This is the Gu-orp's admin messaging system. If subjects have any questions about the experiment please direct them here so a member of our administration staff may be best able to help. We understand that participation in this scientific endeavor may place an unusually high amount of stress on subjects, we of the administration understand and hope that the subject may take pride in knowing that your sacrifice is for the greater good. Thank you for your help in ensuring a successful experiment.

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If you don't get how this works then pretend you are one of the abducted students and ask any question. I'll get back to you as soon as I can.