Author's Notes:

Thank you for the comments! It really motivates me to continue writing this fiction!

Also, thank you for pointing out my mistakes and criticisms!

This is still unedited since I'm tired after writing.

Will edit this after resting up a bit!

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Err…right now I’m currently being surrounded by the guys from different classes. The glares that I’m receiving from them is enough to fry my brains dry!

What should I do!? What should I do!?

Dangerous! Someone is holding a baseball bat, hitting his palm softly like a hooligan in a turf war. Eh, a blondy is sitting on a chair, resting his arms on top of the chair’s backrest. I never knew my school had these types of people.

Rather, aren’t I in total danger!?

Heh…if it’s a fight that they want, then they will get it! Men of Baltazar are not cowards…unless they are fighting against their wife. Father told me that in the history of our family, the females are fiercer than the males! From our great grand ancestor to my father, no exceptions! Father said that grandma used to beat grandpa thoroughly till his all broken bones and ribs!

No wonder my pops is super submissive towards my mother…

Why do I feel that they tend to do S&M plays… right, I’m overthinking this! I’m just overthinking this! Weirdly enough I can see my mom fitting the “sadistic” criteria…

Anyway, although I am willing to fight for my life in this situation, but peace is still the best! I wonder if I can try talking things out.

But I would like to ask first, when did Ricardo and those idiots arrive? I can see them already joining the crowd, staring at me like I’m some sort of sacrificial lamb.

If that’s the case, I offer my all to God so please save me!

While I’m still undecided on what I should do, Monde stood up and started walking towards me. All attention towards me are all shifted to the walking beauty.

“My dear husband, why are still standing there? Everyone, please let my husband through.”

Suddenly being address by the beauty, the people who were surrounding me disperse like a school of fish. Good thing that I didn’t have to battle my way through, ala action star style.

As I have finally entered the classroom, Monde suddenly interlocked her arms with my right arm. Ohhh! This softness! I’m going to melt, I’m going to melt!

Ah, I don’t care anymore about the stares and glares around us. The softness is to die for, but why do I feel that she’s hugging my arm with extreme strength?

“My dear husband, shall we sit first? I know you have a lot of questions. Don’t worry, I’ll answer all of it!”

“Ye-yeah, okay let’s go.”

While still hugging my right arm, we reached our seats that were still being surrounded by the girls who were questioning Monde earlier.

But why do I feel a very oppressive aura coming from them? Don’t tell me even the girls are jealous of me? Or are they jealous of Monde?

No wait… ah, as expected. They are looking at me with disgust. I’ll get back to you Ricardo! I will have my revenge! I will steal all of your porn mags and expose it to the school by pinning it in the bulletin board!

Though it’s a shame to lose those treasures…

Once we reached our seats, Monde let go of her arms and sat beside me. Ah, the softness is gone…

Anyway, let’s get right to the main point now!

“Err… Monde, was it? Please tell me how did I become your…err… husband.”

“Don’t tell me you forgot what happened last night!? I… it was my first time too.”

Crap, this is bad! People are going to misunderstand what she said. Actually, I also don’t understand what she is talking about! Don’t tell me I really did something heinous to her last night!?

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No! I have clear conscience, a clear conscience!

I could hear someone saying “I didn’t know Polaris is such a beast!” and “You bastard! I knew it! You really did become an adult before me!” and such. Rather, wasn’t that last one Ricardo? You! After all of this, I will beat you up!

Let’s clear up the misunderstanding first!

“Err…Monde, what did you mean by ‘first time’?”

What is it!? Why are all of you are glaring at me like that!? I could even hear some of you saying ‘What a bastard! He doesn’t even want to take responsibility!’ and other similarly false accusations. I would love to if I know about it! I can’t even remember doing the deed! I would love it if I can remember it though…

Rather, stop spouting nonsense you fat bastard!!

“Eheh, I mean my first time letting someone touch precious ears. It was really embarrassing for me!”

Saying that while blushing… that’s foul play, really foul! Stop being so cute! Even the people around us are being sucked by your charm!

I could hear someone talking ‘Ears? Is that a new play?’ and ‘I also like to touch the ears of my cat, Pewpers!’ while watching Monde’s embarrassed face.

Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t your pet a dog named Chiwi!? And it’s supposed to be “Chili Peppers” not “Chiwi Pewpers”.

Ah, I give up. Let’s just clarify things with Monde first.

“Ah, so last night wasn’t just a dream. Still, talking about this in public, isn’t a bit inappropriate!?”

“Ah, sorry! It’s just I am so excited meeting you that I forgot all about it!”

“Ah, no it’s fine, it’s fine! Let’s talk about this after school, okay? Anyway, the teacher is also here so let’s stop the talk for now.”

“Ah, okay. My dear husband!”

“Wait, wait. Monde… it’s not that I hate it, actually I love it, but can you stop calling me your ‘husband’ while in school?”

“No! Wherever you are and whenever it is, you are my husband!”

“Ouch, ouch! OKAY, Okay! Stop gripping my hand, it’ll break!”

This girl’s strength is absurd! Ah, don’t tell me that she had really inherited the ‘Baltazar’s wife’ legacy!?

Rather, I haven’t even clarified all the details yet! I can’t accept her being my wife easily! I’m not an easy man, ya know!

Still, I wouldn’t really mind if she becomes my girlfriend. She is, after all, a really cute girl. Every guy would like to have a girlfriend as cute as her.

I do need to clarify a lot of things. I need to ask her about that green light, or that ritual that we did last night, or where was I brought last night.

And most importantly, where are her rabbit ears!?

Well, rather than being too occupied about these matters, let’s just go with the flow for now. I believe everything will reveal itself after some time.

Though, I’m a bit worried about something. Why is there a goat beside me? Oh god, my notes! Ah, forget it, I’m screwed either way.

“Baaaa! Baaaa! Baaa!”

What is it you bastard! I’m going to look for the idiot who put you here and drag his ass all the way to the principal’s office to be punished by him!

Also, Mr. Goat! Please stop chewing my uniform! This is still new, about a week old ya know!

Ah, my life is currently messy.