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Blocking Magellan's punch, I stomped my foot on the ground, pushing me forward as I punched his other haki and poison-clad fist, causing me to slightly wince in pain since his armament haki was slightly superior to mine, but unlike his haki, his physical strength wasn't comparable to mine, so even though his armament haki was superior, I was still able to force him back; though that was only because the difference in our haki was miniscule.

"Ugh, Chaos Kong!" Yelled Magellan angrily as he wiped the blood leaking from his mouth while glaring at Diddy, who merely laughed before once again lunging towards him.

"Hehe, for being the Warden of Impel Down, you're not nearly as strong as I expected. C'mon, don't tell me this is all you can do!?" Exclaimed Diddy with a maniacal grin as he leaped up towards Magellan and kicked him in the chest repeatedly, though he managed to block in time.

Kicking off Magellan's arm, I spun in the air before using soru as I kicked the air, causing me to launch towards him faster than a bullet as I turned into a lightning bolt while extending my leg, kicking him right in the face and flinging him into the wall. Landing on the ground, I glanced at Janet, who had just finished dealing with Magellan's soldiers, who were all trapped in different photos.

"Heh, I see you've been practicing, Janet; you're only taking a picture of what you want." Remarked Diddy with a faint smirk as he looked at Janet, who turned and gave him a thumbs up while nodding.

"Yeap, this ability of mine is the greatest ability I could ask for. It's perfect for me!" Declared Janet with a smile as she formed a camera with her hands before taking a picture of Diddy, causing a photo of him to appear within her hands, yet he was still standing there.

While I was observing Janet's picture, I sensed danger, and following that, I promptly tilted my body and dodged to the left, only for a purplish snake to crash into the floor where I was previously standing; looking at Magellan, I saw him emerge from the pile of rubble as three large purplish snakes made entirely of his poison sprouted from his back and hovered over him.

"Time for round 2." Muttered Diddy with a smirk, squinting his eyes before coating himself in lightning once more as he dashed across the floor, speedily running towards Magellan while his three poisonous snakes lunged at him.

Dodging Magellan's snakes, which would erupt into a thick gas of poisonous clouds, I dashed towards him while relying on my lightning to burn any harmful substance from reaching me, and I didn't need need to worry since it did just that, turning one of Magellans biggest strengths into nothing but an inconvenience.

Punching the poisonous snake with a lightning-clad fist, which suddenly exploded into a small EMP blast, burning the snake to oblivion, I charged right through the snake and clenched my fist as I poured every ounce of strength I could muster into my right arm while I neared Magellan.

"Venom Demon!" Stated Magellan loudly as he released copious amounts of posion and toxins, creating a massive, purple body of pure venom that sported a skull face.

Eying the giant poisonous monster, I merely grinned while sensing the immense danger from the monster, yet I didn't retreat and only increased my speed as I condensed all of the lightning around my arm, causing it to glow brightly while I coated my arm in the strongest layer of haki I could muster. Leaping into the air toward the poisonous monster, I squeezed tightly before surging with all of my strength into my arm and punching the air while using fish-man karate, destabilizing the poisonous monster while the lightning that arched through the air finished the job and burnt the monster to a crisp.

"Arghh!" Roared Magellan painfully as the lightning coursed through his body, only for him to suddenly fall into the puddle of his poison while occasionally twitching.

"Ohh, Diddy, let me get a picture real quick; Chaos Kong escapes Impel down after defeating Magellan the Warden!?" Exclaimed Janet with a large, enthusiastic smile as she got on one knee and formed a camera with her hands, hoping to take a picture.

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"First off, Magellan hasn't been defeated; he's still very much conscious; he just can't move because of all the lightning coursing through his body. And secondly, no. I've already wasted several minutes fighting him; besides, I have a bigger battle ahead of me, and I can't get too injured. I want to be in peak condition during the war." Remarked Diddy with a shake of his head as he landed beside Janet while looking at Magellan, who kept trying to stand up, but the lightning coursing through his nervous system made it impossible, only for him to grab her by the collar before tossing her onto his back.

"Eh, war? What war are you talking about, Diddy?" Asked Janet with widened eyes as she tightly held Diddy, only for him to dash away from the area, heading back toward the elevator shaft.

"Don't really know. Someone told me there would be a war between the Marines and the Whitebeard pirates, and he wasn't lying either, so I, of course, intend to join such a battle. Actually, the Frenzy pirates will join the battle; where there is chaos, the Frenzy pirates will be right there." Declared Diddy lightly as he dashed on all threes through the fourth floor before arriving within the elevator shaft and sprinting up the side of the wall, only to chaotically grin while passing the third, second, and first floors.

Arriving at the first floor, Crimson Hell, I leaped out of the elevator shaft and kicked the ground, using geppo as I swiftly headed higher into the sky, though it didn't take long before I heard sirens and saw red lights flashing everywhere.

"Welp, this isn't good." Said Janet lightly as she looked down at Impel Down, spotting the numerous battle ships quickly noticing them ascending into the sky.

"Hehe, they'll be dealt with in a second. I just need Naga-sa and Nimbus to return to me." Said Diddy with a soft chuckle as he floated high above Impel Down, raising his hand into the air and summoning the Nimbus-infused Naga-sa.

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"What time is it?" Asked a marine, who stood guard beside the weaponry while yawning.

"11:34. We still have another two and a half hours before we change shifts. Just relax; I know it's boring, but at least it's safe." Replied another marine standing on the opposite side of the weaponry as he looked at his watch before shaking his head, causing the first marine to sigh.

"Haa, yeah, I suppose you're not wrong, but it's so bor-" Said the marine as he looked at his partner, only to suddenly quiet down when they heard a loud bang against the large vault door.

"Did you hear that?" Asked the second marine as he furrowed his brows and looked at the vault door behind him suspiciously while his partner nodded, only for them to suddenly hear another bang, this time much louder.

"I-Is someone trapped inside? How did they get trapped inside?" Muttered the first marine in confusion as he stepped forward, preparing to open the vault door, but before he could, it was suddenly busted off the wall, falling atop and crushing him while a golden red object flew out of the weaponry vault.

"S-So much for safety." muttered the second marine in concern as he gazed at his dead partner before glancing through the hole the object smashed through, watching as it speedily left Marineford.

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Sensing Nimbus and Naga-sa rapidly approaching, I smirked as I kicked the air beneath me, lunging towards the battleships below me as they started shooting once they got in range, but I easily evaded them; once I got close, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a golden red blurry object speedily heading right for me.

Just before it smashed into Janet and I, I grabbed Naga-sa and rapidly enlarged it, only to violently swing it down at the battleships surrounding Impel Down, smashing two of them in the process. Running around the outskirts of Impel Down, I destroyed nearly every battleship with a single swing of my enlarged Naga-sa.

Once I finished my small massacre of several thousands of Marines, I separated Nimbus from Naga-sa and sat atop my fluffy, yellow cloud while Janet sat down behind me; I was about to holster Naga-sa, only to remember I was wearing no clothes.

'Tsk, those marine bastards didn't feed me, didn't give me water, and didn't even give me a pair of pants; tch, hope you all rot in hell.' Thought Diddy in annoyance as he swiped down towards a burning battleship, striking it with a thick lightning bolt, causing it to explode the ship, killing the remaining survivors.

"Janet, give me your pants." Said Diddy as he turned and looked at Janet, who quickly held her pants.

"W-Wait, before you rip my pants off my body, let me show you something cool." Said Janet as she removed her pants, revealing her nudeness before tossing it onto Nimbus and taking a picture with her hands.

"Not only can I store things in a photo, Diddy, but I can also do this!" Said Janet with a smirk as she reached into the photo, only to remove a pair of prisoner pants, which she handed to Diddy.

Holding the pants in my hand, I sniffed them before sniffing Janet's, only to note, they smelled the exact same and had her musty, shitty, womanly smell to them as well.

"I can only do it with nonliving things, and it's also tied to the original, so if my pants are ripped…" Said Janet lightly as she sat down, only to slightly tear her pants, causing a tear to appear on Diddy's pants in the exact same spot.

"…the copy will also be ripped, but other than that, it's a pretty neat ability, don't you think?" Added Janet with a smile as she looked at Diddy, who slightly nodded.