Shit... I hate working... I mean, really really hate it. 

So after getting this guy, his gang members attacked. Let me tell ya, getting shot isn't fun at all. To top it all off, I had to jump off a five-story building while holding a big ass man, landing on a car, hurting my back. FUCK..it hurts.

Now I'm limping through downtown Chicago, carrying an unconscious man on my shoulders.

I'm getting more looks from women then I have my entire life, and it really irks me... really?! I'm fucking handsome, why are you giving me scared looks?! 

*DING*

"You look like hell... Maybe you're out of shape?" Evie was chuckling at me.

I swear when you kill me, I'm dragging you to hell with me. Heheheh

"You try falling off a five-story building...Oh maybe I'' take you with me next time,Heh"

*Snort*

Snorting is for pigs you know? Why do women like to snort as a comeback? Pointless to think about it..

"Did you call the detectives to let them know we have this guy? I don't want to look at him anymore."

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What's with that look Evie?! You're looking at me like violated him?! I had to hold him close, you know to not allow him to get away!!!....

Whatever...hah

"They'll be here soon. By the way, I haven't seen you get injured since the Mina incident" Evie chuckled

GUH... Words the stab deeper than any sword!

Let's flashback, shall we..

Back in my slaying days, I was also hunting vampires, the same as Van Hel**ng or whatever. Do you know all the Dra*ula stories and such. There's one character that's pretty commonly used, Mina Harker. Well.... we met at a bar right outside of Transylvania and we sort of did things, repeatedly, haha. Who would've thought that both Dra*ula and that Van guy was fighting over her. How irresponsibly stupid can you be? They literally dragged in thousands just to fight a war for a girl! A girl that was as easy as spreading peanut butter. She didn't like hearing that so after Van guy won the war, he came after me! The shithead came to confront me and didn't like what I had to say. One I asked how it felt to be on a leash, you know because he's a werewolf... Okay next insult then.... I told him that she's a biter..

He didn't take that well and attacked me, I killed him. The look on her face was priceless. That's what you get for being a bitch, you know?! Though the sex was great, I'll miss that, R.I.P Mina..

*End Flashback*

"Are you done reminiscing?" Evie said with a disgusting look

Can't you go one minute without looking at me like a cockroach?!

*Ding*

Oh, the detectives are here to pick up this damned criminal who drooled all over my couch. 

"Good work" The detectives gave payment and took the guy to the door, they turned around looked staight at Evie and I..

"By the way this guy is dealing a new drug made by the Hades gang, so you should watch out."

"......." Evie and I look at eachother

A bomb was dropped....