There was an old man from Wellington,

Who was afraid of his own skeleton.

With the help of a priest,

he became a new beast.

Now he’s some type of acanthocephalan.

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There was a lady in the Hawke’s Bay,

who tried to lose weight by eating hay.

When asked with a smirk,

did it work?

She quite quickly replied with a neigh.

There was a young kid who liked to curse,

Who thought it fun to steal an old hearse.

But the body in the back,

climbed out from it’s sack,

and suggested they’d better reverse.