Right! I'm Narrie TRISH Middlecreak, I got to keep my surname because 1. Middle creak is SO much cooler then "Alexander". And 2... Momma Lauri doesn't actually have much family...

I mean I have Uncle Jarrod and my cousin Anita and that's pretty much all with that surname that I know about.

ANYWAYS! We live in Noel, Yes, and I am using this page to tell you why I personally think the town is called NOEL, that was one of Mr Blisters contests, just like this book! Basically? He always has little contests going on!

Anyways, this is something that I personally got printed as a fake headline in the paper.

Elf skeletons found in town. Changes it's name to Noel. Becomes a tourist town. Millionaires flaunted their money to make the depressed town of Noel into overgrown farmland.

Narella Trish Middlecreak

ANYWAYS! This is my story, and it has some friends of mine, like my bestest friend in the world! Ben Macintosh!

(Picture of Ben watching Narrie on her laptop with Lauri making a cup of mocha with whipped cream in the background while Momma Kate is in the doorway of the Middlecreak Bed and Breakfast front desk that says "1 vacancy" sign.)

"Ben..! WHAT are you doing? Introduce yourself!"

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"Narrie... What are YOU doing?"

...

And Momma Lauri!

"Sweetheart. I am so proud of you! And now you can have that mocha I promised you."

Ahh! Have I told you how much I love mocha? Well... You'll find out!

(Here's a picture of my extended family.)

See, something that Momma Laurie doesn't seem to realize is Mom used to let me drink coffee ALL the time! Well anyways, Grammy and Grampa and Skyler and Sam are surprisingly not in this story much... But there is Aaron, he's a little kid, my best friends crush, works in the bakery and gives us as many old muffins as we want!

Hey, there actually pretty good with milk.

(Picture of a hotshot 13 year old with an arrow pointing, "Aaron is only 9".)

And I can't forget Ellie, she is the really cool person who's going to uni next year and even told me that I... Shouldn't try to be super mature anyways....

Anyways! Her aunt Maddie is the one who helped me and Ben have the BEST un-BIRTHDAY not-SURPRISE EVER!

"HEY!" Umm... Did I leave anything out?

"Missy!" Momma Kate just looked at the computer screen and sighed, "I... I certainly helped."

I know that.

I also know that... EVERYONE tells me that Momma Kate needs to know that I'm not taking her for granted. Or like Granite you know? How we take rocks for granted? But they hold up the whole earth together right? So like that. Because...

I just casually got up to surprise Momma Kate with a really big hug! "I love you."

And this is probably what I will never forget, how she holds me tight and then says it back except funnier!

"I love you, Narrie, TRISHA, I love you so much. Never, ever forget that okay. And other people love you too. But Honey, ALWAYS remember that I love and hope that I can give you at least as much support as you have given me."

((Notice how she can still hold me up! On her feet at least...) Comic of Momma Kate holding Narrie up and spreading her arms around and saying,)