Author's Notes:
Sorry about last chapter, I mispelled the heroine's name from Monde to Mond! It's fix now!
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Oh right, I haven't edited this chapter for grammars and such, I'll be back after eating
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Holy pizza!
What the hell is this girl talking about!?
I admit that she is cute with her short pink bob hair and she is totally my type…
But this is the very first time that I met her!
..Don’t tell me that she really was that girl from my dreams?
No way! I don’t believe it!
She doesn’t have rabbit ears!
…nnnggh!
Why do I suddenly feel like being pierce by millions of spears!?
D’arvit! The guys are looking at me like I’m a cattle about to be sent in the slaughter house! No! More like a pig being roasted by the flames of hatred that they are harboring against me!
“You bastard! You pretend to be a good friend, while ridiculing me from behind! Impregnate my ass! It’s you had already climb to adulthood!”
“Ric, he..hey this is the first time that I’ll be meeting her. I won’t even know about her until you told me so!”
“Stop lying you bastard! All those years of friendship wasted just for a girl! I even shared my treasured porn mags to you, but you won’t even tell me that you already have … a wife!”
Goddamnit Ric! Why do you have to blabber that now! Ahhh! The girls are looking at me like I’m some kind of an animal! A perverted animal!
“Okay boys, while I do understand your need to share your stash of garbage to each other, please refrain from telling that in the entire class. Due to some circumstances that you have heard from Monde personally, she transferred in this school to be with her husband *snicker*. Anyway, you Paolo, transfer to the empty seat at the last row and give your current seat to Monde!”
As soon as Ms. Johanson finished her sentenced, Paolo, the guy in my left side, glared at me angrily and started packing his things. He then stood up and slowly walk behind the class, going to his new seat.
I’ll apologize to him later by treating him to some delicious shwarma.
Wait, why do I have to apologize!? In the first place, I am not the cause of this! I need to talk to this ‘wife” of mine. Okay le….
WARNING! WARNING! Nimitz Class ship is approaching our nearby vicinity!
Polarian soldier 1: “Commander! The Nimitz is approaching fast! At this rate, we are going to collide with it!”
Polarian Command: “Perform evasive maneuvers!”
Polarian soldier 2: “We can’t evade! The Nimitz’s too fast! Commander, I believe we have to abandon ship!”
Polarian Commander: “You guys go! I will live and die by the ship!”
Polarian Soldier 1: “Arghhh! Vision scope is damage, we can’t see anything!”
That girl, Monde, suddenly hug me! When did she walk towards me!? My god, I’m getting suffocated by these huge “pillows”! I might be the first person in the entire planet who will die due to suffocation from breasts!
Just how big are these things!?
“Finally, finally! I have finally reached you, my dear. For ten years, I have been waiting… waiting till I can finally meet you!”
“Okay Monde, your reunion speech will have to wait after class. Class, stop staring at the new girl and start paying attention to what I am going to say! First we have to…”
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..nnhh..
..huh? Why is it so dark? Was the school not able to pay its electric bills? I knew it! That cheapskate looking principal really is stingy!
Wait… something’s not right. During the short break after homeroom, I walked out of the class to avoid those dangerous glares and went to the toilet, then … hmm… I don’t remember what happened next. Why do I feel that my hands are tied behind my back? Hmm… this foul smell seems familiar…
“I hereby announce the start of the trial for the suspect, Polaris Baltazar, for committing one of the most grievous sin in our brotherhood: monopolizing the cute transfer student, Monde!”
“””Roast him! Roast him! Roast him!”””
“Throw his body under the bridge, and let it sink for eternity!”
“””Throw him! Throw him! Throw him!”””
“Protect Monde’s precious purity!”
“””Protect it! Protect it! Protect it!”””
Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.
I am pretty sure that last one sounds like Ricardo. That bastard, betraying a friend because of jealousy.
Suddenly, someone remove the blindfold covering my eyes.
…A mop head? Dude! You are wearing a mop on top of your head! Can’t you use anything else for a wig other than that!?
“Defendant Polaris! You are hereby punished by the brotherhood! Your punishment is – walking in the hallway while wearing this sign on top of your head!”
The judge-looking person, who is not obviously Paolo, handed me a sign with the message “I watch gay porn”.
“You unfair judge! I demand for my defense attorney!”
“Defense attorney? Very well. Someone call his defense attorney!”
Someone suddenly went inside this crowded room... wait, we are still on the toilet room right? Anyway, that person was carrying something…
You’ve got to be kidding me!
“This is your defense attorney! The principal’s goat!”
“Baaaaaaa!!”
“Now then, Mr. Attorney. What can you say about the allegations towards your client?”
“BAAAAAA!”
“Oh hoh, you are right. You really can’t defend a real offender!”
Oi! The only thing that I could hear him say is “Baaa” and nothing more. Also mr. goat, please stop chewing my uniform!
“Well then gentlemen, grab him and start tying the sign on top of his head!”
“””Sir, yes sir!”””
Oh god these idiots! I have to escape from this room quickly! Okay, I’ll grab Ricardo and throw him towards these idiots.
“Polaris, what are you doin… arghhh!!”
“””ARGHH!!!”””
Now then, let’s quickly run away from here and go back to the classroom.
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When I finally arrived at the classroom, I saw a lot of people surrounding it. They must have been intrigued by the arrival of Monde.
I can even see some boys drooling and panting.
Oi, don’t do anything strange while in broad daylight!
I can see Monde busily chatting with the girls who were surrounding her seat. They must be asking about her personal life and such.
I do hope she doesn’t anymore say anything that will further drive my body six feet below the ground.
“Hey, hey Monde! So how did you become the wife of Polaris?”
“It was destined by the stars! He and I were destined to marry each other.”
“You said that you were waiting for him for ten years? Where did you meet?”
“I only saw him once, and at that moment I knew that he will be my destined partner. I… fell in love with him!”
D’arvit! It’s too late now! She had just released an atomic bomb on the entire class. Ah, the guys outside and inside the class are getting agitated!
“Who is this Polaris guy! If I met him, I will break his bones and feed his meat to my pet dog, Chiwi!”
“Everyone, find him! Once you find him, bring him to the usual place and prepare to beat this guy to death!”
Mom, I might be joining you early. I hope you have already reserved a spot for me there in heaven.
Also, his dog is named Chiwi??
When I’m still busy contemplating my misfortune, Monde saw me while I am idiotically standing in front of the classroom’s door.
“My dear husband!”
The moment she said that, everyone directed their gaze to the person whom Monde declared as her “dear husband”, me.
Mom, please prepare a pizza tower for me over there!