Synopsis
Have you ever considered the differences between MMORPG characters and actual fantasy characters?Playing Legendary Tales Online again after many, many years an old, out of shape, and homely man decided he'd become the young, fit, and impossibly beautiful cleric/alchemist elf boy ""Healz Pleaze"" (better names and classes not being available)... and was rather surprised that he kept getting murdered by other players... for being an impossibly beautiful elf boy. And then he died for real from a heart attack.He somehow came back to life in a completely new and real fantasy world with its own fantasy rules... as an impossibly beautiful elf boy.Has his life turned around for the better? Probably not.Can he at least change that godawful NAME?What can an MMO character trapped in a Healer/Buffer role offer to a fantasy world? For that matter, what can a fantasy world offer to an MMO character?
Table of Contents
- 1Hello, I Must Be Going.2024-11-13
- 2And Going... And Going... And Going...2024-11-13
- 3Nipple-Forts and New Arrivals2024-11-13
- 4Sex in the Citadel?2024-11-13
- 5Seduction, and Fun With Tongues2024-11-13
- 6Counting the Bed Visitors, From Nun to Three2024-11-13
- 7It's Always Darkest Before The Joan2024-11-13
- 8Language Grinding and Loot Drops2024-11-13
- 9When Cuteness Attacks!2024-11-13
- 10Side Chapter: The Vengeance of Daniel Blake2024-11-13
- 11Checking Out and... Checking Out2024-11-13
- 12Checking Out 2 - When Drunken Molesters Attack!2024-11-13
- 13Checking Out 3 - Feet Don't Fail Me Now!2024-11-13
- 14Checking Out 4 - It's a Bird! It's a Plane!2024-11-13
- 15Side Chapter: A Tale of Three Sisters2024-11-13
- 16Feeling Run Down?2024-11-13
- 17Language Grinding and Loot Binging2024-11-13
- 18A Little Threesome With Goblins2024-11-13
- 19Your Gateway to ADVENTURE! (Whether You Like It or Not)2024-11-13
- 20Holding, And a Grudge2024-11-13
- 21Signs and Portents (mostly large and loud)2024-11-13
- 22Sighs and Poor Tents2024-11-13
- 23Love (and sleep gas, and panic) Is In The Air...2024-11-13
- 24First Encounter Reroll Results2024-11-13
- 25Language Grinding II, Electric Boogaloo2024-11-13
- 26Side Chapter: The Ecology of Goblins2024-11-13
- 27Of CORPSE It's Bad If You Kill Yourself!2024-11-13
- 28A Spirited Talk About The Undead2024-11-13
- 29Fellowship Near Some Rings2024-11-13
- 30Threesomes Don't Work (if the third isn't invited)2024-11-13