[Welcome to heaven!]

Hi, my name is Dean, Dean Donovan.

Here I am, in front of God, after I breathe my last breath.

No, no. It's not because some truck decided to run me over. It is just a natural death of a heart attack. I had this heart problem since I was born, so I think I finally bit the bullet after pushing my body too hard. But I'm not regretting anything.

You see, I was obsessed with firearms since I was a child. But living in a country with strict access to a firearm, also by having this heart problem, the only way I vent this obsession is by buying an airsoft gun and have fun shooting it in my back yard. I can't even have a field shooting game, because guess what, the last time I did it, I have a heart attack and end up here.

But again, I'm not regretting it,.........

[Ehm! Welcome to heaven!] God

Said someone that looks old yet young, feminine yet masculine, and firm yet calm.

He/she's a deity! You can't expect me to describe how a deity looks can't you?!

[Oh, yeah right. Thank you for receiving me here] me

[Anyway I'm here to explain. Basically, after you die, depending on your good deeds, you'll have to go to either heaven or hell...] God

[Well, yeah. I know that much.] Me

[But it might be different than what you've learned and you expect.] God

[Hell, is basically that you'll be reborn to your last world, with all your memories erased, you'll keep repeating it for eternity until you done enough good dead in your last reincarnation to exit from the loop.] God

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[And what exactly hellish about that?] Me

[The catch is, every time you die, you'll regain all your memories including every memory from whatever how much you're reincarnated. So basically it'll be a repeated and agonizing regret every time you reach here.] God

Alright, I'll add another description about this deity. How the hell he can make a smirk that is soo devilish but yet also angelish?!!

[Now, for the one who goes to heaven. You'll have two choices] God

Hmm?

[You can either become an angle, go to angle world using that door over there, meet and live for eternity with anyone there that you know, while also waiting for any of your friends or family that are still living right now. Or.] God

[I create a new world for you to live a second life.] God

Again with that smirk!

[And what the catch?!] Me

[Not much. I mean, you're already qualified as heaven occupant right?] God

Nope. You're yet to erase that smirk out of your face!

[But?] Me

[Just make sure you end up dead with enough good deeds to reclaim your heaven occupancy. But at least this time, even if you're failing, you can try as much as you can while still retaining your memories. Also, you'll not be 'reborn', but instead just re-summon there which means the timeline in that world will continue from your last point of death.] God

Hmm...

[Well think it twice, having a world where I can be wicked as much as I want is not so bad isn't it?! But...] Me

That smirk remains!!

[You guessed it. Sooner or later you'll be tired of living and because the timeline there always moving, doing more and more misdemeanors will create more havoc where it'll be harder to rack up enough good deeds.] God

[Hmm... So basically create havoc big enough and I'll end up having a job as a Messiah there.] Me

[And why do you think there's a 'Messiah' in your old world?] God

[Wait? So my earth is a world created by someone? But how about this heaven-world-thing?] Me

[It always has been. There's only one heaven, but the occupant is filled with people from all the new world created. Don't you ever hear the term 'unlimited universe' and 'ever-expanding universe'?] God

I think you just mix-matching a bunch of theories here, God.

[Well then. Now choose! Which 'heaven' do you like?] God

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[Oh, by the way, you know that a 'Messiah' can have a miracle right? You can create your own miracle before you're sent to the new world.] God

[Sold!! I choose the new world!!] Me

[Very well. I'll calibrate and create a new world for you to enjoy. And your miracle?] God

[Guns! A lot of guns!] Me