VROOOM—!!

The whole cave rumbles as the giant golem slowly rises to its feet, the core attached to its face shines an ominous bright red. And...

BOOM—!!!

Sariel flicks a simple rock toward the golem, instantly vaporizing its entire upper body upon collision.

''...''

...Yeah, this is a B-rank gate, after all, nothing can stop her.

''Well, let's get to the fun part ♥.''

gulp

To be honest, I'm quite curious about slimes as well... How would they stretch my insides...

''Ah, we'll have to take out those slimes and do it in a different place.''

Gates close an hour after the last boss dies, so it's quite risky to do it here. We might lose the sense of time and end up mating the whole day. And I want to do it at a more romantic location, not in a fucking cave.

''Sure, just... Where's the exit gate?''

''Hm...?''

Wait, what? The exit gate should've appeared by now... Oh, there we go.

A black spot pops in the center of the room, it gradually expands, and-

''Wait, red?''

Normally, it should be blue like the entrance gate, but this is...

''...A double dungeon.'' I speak up. ''We need to clear that one as well.''

''How tedious.'' Sariel sighs lightly. ''Grab the slimes and go.''

So I gather exactly ten slimes and force them into a container before throwing them into my space bag. We then proceed to go into the red gate.

The difficulty of these red ones varies, but usually, it will be higher than the first one. Not that we need to care about difficulty with Sariel and me here anyway.

Inside the red gate, we are greeted with a small cubic room that has bleach-white walls and ceiling. It looks like one of those complete isolation chambers that I've seen on television.

''Hm, interesting. I've not seen this type of gate on the Internet.''

Yeah, but like, what are we supposed to do in here...?

POP—!

Suddenly, something pops up in front of us. It's... A girl. A really small one.

''Welcome to my laborant, o pitiful adventurers!''

The small girl shouts excitedly with a whistle-like voice, spreading her arms proudly in the air.

''...Do we just beat this one up? I feel kinda bad.''

''Heh, I must inform you that you can't, pitiful cowgirl!'' The small girl crosses her arms.

Did she just call me a cowgirl...?

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While the girl is smugging, Sariel takes a step forward and reaches out her hand to grab her. To both of our surprise, Sariel's hand goes right through the girl's body. It's like a hologram.

''Amateurs! Listen up, you two.'' The girl gets even more smug. ''This dungeon is not meant to be cleared in a normal way.''

''What way, then?''

''This was created by the cupid god, and what does a cupid god want? Couples! That's why I'm here on her behalf to forcibly make more couples!''

''Uh...''

''It doesn't even matter if you two are the same sex, you have to become a couple to exit this room!''

The small girl snaps her finger, and two chairs appear behind us.

''Sit down. I will make you two a beautiful couple!''

'''' ... ''''

''Well, it's quite interesting.'' Sariel turns to me with an amused expression. ''And fits right into my needs. Let us become a couple, Sylvia.''

''Mhmm... It's fine, I suppose.''

So we sit down on the chairs facing each other. The small girl flies in between us and clears her throat a few times.

''Firstly, you need to know more about each other. Name your first hobby.''

'''' Sex. ''''

Oh? I thought Sariel was going to say destruction or something similar.

''I-I see... What about your second hobby?''

'''' Destruction. ''''

Shit, our interests are aligning. Is this a sign?

''What does that even mean... Anyway, it seems like you two have similar tastes, that's good.''

''Yeah, thanks, but I forgot to ask, what's the criteria anyway?''

''If I judge that you two are good enough as a couple, you can exit.''

Can't we just start making out here and be done with it? I mean, I'm pretty sure Sariel would devour me if I asked for it.

''Anyway, next question. What is your type? Cowgirl, you're up first.''

''Er... Either dominant girls, crazy girls, or sadistic girls, or every one of them.''

Anna is an exception. she's just too lovely to be ignored.

''O-Okay. What about you, two-tone hair?''

''A submissive girl who has a crazy side.'' Sariel immediately replies while eyeing me closely.

''What the... Why are you guys so compatible?? Why aren't you guys a couple?''

''There's a chance we're lying too, no?'' I lean back to the chair.

Shit, the dildo inside me is grinding again, I forgot that.

''I can see through lies.''

That's quite an insane ability.

''Well... We just met recently, and I have four fiancés already, so...''

''What a bitch you are, cowgirl.'' The small girl stares at me in disbelief. ''This room only opens for people eligible to become lovers. To think that you're willing to make another lover when you already have four...''

''Yes, I'm a bitch, deal with it.'' I cross my arms and reply.

Hmph. I'm the queen of shamelessness, don't you know that?

''...Fine, let's just continue.''

So the small girl starts to ask a shit ton more questions about us, ranging from our daily habits or food preferences to even our sexual orientations. It is very cool to find out more about Sariel. She didn't have the time to tell me much about herself after all.

''What is your most preferred intercourse type, then?''

''I love being gang-banged.'' I reply.

No, it's really the best, I'm telling you.

The girl facepalms and turns to Sariel.

''Hm... I once had five girls serving me at the same time. That was by far the most exciting, I suppose.'' Sariel says after pondering a bit.

''So you like a harem? Wouldn't joining my harem be quite disappointing, then?''

''Having my preferred woman by my side is much more important. And I can teach you the clone technique anyway, you alone can be my harem.'' She winks at me.

''Y-You know the clone technique?!''

''Why not? How long do you think I've lived?''

''Er... Three thousand...?''

''Close. 3400 years.''

Jesus fuck. No wonder why she doesn't remember the number of girls she has fucked.

''Definitely teach me the clone technique later.''

''Sure.''

It's finally time to let my loves know what it feels like to have a harem. It'll be a blast for 'em. Heheheh...

''You guys... It's not fun at all! Why are you guys so compatible...!'' The small girl stomps the air angrily. ''Fuck it. Just kiss each other and I'll release you guys.''

''Err... Okay. Chill, chill.''

So I stand up and sit on Sariel's lap, arms locking behind her neck.

''This will be our first kiss together.'' I whisper, closing my face into hers.

''Indeed.'' Sariel smiles lightly and hugs my waist.

The air between us is getting hotter and hotter, and Sariel's soft scent is making me more and more comfortable with her touch.

chut—!

Our lips press against each other.

''Nhga...''

Both of us go straight for tongue-kissing.

Sariel's tongue skillfully teases my tongue as they're mashed together. The softness of her lips, the sweet taste of her saliva... The pleasure I'm getting from this kiss alone is mind-blowing.

''Hah...''

Eventually, I pull away, leaving behind a trail of saliva dangling in the air.

''Is this good enough?''

''Yes, now you're out.''

BZZT—!

''Oh.''

The scene abruptly changes, and we're now sitting on some boxes in a dark alleyway.

''Sariel...''

''Hm?''

''Can we go to a hotel?''