hurt him.

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Random Guys Pov

Random Guy "Hey guys am I seeing things or is that a small silver monkey running around?"

Random Guy2 "Yeah that's kinda weird quick take a picture of it with your new phone"

As soon as he takes the phone out the monkey zeroes in on him and snatches it.

Random Guy "MY NEW PHONE! GIVE IT BACK YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!"

Monkey runs off playing with the phone while Guy2 laughs his ass off.

Random Guy "What's so funny! what if that was your phone"

Random Guy2 "But it wasn't *breathes heavily* my lungs hurt from that laughing *sighs* come on lets go buy you a new phone"

They walk off not realizing that the monkey is giving them the only form of sign language he knows the middle finger.

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Jeff's Pov

Jeff (Who is he calling me a damn dirty ape, I'm not even an ape! he's the ape!)

As Jeff was raging over that guy, he was looking through the phone to find out where he was while hanging upside down with his tail.

Jeff (I'm in a oh dear god it can't be true *gasp* nah I got nothin some random town in Asia I suppose gotta catch a flight to Hawaii and pay that elephant a visit...always did like Honolulu Zoo...(author: Only bad thing are the darn peacock's that steal your PB&J amiright?)

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Thus Jeff set off on an epic quest of grand proportions to the nearest airport! it was thrilling car chases, gun fights stealing the locals food!.

Finally Jeff neared the airport he was looking at flight listings while looking up a Chinese dictionary...thankfully the 2 he stole the phone from were american.

Boarding the plane that flies to hawaii he decides to camp out on the wing and freak out people in the plane, of course he wasn't gonna damage the wing.

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Little Girls Pov

Little Girl "Mom look a monkey!"

The mom looks out the window and indeed sees a silver little monkey napping on the wings...

Mom "I gotta go find a flight attendant stay here"

Little Girl "OK!"

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Moms PoV

My daughter just saw a monkey on the wings and I did too...this is beyond weird and it looks so comfortable on those wings wait I think I saw it bolt a couch onto the wings...

Mom "Excuse me um can you come with me for a minute"

Female Attendant "Sure miss lead the way"

She leads the attendant to the window, then tells the attendant to look out suddenly a gasp is heard.

Female Attendant "Omg it's so cute, but why is it on the wings this is beyond weird I gotta go tell the pilot"

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Pilots Pov

My Attendant just told me a monkey is on the right wing, I got up and checked after making someone take over for me and low and behold a monkey...I gotta tell the people over the comms!

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People at the flight towers Pov

A pilot just called in, and told us all a small silver monkey is on the left wing sleeping on a couch, we all think he's insane but we will investigate anyways.

Frantic guy "Hey Dave! look at this youtube video it perfectly matchs the monkey's description and he was seen at the airport!"

Dave "Really? so wait that pilot isn't crazy? uh I think we should call the police or something"

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Jeffs PoV

Finally after a few days of flight we are here my home aloha people of Hawaii!. Little did Jeff know, his actions set off tons of viral videos on youtube with millions of views and practically everyone who searched silver monkey on youtube knows a silver monkey just slept on the wing of a plane.

When Jeff decided to search silver monkey on his phone he saw it, with a mix of both fear and happiness for being internet famous he clicked the video.

Jeff (Wow I really do walk on all fours can't imagine myself walking on 2 legs it'd be too weird, but this does not change the fact about a million people have already seen this video)

Thus ends another chapter in the life of Jeff the Immortal Magic Monkey.

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Tell me is the constant poV changes amusing? is it annoying? or just pointless I kinda like it I have this image in my head of a pilot saying STOP THE PRESSES WE HAVE A MONKEY ON A PLANE I REPEAT A MONKEY ON A PLANE!. Yaknow.

I started writing this this morning before I went into hibernation...sleep and finished when I woke. I think I want Jeff after his revenge, to just be someones pet. I don't know I'll just let the imagination flow and what I get is what get's put into words.

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Perfection *clap clap clap* glorious this all amounts to a hour worth of my time! no wait no even an hour because I put no forward thought into it!. I should prob look up proper grammar and burn it into my mind...I'll do it later