Hello? Is the mike working properly? Ah it is?
Ahem, it’s I, the great TimeKing, I came from the future *cough**cough*not sexual*cough* and I’m he....I’m not good with speeches so just go ahead and read the story. English is not my mother, nor is it my tongue, but please rest assured, you’re brain is sure to heat up after reading my incomprehensible writing style.(Sarcasm at its finest)
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It just turned 8:00 pm and I’m on my way to my house.
I just finished my the excess work that my boss gave me, of course with an aditional pay. I didn’t stay for the pay though, I stayed for the opportunity to oogle on my hot boss. She’s every man’s fantasy, she’s my fantasy and self proclaimed waifu. But a fantasy will stay as a fantasy, she’ll never look at me since she already has a fiance....
My chance was there, the whole company depended on me, she depended on me, we were getting attracted to each other, but that bastard of a man just had to show up and become her fiance. Life sucks.
“Kyaaaaa!” I heard a scream in the alley, so I decided to check. There on the alley was a rugged looking man pinning down a....high school girl? Man, please, don’t turn pedo.
The rugged looking man held the girl’s mouth with his right hand and on his left was a knife....dude, come on, I could understand if it was a hot chick, but a high school student? How low have you fallen?
I charged at the man and punched him in the neck, and followed with a punch on the temple. When his grip on the girl loosened, I pulled the girl away....and heard voices behind my back.
“Fuck ya doin to our pal?”
FUCK! he had friends? I thought he was a loner.
Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.
I was inside the alley with the girl and the place where I came from is blocked by four gangsters? That’s how they look to me. The other side was a dead end, so there’ s no way for us to escape. Ah, I should have called 911 first.
The girl was trembling and her face was smeared by her tears. She held my clothes and her grip tightened as the men got closer.
“Ya deaf or somethin’?”
The men all pulled knives from their pockets, seriously? All of you pulled a knife against one person? Shame on you. The man behind us was unconscious, so only the four in front is my problem. I took off my coat and gave it to the girl that was shaking. “It’ll be fine, say what’s your name?” I said with a sparkling smile.
“Stop flirtin’ ya shithead.”
They became agitated and ran to me, so I stomped on the ground, which made a dent. Seeing that made the gangsters back away.
“Can’t you see I’m talking with her? Do you all have a death wish?”
Like the little actors they are, they backed away after just one threat? Are they really gangsters? They’re all pussies if you ask me.
I then whispered to the girl’s ear. “Don’t worry, you’re already safe and about your name, it’s fine even if you don’t tell me.”
I thrashed the gangsters shortly after that, and when I looked back, the high school girl was staring at me with a red face....did I trigger a flag?
Let’s see, I saved her from a possible molester, possible gang rape....I don’t see how that’s enough for a flag.
“look...”
Huh?
“LOOK OUT!”
She was pointing behind me, and her expression seems to be real, so I looked back....Truck-san, why aren’t you using the damn lane?
“For chr*st’s sake.”
*BANG*
*CRASH*
*CRACK*