Day two of writing this blog thing, and I still don’t know how the [Naughty Word] it got onto my phone in the first place, but whatever. No news about any kind of [Naughty Word] reward, but there is a new option on the menu: the shop. It shows my views and favorites as currency; what even are those? Maybe they are something people reading my blog are able to give? Hopefully, the future me will have the answers... who still needs a name. Today, I tried looking up some names. I searched through some baby name lists, but nothing clicked. I’ll keep looking though.
Also, when I went to look at my previous blog post, it said I’d gained 46 views and 3 favorites, so I’m assuming that's what the currency meant. I wonder if people have to pay money to give them; Speaking of currency, I really need to find a new job now that I’ve been fired. I've never really had a chance to think about what career I want to go into since I managed to get into magic item appraisal, though I guess now I’ll have the opportunity to do so.
For anyone who’s wondering about my old job, it was an endless grind; every day I’d get new clients who’d bring me their items. All of which they have zero clue about. So then we have to make certain they didn’t just bring some common [Naughty Word] to us without knowing any better. If it isn’t anything common (though 99% of the time it is), then we start the actual process of identifying it. It always felt like opening up a present, you never knew what you were going to get—something only spoken of in legends or some pretty normal, uncommon loot. The best part of it all was always the commission fee we’d get from the rarer items. I’m going to miss that job, honestly.
Do you enjoy making more work for me? Say another naughty word. I dare you. -𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘍𝘰𝘹
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Sorry if that bored anyone, but I must still be attached to my old job. Maybe I could find another employer, although my reputation has been ruined, which means there’s a fat chance of that happening. Honestly, I want to go with an old dream of mine and become a dungeon delver. And not just any dungeon delver, but one of the best. Everyone’s always called me a bit bloodthirsty. So I may as well lean into it, right?
It’s going to take the majority of my savings to do so, though, considering how pricy the equipment can be. Maybe this app’s rewards can help? I saw in the shop that they offered actual money in exchange for follows and favorites. Even if I managed to get all the equipment necessary, I’d have to find an org. Which, if you didn’t already know, are formed of veteran dungeon delvers and experienced merchants who sell off the cores and loot.
They also have a monopoly on access to any dungeons (so you have to join if you want access). Everyone I’ve read about always complains about the upper management of orgs but surely it can’t be all that bad, right? The job does make them a ton of money from the vital mana cores. Tomorrow, I’ll head over to the headquarters of an org to see their requirements. If any of you guys have any suggestions, feel free.
Another thing—this is really random—but this morning during my routine, I was brushing my hair like normal, and a ton of hair came out? It has me stressed, but maybe it’s a one-time occurrence. I’ve heard some really good things about hair creams for this type of stuff, so I’m thinking about looking into that. Another medicine I’ve heard good things about is Derumine; it’s pretty new but comes in pill form and stops most hair loss, along with a whole host of other cosmetic things.
This blog's chapter is mostly done now, I think, but I did want to ask some questions to everyone who’s reading. Does anyone know what those weird architect messages were? I only really noticed them after having already posted the blog. I’m guessing that they must’ve gotten added in after I hit submit. And also, I’m still looking for a name, everyone, so if you have any ideas, just comment below. You all have a good night.