I ain’t no pillar of society

I ain’t no pillar of sobriety

I’m a caterpillar

A caterpillar pillar

I ain’t no John Denver

I ain’t no Mark whatever

I’m a caterpillar

A caterpillar pillar

First ya do the belly flop

But slooooow down, on the drop

Stop. Kick. Pelvic quiver.

That’s the caterpillar

The caterpillar pillar

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While you all worry bout them politics

I’m a practicing ma drop kicks

Ya feel me bro

Let’s get down low

I’m a teach you all the skill ya

Need to do the caterpillar pillar

The caterpillar pillar

The caterpillar pillar

First ya do the belly flop

But slooooow down, on the drop

Stop. Kick. Pelvic quiver.

That’s the caterpillar

The caterpillar pillar

If ya’ll get familiar

Ya’ll be a lady killer

With the caterpillar

The caterpillar pillar

First ya do the belly flop

But slooooow down, on the drop

Stop. Kick. Pelvic quiver.

That’s the caterpillar

The caterpillar pillar

I ain’t got time to worry bout ma prose

I’m a practising ma snakey hose

This ain’t no thriller

It's the caterpillar

The caterpillar pillar