In a certain airport...
A man wearing a black suit with a suitcase was walking through, this wouldn't be a big deal, but this guy was definitely weird! A tall man with a bulky upper body, long skinny legs, yellow eyes, sharp teeth, and horns. Everyone in the airport was feeling nervous, not because of his looks, but he was walking backwards!
This was Botto. He was a do-it-yourselfer, so he volunteered to kill all witnesses.
He walked to the desk, presented his pass to the stewardess. The stewardess looked and immediately had an awkward smile on her face. She couldn't help, but ask:
"Is this for business or pleasure?"
"Hohohohoho, it's both, I take pleasure in both!" It wouldn't have been so bad, but he laughed like a cheesy villain from some old anime.
The stewardess handed the sweat filled pass back to Botto. Botto walked backwards to the plane and found his seat to settle down. Yet again, individuals had awkard faces. Botto had sat backwards, he was looking towards the back, while his suit stared forward. Stewardess, started to think he was 'special', so she walked beside him to help.
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"Excuse me sir.."
Botto's head twisted around like an owl, making a crunching noise.
"Hyaaaaa!!!!!!!" The stewardess and other passengers ran off screaming..
'I wonder when the planes going to take off' Botto was just sitting there, minding his own business when he was surrounded by airport security:
"Sir, we need to escort you off the plane. You're scaring the passengers and are considered a danger by policy.."
Botto was surprised, and soon indignance took over!
"What do you mean I'm scaring others?! HUH?! I'm not going anywhere, I paid fair and square!!!" Botto started to scream and struggle, took out his phone record. Security started to grow apprehensive, but still 'escorted' Botto off the plane.
"This is racism against Demons....RACISM!!!!" Botto's screaming attracted others and many recordings begun...
And soon Tw**ter was in a outrage war discussing and cursing airport security. Soon the story spread to all news outlets, eventually starting the "Demons Matter" movement...
Back in Chicago...
Are you fucking serious?! This is a thing now?! What in the..
"How stupid..." Evie said while face palming herself
"I don't think we have to worry about Hades coming any time soon." I said while thanking the heavens, that the guy was a fucking idiot,hah.
This 'Demons Matter" movement is probably going to stop a lot of exorcism movies... Just imagine a preist trying to purify some child possessed by a demon and someone comes barging in shouting 'Racism'. How stupid....
Shaking me head, I leave to buy booze just to forget this entire farce...