Some moron, who I hope is physically OK, knocked over a utility pole upstream of my house. That means no internet until they get it fixed. My thumbs are too big to retype a chapter on my phone, so we're gonna be having another weird week of releases.

In unrelated, but completely awesome, news, some very nice person left me a great review, which I wholeheartedly appreciate. To answer his question about why this story is not in rising stars I have two guesses.

First, and obviously the correct answer: people are afraid of any story that threatens men with motherhood. It's not the gender roles though, it's the watermelon through a tiny hole thing.

This novel's true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there.

Second, and definitely NOT the real reason: paid marketing. Whether it's actual advertising, review swaps, or prostitution no one's paying me for my services. Old age had made me less desirable, how sad. (I'm not old.)

Don't stress too much about the missing chapters, I'll make them up and then some soon enough. Well, maybe not soon enough, but as soon as I can.

I just remembered it's 500 characters, not 500 words that you need to put in. Silly me. Back to the fun as soon as I can.