Despite genuinely asking a question, it seemed that the fat pig didn't like my choice of words as she began to morph into her snake form while her hair quickly caught fire.
"You disgusting men are all the same! Thinking with nothing but your lower halves! Utter another word of Sister, and I'll turn you into an eunuch before killing you!" Declared Marigold angrily as she grabbed her halberd in her snake form and pointed it at Diddy while he merely gave her a side glance.
Licking my fangs, I opened my mouth, leaned forward, and bit down on the blade of her halberd, firmly holding it in my mouth.
"I'll only say this once: lower your weapon, or I'll kill you." Said Diddy aggressively, turning his hand into a makeshift dagger as lightning coiled around his fingers while he stared Marigold in the eyes, causing her to grit her teeth and nervously sweat.
Seeing as she got the message that her next move would decide whether she lived or not, I lowered my hand and released her halberd before seemingly focusing back on the stage where Hancock, Freyja, and Trenza all stood beside each other. However, my senses were still intently focused on the fat pig in case she chose the stupid option, though; it seemed like while she may have been fat, she wasn't stupid, and with a swift movement, she lowered her halberd along with returning to her normal form, which resembled that of a human and a pig.
"A-Anyways, judges, please rate our three contests." Said Sandersonia as she eyed Diddy in annoyance before shaking her head and lightly smiling while gesturing to the three contests to her left.
"Hmph. I give Trenza a 7, Freyja a 6, and Sister a 7." Declared Marigold loudly as she side-glanced Diddy before ignoring him and folding her arms while glancing at each contestant, respectively.
"Despite how much you're out of your league for daring to compete against both Freyja and Hancock, I give you a 9, Trenza; I liked your entrance. Followed by Freyja getting a 3 and Hancock with a 6. Congratulations, you've beaten two toilets." Remarked Diddy with a faint frown as he looked at Trenza, who pumped her fist into the air before he glanced between both Freyja and Hancock.
"Hiss, hiss, hiss." Said Mony as he spoke to Trenza, as she was the only one who could understand him, causing her to raise her hands in the air with a large smile.
Now, obviously, since Trenza was competing and she was the only one who could understand Mony, we couldn't trust her words since they'd risk rigging the contest as no one could fact-check her, so, once Mony was done speaking, he used his incredibly long, flexible body to create the numbers in the air, with Trenza's number being first followed by Freyja and Hancock's
"8, 6, 6. Well, there we have it, folks; with the judge's score, we have Freyja in last with a total of 15 points, Sister in second with 19 points, and surprisingly Trenza in first with 24 points." Stated Sandersonia as she looked at the crowd before walking past both Hancock and Freyja, only to stand beside Trenza, who was sporting the largest smile ever.
"Tsk, I can't believe I got second to such an average woman; despicable!" Said Hancock disgracefully as she looked at Trenza in annoyance before turning around and walking behind the closed curtain.
"Tch, the hell was that for, Diddy?" Asked Freyja in annoyance as she dropped her angelic facade and glared at Diddy, who scoffed in response.
"Hmph, because you deserved it; if you want to win, stop relying on your sexiness and your ability to ignite lust in people. This is a beauty contest, not a sexiness contest." Replied Diddy as he folded his arms and eyed Freyja, who slightly widened her eyes before taking a deep breath to calm herself, only to nod afterward.
"Haa, you're right, Diddy; thanks for the reminder." Said Freyja with a nod as her body trembled in disgust from uttering such words before turning around and walking behind the closed curtains along with a happy Trenza.
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"Now, don't fret, everyone; that was merely the opening act; this contest is still far from being over." Stated Sandersonia with a faint smile as she walked towards the front of the stage and looked at the crowd before leaving the stage.
'Ugh, merely the opening act? Tsk, this better not take too long, or I'll ruin this whole thing by looking at the moon.' Thought Diddy with a frown as he closed his eyes while intently feeling this mighty ferocious strength coursing through his veins, just waiting to be called upon.
After about two minutes, Hancock's sister, whatever her name was, returned to the stage after exiting from behind the curtain and walking towards the front.
"Alright, everyone, the contestants are finished changing; the scenario is Innocent Beauty." Remarked Sandersonia with a large smile as she clapped her hands while retreating to the corner of the stage, prompting the curtains to be pulled open, revealing Trenza, Hancock, and Freyja.
Watching the three walk out onto the stage wearing different clothing, which did an excellent job at covering up their womanly parts while still making them look beautiful, well, Trenza just looked decent. All three of them looked like a trio of innocent women as they walked towards the front of the stage, showing off their appearance while doing a little spin before backing away and standing in the middle, prompting the woman from before approaching us.
"Now then, judges?" Asked Sandersonia as she looked at Marigold, Diddy, and Mony.
"Trenza gets an 8, Freyja gets a 7, and Hancock gets a 7." Stated Marigold solemnly as she gazed at the three women before glancing at Diddy to her right.
"9, 8, 8. Hiss, hiss, hiss. 9, 8, 8." Remarked Diddy, Mony, and Sandersonia, respectively, as the former glanced between the three women before Mony contorted his long body into numbers, which Sandersonia read aloud.
"Adding the total points together, we'll have both Freyja and sister tied for second place with 23 points and Trenza in first with 25 points. W-What an unexpected first two rounds." Said Sandersonia skeptically in surprise as she glanced at Mony, Diddy, and Marigold before looking at Hancock, Freyja, and Trenza, who all looked surprised.
"Eh, I-I won again? Tsk, she won again? How did she win again?" Questioned Trenza, Hancock, and Freyja in surprise, prompting the former to widen her eyes while the latter two sported deep frowns before eyeing the three judges.
"Tch, stop looking at us like that. The scenario or whatever was innocent beauty, now tell me, what's more innocent than a child?" Said Diddy with a click of his tongue as he glared at Hancock and Freyja before they all looked at Trenza, observing her short, child-like stature and small breasts.
"Tsk, there was no beating her this round." Muttered Freyja in slight annoyance as she glanced at Trenza's almost flat chest before looking at her two watermelons, only to turn around and head towards the closet while a grumbling Hancock walked beside her.
"U-Um, c-can we do a redo? I-I don't think I want to win anymore." Asked Trenza with a defeated expression as she looked at the three judges, who all shook their heads while Diddy smirked, angering her.
"Ugh, dammit, Captain; just because I'm a virgin and have small breasts doesn't mean I'm a child!" Yelled Trenza angrily as she puffed out her cheeks and stomped her foot while glaring at Diddy, only for everyone to freeze.
"Hehe, 10. Haa, 10. 10." Said Diddy, Marigold, and Sandersonia as the two looked at Trenza while the latter read Mony's body, their words causing her to sport a furious expression.
"Eh, I didn't know Trenza was still a virgin, did you, Scar?" Asked Grand softly as he glanced at Scar, who shook his head.
"No, I thought she had long since lost her virginity, but I guess I was wrong." Replied Scar lightly with a shrug of his shoulders, only to watch Trenza grab her head while screaming angrily.
"CAPTAIN!!" Yelled Trenza angrily with a heavy blush as she removed Sunaipu from her holster and shot several times at Diddy, who dodged each bullet by tilting his head while laughing.
"NO! Let me go! I-I'm going to fill his body with lead!" Added Trenza as she continued to fire upon Diddy, only for Sandersonia to forcefully restrain her while carrying her behind the curtains.
"Hehe, a perfect score; I wonder if that'll ever happen again." Muttered Diddy with a chuckle as he watched Trenza disappear behind the curtains, only for her to reappear though she was promptly yanked back.
After a few more minutes of waiting, the woman exited from the curtains once more, this time with a much more irritated expression.
"Now then, for the third act, the scenario is Sexy Beauty." Stated Sandersonia in an annoyed tone as she moved to the corner of the stage, causing the curtains to open while Trenza, Freyja, and Hancock appeared.
With just a quick glance at the three, the winner was immediately obvious; in all honestly, they should've just skipped this one while giving Freyja the win since Freyja outshone both Hancock and Trenza; her figure was just too perfect and voluptuous.
'This might be another perfect score.' Thought Diddy lightly as he ignored Trenza and Hancock and stared fixedly at Freyja, who, having taken his advice, didn't purposely reveal her body, yet even so, it only seemed to make her beauty more powerful.