Author's Note:

Hello! First off, thank you for reading this novel. I know that this novel only have two chapters but I plan on continuing this novel. Now to the main part. Many of you would notice that this novel is inactive for 9 months, but I have a reason for not updating. Last year was my final year in College. I was struggling against a lot of deadlines and projects. However, I had finally graduated and I can continue on writing this novel. My goal with novel is consistency. I will treat this project as a training ground on how to write a novel properly so any criticism and feedback is greatly appreciated.

Thanks for reading my boring and thoughtless notes.

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Nnnn…

“Argh… what the hell happened? My head hurts so much!”

I woke up in my bed having a really bad headache.

Wait… how did I ended up back in my bed? If I remember correctly, I was watching the super moon last night, then there was this really weird green light, then I was standing in front of a lot of people…then rabbit ears?

Wait? What? Rabbit ears!!?

Man, this headache is really killing. I'm guessing this is the influence of eating too much pizza. Not only did I get a headache, I even had a really weird dream. It’s really weird though, my dream is about something that I have not seen at all.

I mean, if I dreamt about a flying pizza-spaceship, then I would understand. On the contrary, why did I dreamt of rabbit-eared people? Not only that, but it seems that I was being married to one of them.

The girl was cute though…those bunny ears were really soft…

I really need to get a girlfriend, or next time my dreams will worsen.

“RINGGGGGG!!!! RINGGGGGGGGG!!!”

Oh hell, it’s almost time for school!

Where are my shoes! Ah, the rice is burned! Oh no, my homework!

Ah, the woes of living alone! Need to do everything on my own. If only I have a girlfriend or wife that I could rely with daily tasks…

But a wife huh, I sorta remembered being married to that bunny girl.

Ah!! This is not the time for hallucinating and day-dreaming! I have to run now!

Onwards!

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I reached school in the nick of time – not. I was scolded by the school’s disciplinary teacher, Mr. Matt Pad. We secretly call him uncle three-eyes because of the big cyst in between his eyes, slightly above his nose.

Generally speaking, I am a good role model student and this is the first time that I was late so my punishment is simple a scolding. Those daily offenders are punished heavily by not being allowed to leave school unless they do some basic school assistance, like cleaning the toilets or clearing the school grounds of dead leaves falling from the trees.

Right, the name of my high school is Lunar Shield high school. I think the reason why I have chosen this  school is pretty obvious. The school is located in the center of the city so the area where it is situated became the commerce center of the city.

I do wish they try modulate those businesses that are harmful to students.

Anyway, after I got my clearance card from the disciplinary office, I was allowed to proceed to my class. Good thing that my classroom is near the disciplinary office, it was just directly above it. There is also a stairway on the right side of the office directly going up the next floor.

I guess they choose this place so that they can monitor the students easier.

As I arrive at the classroom, I notice a change of mood in my classmates. Most of the men are festive, like they are joining the ati-atihan festival in Cebu. They only lack the costume; they are already dancing like madman.

“Hey Polaris! Heard the news?”

“Don’t tell me you impregnated a girl?”

“You bastard! No girl would even notice me…”

This guy who is contemplating about his life’s misfortunes is my best friend Ricardo. He is a Spanish decent, so his figure is actually attractive – save for the fact that he is fat, extremely fat. I don’t have anything against people with extra layer of “skin”, blame society for that view. I personally think that if he exercise or undergoes a diet, he will look like a particular mestizo actor.

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Ah, but that doesn't mean that I am attracted to him or anything like that! I’m straight!

“Polaris? What’s wrong? Your eyes are looking at me like I’m most disgusting person in the world”

“Ah nothing, n-a-thing! Had anybody told you that you look dashing today!?”

“My mom did before I left home”

“…”

Ah, is this the infamous example of the saying “Face only a mother could love”? Speaking of which, I remember that his mother is actually a very beautiful woman whom you won’t even expect to have an age greater than her own waistline.

Pity her husband is quite the opposite of her. Rather, I would actually think that Ricardo is a bastard son if not for the fact that him and his father are similar. Fortunately for him, he inherited his mother’s face or else I might have to reconsider my friendship with him.

Ah, don’t think badly of me. I have nothing against pigs.

“Anyway, Ric. What’s up with the class? Why do I feel like going on a rock band concert before the band starts playing?”

“A transfer student has come! And base from the people who had seen the person, it seems like a girl! A very beautiful girl!”

“I see.”

“I see? That’s your reaction? C’mon dude! It’s a girl! Moreover a beautiful one! Don’t forget about the tragedy that happened last year when Marie transferred!”

Oh yeah, that incident. It made all the boys in the class to weep to death. Apparently, when Marie transferred, there were rumors of her “unparalleled” beauty that can make the birds cry and the sky to rain.

Well, she certainly did made someone cry. Why? Well… let’s just say that her beauty is so outstanding nobody would even want to see her.  She have very big legs, similar to a mountain climber. She possesses a body of a muscle builder – no. I bet she could defeat them on the Mr. Muscle Builder contest. Her face … I can’t even stare at it.

Overall, a beautiful girl, although I’m a bit apprehensive adding the “girl” part. I’m sure someone can appreciate her(?) beauty, but it’s unlikely to be coming from this class.

When she arrived, I was laughing hysterically at Ricardo and at some other guys, but especially at Ricardo. Prior to Marie’s entrance, the men had a competition to see who had the opportunity to greet her first. Ricardo did a lot of things just to win, like blackmailing someone or reminding that person that he has a debt to clear.

I guess this is what you call a heavenly tribulation.

“Anyway, what’s the name of the person? What does she look like?”

“No intelligence on the name, but what I heard she has a massive *ahem* future”

“Commander, how big are we talking about here?”

“…Nimitz Class”

“Keukk!!”

Oh wow seriously? THAT BIG? Is she planning on bombing a country?

No wait, let’s remain calm. Breathe. Calm your nerves.

“…Haaaaahhh..”

“I know that feeling! I perfectly understand you! Anyway it seems like she’s here. Look, here comes Ms. Johanson!”

I began to anticipate the hopes and dreams of men. As our perfectly sour-yet-beautiful homeroom teacher arrive, she look at the class with her gaze that could cut through anyone’s soul. She then started relaxing a bit and then she opened her mouth.

“Okay you little hormone-induced demons. I know what you are palpitating about, but can you please go out from the room if you start shivering… or drooling”

“As everyone knows, we have a new member of the class. Monde, come inside and introduce yourself.”

As Ms. Johanson finished her sentence, a girl suddenly went inside the classroom.

…Wait, she looks similar to the girl I married on my dream!

Why is she looking straight at me? I have bad feeling about this.

“Hello, my name is Monde Baltazar. As you could notice from my name, I am currently married to Polaris Baltazar. Please allow us to build our lovenest in the class, thank you for understanding.”

Holy pizza!