"This is Hell customer support. My name is Sita. How can I help you".

"Uh, how are you talking to us from a summoning circle."

"Hell has outsourced its services. Do you need help with curses, pacts or anything else? Please let me know."

"I was looking to curse my mother."

"One moment please."

“Oh my god dude, this is so freaky,” Joe said looking at the others in this little group. “I seriously didn’t think this was going to work.”

The candle stopped flickering, “Mother curses, this is Drew, which mother do you want to curse?”

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“I want to curse my mother.” Joe said.

“What’s her name?”

“Diane Jenkins”

“Sorry I don’t have Diane Jenkins on the list.”

“Can you put her on the list?”

“One moment while I transfer you to customer service.”

"This is Hell customer support. My name is Sita. How can I help you?”

“Yeah, Sita, I want to curse my mother but the department you sent me to said she’s not on the list. How do I get her on the list?”

“One moment while I get you to someone who can help you.”

“Mother curses, this is Drew, which mother do you want to curse?”

“Drew, I just spoke to you, I want to curse my mother but she’s not on the list. How do I get her on the list?”

“What’s her name?”

“Diane Jenkins.”

“Not on the list, sorry. Please hold while I transfer you to customer support.”

“But they just transferred me to you.”

“Please stay on the line.”

"This is Hell customer support. My name is Sita. How can I help you".