It took me a long time until I was able to think of who I wanted to pick as my patron deity. Florene and Pevelies certainly where a good pick; being able to change on the fly was absolutely something that could come in handy. And Musarai seemed like a fun Lady that offered to let me change my own luck. But there was something that drew me towards Ukalata. It wasn’t simply the prospect of being able to use Technomancy, something not even Roxy herself was able to show me. Something in my heart told me that it was the right decision. Maybe it was her long wavy purple hair that seemed to flow over her shoulder like a river, the glossy black lipstick she wore that I would love to see on my own skin, her azure eyes that I couldn’t stop looking at, the cute punk rock schoolgirl outfit she wore, her incredible, big thighs that were covered by cute black and purple thigh-highs, the cute little smile that she was giving me right now… Everything about her was simply amazing. I HAD to pick her. I turned to face her in the strange dining hall, my mouth refusing to behave, leaving me a stuttering, gay mess. 

“U-Ukalata. I... I… I wanna become your patron!” I said a lot louder then I wanted to, somewhat startling both Ukalata and everyone else in the room. Roxy and La Shay’ gave me a heartful grin as Ukalata herself blushed as red as a ripe tomato. 

“**YES**! Yes a million billion times yes I waited forever to get a patron! Especially such a cute patron like you!” she replied, offering her trembling robot arm for me to shake. I held it as tightly as I could with both my hands, shaking as if my life depended on it. As I was doing so I felt… at ease, everything but the feeling of happiness overcoming me as I closed my eyes. I had to close them, they felt extremely heavy and something compelled me to relax and wait for a little while.After a while I couldn’t even feel Ukalata’s hands anymore, the warm, fuzzy feeling that overcame me drowning out everything else.  And when I finally was able to lift my eyes I found myself at a different place than where I was.

“Do you like how it looks? I tried for a long time to make this place look like my own.” Ukalata said, helping me up off the ground. We were in a room filled with electronics, the walls were plastered with posters about Anarcho Communism and trans memes. There was a giant robot floating around, sorting things neatly into boxes.It was a bit larger than me and Ukalata, a black Automaton with four giant arms that could easily tear me up. It then faced me head on, an LED face displaying a cat face going “UWU” at me. And below me was a tiny purple robotic cat, practically begging for pets. And since I didn’t want to leave the cute kitty hanging like that I gave her all the pets she craved, lifting her up to my chest.

“What is this place Ukalata?” I inquired, the kitten rubbing its cheek on my chest.

“This is My Domain! My little slice of heaven where we can meet in your sleep. Of course I will spend some time in the mortal realm now so we can be together but when I have to go to sleep I will be here. It is our place now!” she exclaimed with glee, giving me a very tight hug which nearly crushed the poor little kitty. “Oh, that reminds me, you will probably wake up soon and go back to the mortal realm, so I will see you there, my lovely patron.” 

“Well it was certainly fun to stroll around the world of Gods, I hope I will have a chance to do it again,” I said before being suddenly jolted back in my physical body.

“Easy now, you must be very dazed after your spirit left this realm for so long,” Roxy said, picking me up from the grass. It was dark outside and the lights in the room where turned on.

“Gosh, how long was I gone? And could we maybe go and get something to eat, I am really hungry.” I asked my mentor, who was then looking at her wristwatch.

“It’s 8pm now… 8pm on Friday, you have been asleep for 31 hours. It was honestly crazy how much you slept. Wanna go for some fast food?” I was knocked out for 31 hours? An entire DAY passed me by and I didn’t even notice? No wonder I was starving.

“Yeah let’s go grab some kebabs,” I said, walking down together with Roxy. She opened the door of the Trueno for me, but just as we were about to ride off somebody screamed from outside the car.

“WAITTTTTT!!!!! I WANNA COME WITH YOU!!!” Ukalata said, slamming full force into the side of the Trueno, seemingly not used to her new human body. “Oow.”

“Ukalata! What are you doing here? How are you even here!” I asked.

“I got myself a human form hun! This feels very new and definitely strange if I can be honest here, my arm never felt this heavy before.” She said, lifting up her impressive metal arm in the air. 

“Get in already!” Roxy said, a tad bit impatient. “Myra isn’t the only one that didn’t eat for more then a day.” Ukalata got into the back row of the car with me, sliding up real close, a big smile on her face.

“Where are we going?” she asked, mimicking me as I put on the safety belt on.

“A place where they sell food, and some really good food at that. I hope you are strapped in, because I am going to drive very recklessly.” Roxy said, increasing the volume of the radio to near ear deafening amounts, speeding off through the street. 

It didn’t take long to arrive at the kebab place, Roxy parking as fast as she could into the only spot left in the fairly small parking lot. She didn’t even notice anyone else when she was driving to the kebab place, the Trueno was all she focused on and she did so with perfect precision. After she stopped the car it was as if the ghost that possessed her left her body, then she looked back at us. Ukalata had her head on my shoulder, hugging me tightly from the side, terrified of how fastly and furiously Roxy drove the car. 

“Is it over?” she asked me in a petrified tone. 

“It is hun, it’s okay,” I replied, patting her head in an attempt to calm her down. She practically melted under my hand, closing her eyes as she leaned her head on my shoulder.

“Okay you two lovebirds, time to get something to shove down our mouths.” Roxy said with her voice shaking a bit. Getting out of the car and into the very tiny kebab store, the man at the counter greeted her heartily. Ukalata and I got out of the car, her legs shaking from the ride over here. We went inside, where Roxy introduced us.

“And these are Myra and Ukalata, a couple of friends of mine.” Ukalata and I simply said hello to the very kind Turkish man who immediately focused on me; telling me how much I looked like his beautiful daughter, how nice it was to meet me and so on and so forth. He then went to shake Ukalata’s hand and was a bit freaked out by her metal arm, before switching to utter fascination at how well it was built. 

“Aamir I love when you are being sentimental but we are really hungry so could you cook us up something real fast,” said Roxy in the middle of his rant at how technology has gotten so godly over time.

“Excuse me, Roxy, I will get right on that. For you the usual, I presume, but what do the other girls want?” said the store owner, going back behind the counter.

“Just give us what Roxy is having.” I said, Ukalata nodding with me.

“Very well, three kebabs coming right up.” We sat down on the nearest table, Ukalata sitting next to me while Roxy was facing us. It felt nice to be near Ukalata. Was it silly that I was starting to feel romantic towards a goddess of all people, especially my own patron deity? Roxy was together with La Shay’, so maybe there could be a chance of something starting between us.

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“So when are you two gay dumbasses gonna date already?” Roxy asked very bluntly of us, turning us both into flustered, gay messes. 

“WhatdoyoumeantheretotallyisnothingbetweenUkalataandmehahahhaahahathatssillyyoursosilly,” shot out of my mouth like a bullet, my face growing more and more red to the point where I had to hide my face in my hands.

“AHHHHHHH but I can’t ask Myra out do you see how cute she is?????? Not even a goddess as young as me could hope to get together with such a cutie. Just look at her! Her amazing undercut with her dark green hair! The cute little sheep hoodie she is wearing, her beautiful brown eyes, her adorable green skirt and thigh highs! And just how hot she looks, I would be lying if I said that I didn’t think some lewd thoughts, I can barely take it.” I was stunned at Ukalata’s reaction. Someone found me cute???? AND HOT????? A LITERAL GODDESS THOUGHT I WAS HOT????? Before I could even process that thought she grabbed me by the shoulders, giving me a kiss on the lips. I leaned into it, wrapping my arms around her neck as we continued to passionately kiss, everything else surrounding us fading from existence as if it was just the two of us together. We were LOUDLY interrupted by Aamir bringing us our food.

In front of us were three plates, on top of which was flatbread with thinly sliced meat, cabbage, onions, carrots and tzatziki stuffed inside it. Gosh it smelled delicious. Roxy started eating as soon as she could get her hands on it, munching it down in near seconds. Aamir looked a bit concerned at the spectacle. 

“U...uuh Roxy, you okay hun?” he asked very silently.

“Yeah I am gooooooodddd, it's as tasty as always,” she answered looking at us. Ukalata was grabbing it very carefully so she wouldn’t crush the delicacy with her metal arm.Gosh it tasted amazing, there were many kebab shops where I have eaten personally and a lot of them tasted pretty good, but this particular one was simply better than every single one I have ever eaten. It took us a while to finish it compared to Roxy’s near lightning speed, but after about twenty minutes we were done, our hunger sated and Ukalata enjoying her first ever meal. We got up from the table, Roxy paying the Aamir a hundred euro.

“Roxy you are way too generous, dear! You always give me far too much!”

“It’s what you deserve Aamir, keep the change,” Roxy said, heading into the car. Me and Ukalata were a bit embarrassed, slowly stepping back until we were both inside, where we shoved embarrassment aside and simply started to make out. Ukalata was the one that started  but I couldn’t help but comply, letting her cover me in her lipstick as she hugged me tighter and tighter, making me melt in her arms as I let myself enjoy the attention. 

“I love you Myra,” she whispered, making me giggle with glee.

“I love you too!!!!!!” I nearly screamed into her ear, hugging her as tight as my arms were able to. 

“Okay you two lovebirds, class is dismissed for Myra, I am driving you home and you can do whatever you two want to do without endangering yourselves while I drive. Now put your seatbelts on before you dorks hurt yourselves!” We were startled, excusing ourselves to Roxy, putting on our seatbelts before we noticed that she had been driving during the whole makeout session.

After a while we finally reached my apartment, Roxy a tad bit impatient as she seemingly had other stuff to do. We stepped out of the car, me and Ukalata looking at each other with heart eyes. Metaphorical heart eyes. I would have to transfigure real ones once I could for the cute effect. We were greeted by a very angry Janice, who was somehow fed but had been at a headpat deficit that needed to be fixed immediately. 

“AAA! KITTY! The reason the internet exists!” exclaimed Ukalata, lifting up Janice to rub her cheek on her cute little kitten face. We sat down together in my small little bed, holding hands while we simply looked at each other.

“Would it be weird if we started to date? I mean you are my patron deity after all but you are such a great girl and I would love you to be my girlfriend,” I asked, Ukalata smiling happily.

“PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND! I would love love LOVE to be your girlfriend! I want to try out so many things with you I cannot wait,” she replied, hugging me as tight as she could. We were girlfriends now. I couldn’t really believe it myself. We ended up making out until the early morning, kissing, smooching and giving each other headpat so much that we didn’t even notice the time flying by. After a long while Ukalata asked me something that I didn’t expect to hear so early after we began our relationship, but something that excited me nonetheless.

“Would you like to do some Lewd stuff with me?”

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“W..what do you mean?” I asked in a bit of a shocked tone? Did she really want to ask me what I thought she would.

“Maybe we could… gosh, this is gonna be embarrassing. I wanna try having sex,” Ukalata said, hiding behind her hands to hide her face.

“SURE! I mean… if you really want to…” I replied, both of us too embarrassed to do much of anything but hide behind our hands and look at each other. After awhile I decided to take the initiative, taking off my hoodie and bra, putting Ukalata’s hands on my chest. To my surprise her metal arm didn’t feel that different from her fleshy one, making me moan a little as she gently squeezed my breasts. 

“G-gosh they’re so soft and nice.” Ukalata leaned forward, moving her hands to cup my breasts from below. She rested her head on top of them and let out a gentle breath. “World colder and harder than my arm. Titty soft and warm.” She rubbed her cheeks on them and gave them a little squeeze. I meanwhile decided that the clothes on my lower region would need go to, taking my sweet time to undress myself very slowly to tease Ukalata as she finally got to see my hen, already very erect from the gentle teasing that she gave to my breasts.

“Do you like what you’re seeing?” I said in a very mischievous tone, getting fully on top of her as she tried to undress, but being denied by me filling her face with my chest, sliding my hands down her shirt to fondle her chest. I gently played with her nipples, hoping to make her moan in pleasure. “Feels nice, doesn’t it?” 

“Y-yeah, wow, hah. Just, be gentle. I’m not used to sensations like this at all.” Ukalata got herself free from having a faceful of breasts, just so she could lean forward and give me a quick kiss on the lips. Then, her gentle fingers traced my side, giving gentle squeezes, before she reached for my crotch, fondling my erect hen. “I, uhm, I’m… commando, under the skirt, so if you wanna… go ahead.” She kissed my neck and laid her head back down, looking up at me with those eyes of hers. Had she stolen my idea for heart eyes? 

“Oh, I would like to do some stuff first if you don’t mind, here, let me help you~” I pulled up her skirt, going further down the bed to get a better look of Ukalata’s vagina. I started to eat her out, grabbing her soft ass while I spelt out the alphabet with my tongue, listening to Ukalata’s moans as I played more and more with her body. I stopped eating her out, thrusting my hen inside her pussy. 

“A-aaaah rough rough rough!!!” Ukalata yelled out, surprising both of us, as I slid out of her and we sat there for a second, her panting. “You almost tore me! Please, gentler. I’ve only physically had one for half a day.” She pouted a bit, and I could only smile awkwardly and give her a headpat.

“So do you want to try it again with me being a bit gentler or do you wanna call it quits for tonight?” I asked Ukalata

“Give me a second and then let’s go again. Gentler this time,” was her answer, as she sat up and leaned forward to give me a hug. “It was nice until that one moment. I don’t want it ruining out first time.” I went back on top of Ukalata, this time thrusting my hen into her as gentle as I could, holding her arms, as she let out a big loud moan.

“Is this better now hun?” I asked, giving her a kiss on the cheek.

“Much better, so so much better. Could you, uhm, could you rub around my clit with your fingers as well?” Ukalata bit her lower lip slightly as she looked me in the eyes. I nodded and did as she asked, my finger rubbing around her clit as I held her hand in another, interlocking our hands while I tried to go as gently with my hen as I could, looking at Ukalata to see if I was going to fast. Her moans grew louder and louder, my grip on her robotic hand growing harder as I felt her legs starting to shiver, our bodies not used to this amount of pleasure.

“I aaAAAAH-” was Ukalata’s last loud noise, as her thighs clenched around me, and she nearly broke my hand with her metal one as she squeezed it hard. But all the pressure from her hand was released, and she lay there, panting. “I’m haah haah I’m sorry I finished fi-first.” I heard her gulp while panting, lifting her metal arm onto her chest. “I-if you want me to finish you can… pull a condom over these two fingers and...” She covered her face with her free hand, blushing hard, biting her lower lip “...I’ll turn on vibrations.” She said, but I couldn’t even concentrate on hearing her, letting out one last moan before falling on top of her chest.

“AAAhhhh…. It’s fine.. Won’t be necessary... gosh… this was good.” I said, pulling out of her. “Awww, I don’t even have girlcum anymore, what a shame.” I laid down next to her, Ukalata giving me a smooch on the face. “I hope it felt good for you babe,” I said, pulling her closer to me to give her hugs. Ukalata nuzzled into my neck, giving me a gentle kiss before resting there.

“It did. I’m so, so glad you picked me as your goddess, and that you agreed to date me.” I heard her start breathing gently, as if snoring. “I love you, my little witch.” She said sleepily, dozing off.

“I love you too, my beautiful strong goddess.” I replied, drifting off into sweet dreams with her.