Clicking my tongue in annoyance, I lunged towards the golden bell after Luffy, swiftly passing him before tunneling underneath the base of the bell, only to emerge from underneath it as I took a deep breath before lifting it up.

'Damn, this is heavy.' Mused Diddy with a slight frown as he held the golden bell above his head while exiting from the burrow he had made, causing everyone who was dancing around the bonfire to stop.

While holding the heavy golden bell above my head, I looked at everyone in the distance circling the bonfire before smirking as I leaped into the air, causing Nimbus to appear, surprisingly keeping me afloat despite the extra weight.

"Hey! Where are you going!? I wanted to ring it!" Exclaimed Luffy in annoyance as he looked up at Diddy floating higher into the sky, though he promptly ignored him.

"G-Grand, d-do you have a terrible feeling in your heart right now?" Asked Trenza fearfully as she nervously gulped before looking at Grand, who slowly nodded while the two watched Diddy ascend higher into the sky.

"Y-You don't think he'll drop it on us, right Trenza?" Asked, Replied Grand skeptically as he looked down at Trenza, who wryly smiled in response.

"Hoho, he's definitely going to drop it; I suggest everyone flee." Remarked Sebas with a slight chuckle while wearing skypiean accessories as he patted Grand's arm, his words causing everyone except a few people to be filled with terror.

"Tch, some loud noise awakes him, and his first response is to drop a several-ton golden bell on everyone's head; stupid fucking monkey, always ruining someone else's fun." Declared Freyja boldly as she folded her arms in annoyance while glaring at Diddy in the sky, wiping a white stick substance off her cheek.

"To be fair, he did warn us in advance." Commented Mael lightly while covered in bandages as he stood beside Freyja, who scoffed in response.

"Hmph, if you call threatening to randomly kill three people a warning, then sure, though knowing him, he probably considered it justifiable. Can't he at least wait until I've finished milking the men dry?" Remarked Freyja as she eyed Mael to her right before lustfully licking her lips, only for a golden axe to embed itself in the ground between them.

"Don't even think about it, Freyja." Said Mael in a deep voice as he looked at Freyja, who smirked before using her bewitching abilities to their fullest extent, causing everyone, whether male or female, to be enchanted from a single glance.

"How about now, Dear? I'll let you treat me like a whore." Stated Freyja seductively, revealing one of her large breasts to Mael, who, while blushing, only ended up hardening his gaze as wisps of plasma emerged from his body.

"Hoho, settle down, you two; now isn't exactly the time to be flirting or fighting with each other; let's try to figure out a way to stop Captain from recreating an extinction-level event." Declared Sebas softly with a light chuckle as he stood between them while placing his hands on each of them, bounding them tightly in his telekinesis.

"Hmph, we'll have a more private talk later, Mael." Said Freyja with a slight frown before shaking her head and concealing her breast, while Mael merely grunted before picking up his golden axe and resting it on his shoulder.

"S-So um, excuse me, b-but, w-will he really throw the golden bell at us? I-I know he's called Chaos Kong, but he's not that crazy, right? He'll end up harming his own crew." Asked Nami lightly as she glanced between Mael, Freyja, and Sebas, speaking more towards the latter considering his approachable aura.

"Tsk, that'll only spur him on; he boiled me alive for ten minutes. Ho, you don't know him like we do, young lass Nami; he had nearly broken my mind when I first met him, and I mean that literally. He had brutally beaten me on our first encounter and then proceeded to force me to join his crew." Declared Freyja, Sebas, and Mael, respectively, as they all looked at Nami, whose expression was pale white in fear by the end.

"W-We're going to die." Muttered Nami in fear and tears as she squatted down with her clima-tact in hand, only for Sanji to appear from nowhere, consoling her.

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"You've got nothing to fret, my dear Nami-San; with me here, no one shall ever harm you. If it means your safety is guaranteed, I shall kick everything into submission." Stated Sanji passionately as he hugged Nami while using this chance to grope her body a little, causing her to angrily smack him with his clima-tact.

"Hmm, well, it was nice knowing you, Sebas." Said Robin lightly with a look of acceptance as he extended her hand to Sebas, who shook it while smiling.

"What are you crying for, Nami!? We can still make it to safety if we run away!" Yelled Ussop quickly as he grabbed ahold of Nami, violently shaking her out of her stupor, causing her to wipe her tears and nod.

"Yes, you're right! Why didn't I think of that? Quickly, we must escape now!" Replied Nami solemnly with a nod as she started running away with Usopp following right behind her, the two leaving the clearing and running into the forest at night.

"W-Wait for me, you guys!" Yelled Chopper as he chased after them into the forest, only to quickly reappear with a frightened expression while running away.

"Help!!" Screamed Ussop and Nami fearfully, tears streaming down their faces as they emerged from the forest, only for a massive wolf to chase after them, though before it could make it far, its head suddenly dropped to the ground.

"Stop with all the yelling; you're ruining my drinking." Said Zoro with a slight frown, sheathing his sword while drinking a large cup of booze as he leaned against a tree.

"Ayo! Get back down here, Monkey! I want to ring the bell!" Yelled Luffy angrily while jumping around as he glared up at Diddy, who was now quite high in the sky.

"Hmm, this is one interesting crew." Muttered Sebas with a nod while rubbing his bearded chin as he observed the Strawhats.

"That's rich coming you, Sebas." Said Freyja lightly as she glanced at Sebas, who laughed with a nod.

"Hoho, true. We are one unique pirate crew." Stated Sebas with boisterous laughter while Mael lightly scoffed.

"Unique is one way to put it, though I lean more towards chaotic." Declared Mael, causing Sebas, Grand, Trenza, and Freyja to nod, with the latter being quite reluctant to do so.

"Couldn't have said it better myself." Muttered Freyja with an annoyed expression before suddenly morphing into her Satan's Soul form and approaching Luffy.

"Luffy, you want to ring that bell, right?" Asked Freyja as she stood beside Luffy, causing him to stop yelling and nod.

"Yeap! I need to ring that bell!" Replied Luffy earnestly before returning to yelling at the sky.

"Well then, we'll help you with it. Sebas, Mael, come on." Remarked Freyja with a faint smirk as she glanced at Sebas and Mael, prompting them to nod before nearing her.

"Eh, help me?" Asked Luffy curiously, though he got no response as Freyja passionately kissed him, causing Sanji to roar in anger, sadness, and jealousy.

"Yes. We're going to help you. Lust Empowerment." Said Freyja with a smirk as she retracted her face and licked her lips while looking at Luffy, who was suddenly lifted into the air, only to be compressed until he was the size of a fist.

"Hoho, that's going to be quite deadly; mind setting this off, Mael?" Asked Sebas with a slight smile with a closed fist as he moved the compressed Luffy to the broad side of Mael's axe.

"I suggest everyone stand on the opposite side." Declared Mael as he held his golden axe like a baseball with Luffy on one side while on the other side, there was a small yet highly compressed ball of plasma just waiting to be unleashed.

"Um, what's happening?" Asked Luffy as he tried to look around, though he was far too tightly compressed to move even his eyes.

"Nothing, just make sure to give Diddy a good punch for us." Replied Freyja with a smile as she smiled at Luffy before gesturing to Mael, who faintly smirked while tightly gripping his axe.

"Go!" Yelled Mael loudly, swinging with all his might as the compressed plasma on the opposite side acted as a thruster, massively enhancing the strength of the swing as he flung Luffy upwards Diddy while Sebas released his hold on Luffy at the exact same time, causing him to surge upwards with an incredible amount of kinetic energy.

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While several hundreds of meters in the sky, I looked below me with a smirk as I prepared to toss the golden bell atop the loud people below, though just before I could, I saw an eruption of light followed by something speedily flying straight towards me.

'Luffy?' Thought Diddy with a raised eyebrow as he gave Luffy a confused look before suddenly grinning and leaping off Nimbus.

Grabbing Nimbus while falling through the sky, I charged it with a significant amount of lightning before launching it toward the rapidly approaching Luffy, yet, instead of burning him, the lightning danced around his body without harming him in the slightest. Seeing him reel his arm back, I couldn't help but laugh as I did the same, focusing all of my strength on my right arm while coating it in haki.

Kicking off against the base of the golden bell, I shot toward Luffy and quickly reached him.

"GUM GUM NO RAILGUN! MONSTER FIST!" Yelled Luffy and Diddy, respectively, as they punched each other in the face while the former's momentum pushed them into the bell, causing it to ring throughout all of Skypiea before exploding into a million different pieces.

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"HAHAHA, that kid, he did it! SKYPIEA, IT IS REAL!" Yelled Cricket with a joyful expression as he heard bells ring while staring up at the cloudy sky, only to see a massive silhouette of two people punching eachother.