Just one second

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

Yo, what, NO PLEASE HOLY SHIT. CALM DOWN WHAT THE FUCK. PUT THAT FUCKING SWORD AWAY. PLEASE.

I'M SORRY. IMSORRYIMSORRYMOMDAD.JESUSCHRISTIMSORRYPLEASE.

*begins crying hysterically, isn't able to hear anything being said to them. Passes out*