**** The point of this little chapter... is that it is short.*****

Meanwhile 8 - Wrong Door

Ah, I seem to have opened the wrong door.

No please, continue on with your story. Give me a minute to re-calibrate this transportation device.

No, I don't care who you are. 

Please stop saying things that make me think you're some kind of bandit.

I'm not trying to.... what the fuck are you going on about? Face? Who says something like that?

Alright, I'm done. 

Stop trying to attack me with your stupid techniques. I have an energy shield on, you aren't getting through it.

Yeah yeah,

"Impossibru! I am the chosen one!"

I'm leaving now so good-by-

Uhh, who is that girl?

Wait, wait. You kidnapped her? You killed her whole family? And her entire kingdom? 

That is fucked up man. 

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You have her locked in a dungeon? Something something impotence curse?

So, she's just malnourished and not, you know, going through sexual torture everyday? 

I'm surprised you didn't give her to your soldiers.

Well, thing is, she is like totally my type and my parents have been harassing me about getting married. 

They think I'm to focused on researching stuff. Well, they don't know I have a a dokodemo door so what dot hey know.

Ah, I've started rambling; anyway I'm afraid I'm gong to have to kill you. Yeah, I know it sucks but the opportunity for a mail-order bride from another planet doesn't come often.

Those defenses won't help, I have a particle cannon. Now you're a pile of ashes.

Anyway.

"Good thing I showed up. Are you alright miss?" (Winning smile)