Synopsis
Who cares about synopsis nowadays, I am the hero! Or should I be…Against all odds, I venture the world to repay a debt of many lives contracted by an accumulation of small mistakes. (To be more specific, the last census brought the total up to 3723)
In my quest to atone for my sins... and lose my sanity along the way. I bravely fight to regain my honor and prove that it was all a 'coup monté', desperately seeking for a good match to marry, and slapping some random bandits, fiends, and cultists in the midst of chaos.
I, the hero, swear on my many wives and lovers’ lives! That I w—
"Hey, hey, hubby, you shouldn't swear upon what you don't have. and I don't think, myself included, that your wives would like to die for something as hopeless and impossible as redeeming yourself."
... Hey, don't say that, you will scare away our potential foolish sponsors, I mean readers. What if I can't repay the debt, will you do it in my instead?... NO, I WILL NOT SELL MYSELF TO MILF IN HEAT IN ANOTHER WORLD AS YOU SUGGESTED!!! That's a definite and absolute NO!
"Do you even have a choice... The counter is ticking. Struggle as you want, I'm coming! <3"
Don't pay attention to her bullshit, I’d better kill myself than do as she want! ... ... ... Ah, right... I can't die, it would be even worse...
"Isn't It <3? Dogs should wait for their owner patiently, without making noise. Go play as the hero in the meantime if you want, and give up!"
Oh God! Help me, for I have sinned!... Or so it seem??
Disclaimer : This is an actual fantasy novel. Don't worry, the mc won't end as a male prostitute... For the time being...Also, this story contains a lot of nonsense that might give you brain rot, as well as a nicely assorted bouquet full of thorny flowers and carnivorous ones. Âmes sensibles s'abstenir!
PS : Feel free to leave a review, I won't mid and even would appreciate some constructiv feedback if you find anything out of place or disturbing.
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Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1 - If one mistake can change life, how about a lot, lot, LOT of them?2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 2 - Morning after pill2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 3 - Morning after pill second dose2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 4 - Can I abort please? MA pill are no longer enough. Part 12024-11-13
- 5Chapter 4.5 - Can I abort please? MA pill are no longer enough. Part 22024-11-13
- 6Chapter 5 - New day, new week, new month?. Or how to not start an adventure.2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 6 - At least we moved on… Or so I thought.2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 7 - Hey! For once it’s not me, It’s not her, we are still both conscious at the end! Part 12024-11-13
- 9Chapter 7.5 - Hey! For once it’s not me, It’s not her, we are still both conscious at the end! Part22024-11-13
- 10Chapter 8 - Perfect princess in distress and not so knight in action. Part 12024-11-13
- 11Chapter 8.5 - Perfect princess in distress and not so knight in action. Part 22024-11-13
- 12Chapter 9 - White buttock and the seven extra Part 12024-11-13
- 13Chapter 9.5 - White buttock and the seven extra Part 22024-11-13
- 14Chapter 10 - It's always better to check if you're alone before even thinking of concluding.2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 11 - Sometimes, less is better than more, and I wish it was even less.2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 12 - The girl, the wardens, and the beasts2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 13 - Let me in!… LET ME OUT!! Part 12024-11-13
- 18Chapter 13.5 - Let me in!… LET ME OUT!! Part 22024-11-13
- 19Chapter 14 - The miss, the knight, and the beasts2024-11-13
- 20Chapter 15 - A day in a hellish paradise is enough to reduce a man into submission. So do a week.2024-11-13
- 21Chapter 16 - The charmed princess, the charming prince, and the beasts2024-11-13
- 22Chapter 17 - An interesting movie, a good dinner and some after-talk about an engaging tale. Part 12024-11-13
- 23Chapter 17.5 - An interesting movie, a good dinner and some after-talk about an engaging tale Part22024-11-13
- 24Chapter 18 - The bewitched, the pervert, and the beast. Finn POV2024-11-13
- 25Chapter 19 - When everything seems fine, something’s definitely wrong.2024-11-13
- 26Chapter 20 - The bewitched, the pervert, and the beast. Aurélia POV2024-11-13
- 27Chapter 21 - I’m gonna deny it, nothing is going right anymore.2024-11-13
- 28Chapter 22 - The bewitched, the pervert, and the beast. Beast POV2024-11-13
- 29Chapter 23 - Uprising wind. Part 12024-11-13
- 30Chapter 23.5 - Uprising wind. Part 22024-11-13
- 31Chapter 24 - Nothing like a little tempest of insult and slander to get you back on your feet Part 12024-11-13
- 32Chapter 24.5 Nothing like a little tempest of insult and slander to get you back on your feet Part 22024-11-13
- 33Chapter 25 – Annunciation of the apocalypse, the calm ahead the last judgment.2024-11-13
- 34Chapter 26 - Annunciation of the apocalypse, the troubles began, dignity put at stake. Part 12024-11-13
- 35Chapter 26.5 - Annunciation of the apocalypse, the troubles began, dignity put at stake. Part 22024-11-13
- 36Chapter 27: Announcement2024-11-13
- 36Chapter 27 - Annunciation of the apocalypse, from a solution to many problems. Part 12024-11-18