It's the great TimeKing speaking, I've been away for a long time but now I'm back, probably.
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I’m sitting on the table and eating the fried egg I cooked. I’m fine, I’m utterly and completely and absolutely fine. Ah, how could I not be fine when there’s a girlish looking beastboy in front of me? What’s more, he’s my servant and he’ll stay with me until I get out of this ‘I don’t know what to call’ world. I’m fine, I’m fine, nothing to worry....
“Mashta, a ya na felen we?” Said Leor, my cute little servant whose mouth is still filled with food.
“Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”
I named him Leor, since he’s cat-like and a boy. It may sound too masculine for now, but it should fit him once he ages. Looking closer, he’s quite dirty, he’ll need a bath after eating. I also need one since I smell bad due to sweat.
After hastily chewing, he asked again. “Master, are you feeling well?”
I’m not, but I shouldn’t say it to him. I’m angry with the current events, but none of it is his fault, except for the mess he did in my dorm. “I’m fine, thank you for worrying.”
He then continued eating, but the movement of his tail made it obvious that he was happy. If I could just fix his stubbornness and way of acting, then he’ll be a good servant. No! what am I thinking? I don’t need a servant since I won’t be staying here for long. No, I’m not even sure how long I’ll stay here....Ah, I don’t know anymore....
After eating, we both went to the washroom. It is quite old looking, but at least the walls were covered in tiles, there’s a bath tub and a small device that looked like a bath sprinkler. The sprinkler wasn’t connected to anything except for the blue transparent ball in the middle. Let me guess, it’s run by magic....
I tested it by pushing the one and only button on it, and just as expected, it produced water. Not wasting more time, I opened the faucet of the bath tub and stripped. I’d normally check this body out, but since I’m a bit stressed out, I’ll refrain.
Once Leor finished stripping, he ran to the bath tub at blinding speeds, but I was able to stop him. “You need to wash your body first, use this.”
He followed my command without a hint if defiance and stood in front of me. When I gave him the sprinkler, he said. “Master, wash me.”
This little....“Do it yourself.”
“NO!”
Let’s see, if he’s as simple minded as I think, then this should do the trick. “I’ll hate you if you don’t.”
He quickly grabbed the sprinkler and said. “No, I don’t want master to hate me.”
“Here, use a soap too.” I said while giving him the soap I found just beneath the sprinkler.
Although a bit dejected, he still took the soap and while he was using it, I soaked my body with the sprinkler. After washing our bodies, it was time to relax in the bath tub, alone. “Leor, go back to the room sleep.”
“But I want to be with Master.” He said while looking a bit sad.
Guess I’ll use it again. “I’ll hate you if you don’t.”
“*sniff**sniff*Master*sniff*do you*sniff*hate me?”
....Eh?
“*sniff**sniff*Master doesn’t*sniff*love me?”
Um, what should I do in this kind of situation?....”Fine, just don’t move around, the tub isn’t big enough for two people.”
This is just like the time I was bathing with my brother, but the difference is that back then we were both young so we could fit in the tub. What a troublesome servant....I hate dealing with children.
He happily entered the tub and sat on my legs facing towards me....I’ll just relax and fix my thoughts for now.
I leaned on the edge of the tub and closed my eyes, but this world just doesn’t want me to be at peace. Leor splashed water on my face. “What did I tell you before entering the tub?”
“Master, let’s play.”
“Listen to me!”
So, I had to leave the tub earlier than expected and realized that I didn’t bring a towel and some spare clothes. I slapped my forehead from irritation and walked out of the washroom naked, with Leor following behind me, also naked....
After wearing some clothes, cleaning the mess we made, washing the clothes we used earlier, and changing the bed sheet, I’m now laying on my bed with Leor glued beside me. He is asleep, but he’s grabbing my left arm tightly....I have no idea what to do now, I’ve never studied for any of this. Seriously, I’m going to lose myself if more problems show up.
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At this point, I don’t even remember all the problems I have, but I know there’s tons of them.
I slapped my forehead with my right arm to regain composure. I have to calm down, what do I have to do first? I don’t know how much time passed but seeing as I’m in my dorm right now, I already missed a class. Hopefully, I just missed one day.
Second, I really need to know more about this world. I can’t keep going like this, maybe Alice has some books about this world or at least a diary that can give me a foresight of what to expect in this world. I need to reduce the number of things that could surprise me.
Last, how do I fucking act? How does a girl act? How does Alice act? Wait, isn’t this supposed to be my main problem? Ah, I don’t know anymore....
*ding**dong*
A door bell? I’ll just ignore it, I’ll just act like I’m still unconscious.
*ding**dong*
At least for one day, just one day, I want to have some time for myself.
*ding**dong*
....
*ding**dong**ding**dong*
This guy doesn’t know when to stop.
*ding**dong**ding**dong**ding**dong**ding**dong**ding**dong**ding**dong*
“FUCK!” I stood up and my sudden movements woke Leor. “Master?”
Enraged, I stormed out of the room and opened the door. “WHAT IS IT!?”
Why am I not surprised? It’s the idiotic, irritating, ugly, silver haired pyromaniac! “Energetic like always I see, as expected of my future wife.”
I felt someone tug my clothes, it’s Leor. “Master” I ignored him.
With an irritating to hell, smug expression, the silver haired man said. “I came here to tell you that our score is now one to one. Just one more win and you’ll have to marry me.”
Sorry but, I’ve had enough. I punched him on the stomach at full force, pushing him back by a few meters. “Did you really have to go here just to say that?”
In the next moment, his servant, the fire bird, appeared between us and it looks enraged. “KRAAA!”
Fueled by all the anger and frustration that built up inside my heart, I glared at the bird’s eye and said. “Oi, I don’t care what race you’re from but if you anger me further, I’ll rip both of your wings off, UNDERSTAND?”
“Kraa-“
I cracked my fist. “HUH?”
The fire bird then flew away, leaving his master in front of my dorm. Feeling a bit of fear, he stretched his arm forward. “W-wait, wait, I jus-“
I swung my fist to his face, until I heard the continuation of his speech. “-t wanted to see you again.”
....huh?
“I was worried since you didn’t go to school today, so I decided to drop by. I honestly just wanted to see you.” He pulled something from his pocked and presented it to me. It was a small box at the size of a fist. “I even bought supplement to help you get better.”
I relaxed my body and took the box. I quickly looked inside and saw white colored pills.
“That’s the best supplement that I could buy near the school. It’s a bit expensive, but if it’s for my future wi-“
“Stop, I don’t want to hear it.” I stretched my hand and helped him stand up. “I don’t want to be anyone's wife, but I appreciate you buying this for me, so I’ll let you go this time.”
“Then let’s get mar-“
“Didn’t you hear me? I don’t want to. One more word about that and I’ll gouge out your eye.”
Wait, if he’s already here, might as well make use of him. It looks like he’s desperate to get my affection, but there’s no way in hell that’ll happen....
That’s not that point. I’m a loner and the only one I could properly talk to as of now is this guy. Since I need to know about this world, maybe I could get the information I need from him.
If I let this opportunity go, I’ll have to befriend someone and invite him or her to my dorm before I get what I need, but that’ll take awhile. Also, he’s the only one I can show my real personality to....I can’t believe I’ll ask him for help. “Hey, since you bought something for me, want to go inside my dorm?”
While repeatedly nodding and with a wide smile like that of a child, he said. “Yes, I’ll go.”
I stepped aside and pointed towards the door, indicating that I wanted him to enter. He quickly took the offer and ran inside my dorm. After that, I felt someone tug my clothes again, it’s Leor. “Master, should I kill him?”
“No................WHAT?”