My name is Arthur, the holder of Excaliber! I am here to pronounce that I have finally reawakened in this new modern world. It's a little disappointing that I have such an average looking body, but that can fixed once I start being a hero again.

The first thing on my list is to establish my aura again. Though I'm apprehensive, it can only awaken through true danger and heroism. Where can I accomplish that?

Ah, forget it. I'll just walk around until trouble pops up.

It feels like I've walked for eternity. Now where is this? It seems I'm in the entertainment district, though it's a lot more flashy than the old times. I remember the brothels my comrades and I frequented. Back then, the women wasn't as coordinated as the ones dancing in front of me. It sucks that I can't drink and enjoy the scenery. 

Walking around, I managed to come upon a young woman getting mugged.

"This is my chance!" I ran while yelling my thoughts. The man had a knife pointing at a woman wearing a trench coat. She was obviously an employee of an establishment in this district.

I arrive next to the knife wielding and kick him in the side, causing him to tumble away.

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I step in front of the woman, acting cool, I say "Are you okay, madame?"

The girl looked at me with a troubled look and responded, "Tch, I didn't need your help."

What the fuck?! Maybe I let annoying come over me, but, "What the hell is you problem?! I was trying to help you!"

She looked surprised, so I apologized, "Sorry!"

The thief got up and tried to run, but the woman stomped on his head with her heel.

Woah!!! That was fast for a normal person, but maybe she isn't?

She looked at me, while responding to my skepticism, "I trained in kick boxing, you never know how many weirdos you have to deal with as a stripper."

Hey hey hey, why the long face? This is making me feel worse as a hero, rather than feeling better.

Alright! I'll make her better, "No need for the long face, everyone has survive somehow in this tough world." 

Ah, she smiled, so nice. Getting lost in my thought, she said, "My name is Callie, is there anything I can do to repay?" She looked extremely cute, a certain male emotion welled up inside. Maybe she figured it out what's on my mind, sge grabbed my hand and took me to a nearby bar.

We had fun talking and drinking, she bought my drinks. My vision started to blur, but before we left, I remember fighting some guy named Ross. He tried to stop me from going to Callies place, but I fought him off. He said one thing to me before leaving, "Have fun, you sorry sorry bastard."

*YAWNNN*

What a good nights sleep as I stretched. I'm a little hung over, but I do remember the crazy night as I looked at a naked Callie next to me...

Hoh it's time to get up and relieve myself.

Ugh...Why am I hurting so much?! Looking down, I see the most unbelievable thing, only one thought popped up.....

No protection equals STD's, shit...