While lying underneath the rubble of a collapsed building, I took a moment to process everything that happened, causing me to click my tongue in annoyance as I grabbed the handle of my barrel-sized cup. With a grunt, I pushed the rubble off me, causing it to fly everywhere as I slowly stood up while glaring at the one responsible for my current predicament, who was currently in a stalemate with Ulti.

"Tsk, fucking annoying." Muttered Diddy in annoyance as he approached Grand and Ulti, his steps steady and firm despite being completely drunk.

"GRAND! GRAND! GRAND!" "ULTI! ULTI! ULIT!" Yelled Frenzy and Beast pirates, respectively, as they surrounded Grand and Ulti while placing bets and cheering for a victor.

Knocking several people out of my way, I approached Grand, who just punched Ulti, forcing her to take a few steps back, but before he could follow up with his attack, I leaped in the air and kicked his head, flinging him through the sky as he smashed through multiple buildings.

"Tsk, that's what you get for hitting me." Said Diddy with a click of his tongue as he eyed Grand in the distance while the crowd instantly went silent from his presence.

Shifting my focus to Ulti, I gave her an annoyed look before dashing forward and punching her in the stomach, sending her flying through the sky as she nearly hit the top of the skull.

"Don't hit someone toward me." Muttered Diddy lightly as he eyed Ulti, who began to fall back down, only for her to dive head-first towards him.

Grunting at her stupid decision, I waited for her to arrive before I slammed my head against her, and even though she had used haki in her attack, it wasn't enough to help her as I overpowered her and sent her crashing into the crowd.

"Tch, hard-headed, both literally and figuratively." Said Diddy softly as he eyed Ulti, who was holding her head while slowly standing back up.

"Hahaha, behind you, Captain!" Yelled Grand with a large smile as he violently punched Diddy with his haki-clad fist, sending him flying right towards Kaido.

Slamming through yet another building, I slowly stood back up, but before I lunged back into the fray, I grabbed a barrel and quickly refilled my cup.

"Annoying." Remarked Diddy lightly as he took a long sip from his cup while eyeing Grand, who was holding his arms in the air like the victor of the battle.

"Worororo!" Said Kaido with a hearty laugh as he watched the mayhem in the plaza slowly grow.

After taking a few sips, I leaped off the balcony and lunged back towards Grand, yet before I could hit him, Page-One smacked him with his tail, sending him crashing into the crowd, which prompted me to attack him instead as I slapped him in the face with my tail, flinging him right into Chala who just so happened to be there.

"How dare you hurt Pay-Pay!" Yelled Ulti furiously as she reached onto her back, grabbing a large morning star while lunging towards Diddy and violently smacking him in the face with nearly all of her strength.

Now that I was prepared, her attack only pushed my head to the side, yet after a few moments of her struggling, I slowly overpowered her and pushed her back until I stared at her.

"Tsk, that's it?" Asked Diddy with a raised eyebrow as he spat a little blood onto the ground, causing Ulti to gulp, but someone else attacked first before she could.

"You spilled my drink!" Stated Chala angrily as she aggressively punched Diddy with her haki-covered ice gauntlet, knocking him onto the ground.

'Wasn't expecting that.' Thought Diddy lightly as he focused more on not spilling his drink than his surroundings.

While on the ground, I took a few swigs from my cup before leaping back onto my two feet and kicking both Chala and Ulti into the crowd, only to be punched toward the ground from my back as Grand hit me.

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"Yeah, Freyja was right; there are sedatives in this alcohol." Muttered Diddy lightly with a yawn as he rolled onto his back, dodging a tail swipe from Page-One.

Standing up, I caught Page-One's claws before reaching up towards his neck with my foot, only to slam to the ground, prompting him to try and free himself, but I simply used this chance to drink some more alcohol as it tasted pretty freaking good. However, I wasn't able to drink in peace as Ulti, Grand, and Chala all attacked me, causing me to grunt as I firmly planted my foot on the ground, bracing for the attacks, which all violently slammed onto my back.

"Tch, if you're going to attack me, at least do better!" Remarked Diddy in slight anger as he flung his four attackers in separate directions, though funnily enough, each person happened to hit someone.

"Tch, what the hell, Grand!?" Exclaimed Scar in annoyance as he punched Grand back towards Diddy while following after him, too drunk to think straight.

"Fucking bastard, I'll gut you, Ulti!" Yelled Jack angrily as he crushed the cup and dashed towards Ulti, who was already running back toward Diddy.

"Tsk, don't just leave now Page-One!" Remarked Sasaki in annoyance as he transformed into his human-beast form and rammed into Page-One, heading right for Diddy.

"Icy bitch." Said Whos-Who angrily while he kicked the ground in quick succession, causing his figure to blur as he used soru to speedily approach Chala.

Sensing all the people rapidly heading for me, I faintly smirked and downed the rest of the contents in my cup before I wiped my mouth and tossed my bo-staff into the distance; while I may still be injured, I'd never say no to a battle.

"Hahaha, c'mon!" Stated Diddy with a grin as he faced the close person, who happened to be Ulti, while Jack closely followed right behind her.

"Take this!" Yelled Ulti as she violently swung her morning star onto Diddy's head, causing him to smile as he simply smacked it away with his fist before punching her haki-clad head, which he broke through despite holding back.

Flinging Ulti into the distance, I raised my hands and grabbed Jack's tusks as I brought his charge to an immediate halt, only to lift his massive mammoth body into the air, followed by slamming him on both Scar and Grand, causing the ground to tremble. However, I wasn't done as I swung Jack into Page-One and Sasaki, sending them flying through the air before crashing onto the stage where Queen was performing his terrible dancing.

With only Chala and Whos-Who remaining, I lunged towards them and grabbed them both by the face before slamming their heads together, only to end it by planting them waist-deep into the ground. However, before I could revel in my victory, I was suddenly hit with several projectile beams that exploded all around me.

"BASTARD! YOU RUINED MY SONG!" Yelled Queen furiously as he attacked Diddy from a distance while in his human-beast form, only for a flash of lightning to dash through the sky.

"It sucked anyways!" Remarked Diddy with a smile as he punched Queen in the face, forcing him to take several steps back, but since he wasn't using haki or martial arts, it didn't affect him as much.

Getting tail-swiped by Queen, flinging me back into the crowd, which has begun to fight amongst themselves thanks to all of our interventions, I spat some blood onto the ground while standing back up. If I weren't still injured, I'd hardly feel any of their attacks, but even so, that's fine; it only makes it more enjoyable.

"Hahaha!" Said Diddy loudly as he headbutted a random pirate, causing him to collapse onto the ground unconscious.

Just as I was about to lunge back into the fray, I felt slight danger coming from above, causing me to instinctively raise my arms as I blocked the attack, yet even so, I was still sent crashing through several floors.

"Worororo! Now, this is a party!" Yelled Kaido loudly with a hearty laugh as he downed his cup and gazed at the hole he had sent Diddy through.

Shaking my head, I removed all the rubble and leaped through the hole, powerfully uppercutting Kaido into the air before grabbing his foot and slamming his large body onto the ground.

"Come get some!" Stated Diddy loudly as he waited until Kaido had regained his bearing before lunging at him.

While this was originally supposed to be a party between two rival pirates, it spiraled into a massive brawl between each other; actually, as a matter of fact, it was like a free-for-all with everyone fighting everyone; there were no teams. Well, I say everyone fighting everyone, but no one approached Kaido and I, which was probably good since we weren't exactly holding back other than not using any haki.

"Hahaha!" "Worororo!" Said Diddy and Kaido, respectively, as they violently headbutted each other, uncaring that they were worsening their injured bodies.

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"Haa, our Captains are so stupid." Muttered Freyja lightly as she sat on the railing and gazed at the large brawl between the tens of thousands of pirates.

"So, while they're busy, want to have some fun? Or I could just force myself onto you like before? Either way, I'm still tasting that massive cock of yours." Asked Freyja lustfully as she turned and glanced at King, who narrowed his eyes while grabbing his sword, yet before he could, he was passionately kissed by her.

"Don't worry, boy, I'll give you a splendid time." Muttered Freyja softly as she used her potent charms to confuse King's mind while she led him into the building, only for grunts and moans to resound a few minutes later.