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Interviewer: And welcome back to episode three of Origin System Testimonials! Today, we have with us Tetra Helios! She’s a pilot for the railjack, The Underdark. How are we doing today?

Tetra: Oh, I’m doing quite well, thanks for asking! How are you?

Interviewer: I’m doing good, thank you. What is it like working on The Underdark?

Tetra: It’s pretty nice. My tenno doesn’t come around often, so my job mostly consists of just sitting around and waiting.

Interviewer: What do you mean by doesn’t come around often?

Tetra: Exactly that. I think in the few years I’ve been on the ship I’ve seen them maybe twice? And both times they had me or someone else pilot and they stayed away from the windows.

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Interviewer: I see, so what do you do then?

Tetra: Well, I finished writing a book. I also clean the railjack…it is very shiny at this point. I do help with repairs of scrap she does bring back sometimes. Not sure where they get them from though.

Interviewer: Oh? A book? What is it about?

Tetra: It’s a biography about the life of my tenno. I’ve taken some creative liberties since asking them questions is kind of…pointless.

Interviewer: I can imagine, they don’t really talk much, do they?

Tetra: No, no they don’t. They’ll sometimes give me a thumbs up or shake their head if I ask them a yes or no question, but other than that? {She shakes her head}

Interviewer: Has there been anything interesting that has happened since you were hired on?

Tetra: No, not really. I’ve gone out once, but we very quickly came back and my Tenno was acting like they were sick. It was really strange. I didn’t know they could get sick.

[Yes, the one time I was able to go out, we saw lots of interesting things and got to pull one over on Nef Anyo, it was great. My Tenno was very happy about that and celebrated.]

Interviewer: Oh, I see. That sounds fascinating. It’s actually kind of funny, we had someone else here and they said something similar, but they do tend to go out far more than you and your Tenno.

Tetra: I’d probably trade with them if I could.

Interviewer: So, how far have you gotten in your book?

Tetra: I’d say it’s almost done. It’s a couple hundred pages at this point, and I don’t want to make it too much longer. You think people will buy it?

Interviewer: Oh, most certainly. I’m sure the life of your Tenno is very interesting. Definitely let us at Perrin Sequence know when you want to publish and we’ll help you out.

Tetra: Really? That’s awesome! I appreciate that so much!

Interviewer: Of course, well that’s all the time we have today. We’ll see you next time!

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