''Hah, stupid.'' I sneer, looking at the pathetically squirming lizard before my eyes. ''That's what you get.''
The dragon seems to be in genuine pain after eating three whole tear gas shells, lying on its back and howling incessantly as huge tears fall from its eyes like a waterfall.
''So how do I know that this is an intelligent dragon or not?'' I ask the former Saints. ''I'm not an expert on these guys.''
''Hmm...'' Fox Saint looks at the dragon and ponders for a bit. ''I don't know.''
Then why did you pretend to think...?
''It's not shooting out magic even when panicking, so probably an intelligent one.'' Bald Saint strokes his beard and replies. ''Hey! If you can understand this, then morph into a humanoid!''
'''' ... ''''
The dragon continues its little aneurysm, now on its belly, as it coughs violently.
''Hurry up or I'll fucking kick your ass!'' I frown heavily and shout, feeling the headache intensify as shockwaves from the dragon's movements hit me.
''Sylvia, are you alright?'' Anna put her hands on my breasts and uses healing on me, but it only makes the pain lessen a bit.
''Take a break and go sit somewhere. We'll take care of the rest.'' Liana lifts me in a princess carry and walks over to a big, flat boulder nearby. She puts me down and strokes my head, then walks back to the group.
I see Tina saying something to them before she comes towards me, behind her Emy and Anna are waving at me with smiles on their faces.
''I'll help you.'' Tin says as she sits down beside me. ''Come here.'' She pats her lap.
Don't mind if I do.
So I lay down on her lap, feeling the firm but comfortable thighs at the back of my head.
''You should go see a doctor later.'' Tina says as she strokes my forehead gently.
''Mhm... Maybe that position was a bit too unusual.'' I reply, staring blankly at her underboobs, which obstruct my view of her face.
I mean, I don't even know how to call that position. If I had to describe it, I would say that it was like full Nelson, but upside down. It was both weird and pleasurable at the same time.
''Yeah.''
'''' ... ''''
I turn my head to look where our group is, and the giant dragon is gone. Instead, there is a blue-haired loli. She's being lifted by her armpits and is falling her limbs around in Emy's arms, near crying.
Uwah... Let me guess, that one is more than a thousand years old?
''What in the world...'' Tina mutters.
It's a normal occurrence in the neighborhood, no worries. I wish I could see her face right now, but the boobs are...
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So my natural response is obviously to grab her boobs with my hands and spread them apart so I can see her face again. Needless to say, Tina nearly jumps, mostly because she's not used to being groped like this.
''Sylvia...'' She looks at me with a somewhat forced smile on her face.
''You know how you guys have been getting off for a long time now, right?'' I grin, squeezing the big boobs wantonly.
''I... Don't know what you're talking about.'' She averts her eyes a bit.
In response to that, my grin turns into a full smile, and I let out a little hum. Tina sighs in relief, but she doesn't know... She doesn't know that I'm serious this time.
Aside from Anna, whose virginity I'd taken a while ago, these three OG futas still have their hymens intact. Sure, I've played with their pussies before, but all the attempts stopped at surface-level plays. I have no idea why they are so scared of being stabbed down there, even though I took the trouble to choose the best dildos for them...
I tried with Anna, and she's fine with it, so it's totally possible, these gals are just scared of the idea itself for some reason.
''Wah~! Release me...!"
While I'm thinking that and feeling Tina's boobs, I hear the sound of children crying in the distance, and it's getting closer and closer.
I release the mountains and turn my head to the side, where Emy is already holding the loli near us.
''Talk concisely and accurately, in thirty words.'' Liana grabs the loli's head. ''My wife is having a headache, so just know that your ass is dead the moment you cry or make funny noises.''
gulp
The loli immediately shuts her crying and looks at me nervously.
''N-Nice to meet you, Miss Wife.'' She begins. ''I am Miracle, a member of the Blue Dragon clan and the current guard for this area. I am terribly sorry for trying to attack you earlier, I was just doing my job of defending the Range from intruders...''
What's the deal with 'Miss Wife'?
''Hmm... Mind answering me some questions?'' I ask, using telekinesis to stroke the loli's head.
''A-As long as it's something I can answer...''
She looks quite on edge, let's start with some small talk first.
''Miracle, huh. You have a nice name.'' I smile. ''How old are you this year?''
''Six hundred and two...''
'''' ... ''''
What about the dragon girl back at the academy then? Is she like, two thousand?
''I see.'' I reply. ''Miracle, did you notice something strange in this area recently?'' I glance in the direction where the nasty energy is coming from.
''A-Ah, Yes. I reported this to the higher-ups a week ago, but they haven't told me to do anything yet, so I just left it alone...''
What the hell, an actual responsible and sensible worker? How rare is that.
''Do you know about the attacks on the cat-kin territory?''
''I do. It's just those redheads trying to hoard resources again.'' She lets out a sigh.
Hearing that, Tina flinches a little. How cute.
''Are you guys friendly with them?''
''No, all of our clans are neutral to each other.''
''Hm...''
''Um, can I go now...?'' The loli, still being held by the armpits, claps her hand gently before her face and says with a pair of puppy eyes.
''No.'' I smile brightly. ''You are my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!''
''...Eh?''
Shit, wrong script.
''I mean, you'll go with us to check out the anomaly.''
''B-But, I haven't got permission yet...!''
''Or would you like to be the practice target for my new weapons?'' I pull out the Saiga-12 again.
Immediately, the loli's face loses color, and she turns her head away, shaking uncontrollably.
''Understood...! I will go with you, so please...''
...I might have done too much. This is like PTSD-level bullying.
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After asking Miracle to guide us to the location, which apparently is just another normal area of the snow field, we're now on our way there.
''Huh... Huh...''
...And I'm fucking dying for some reason. The headache is so bad...
''Stop.'' Liana, who's carrying me on her back, stops walking. ''We'll go back first.''
''B-But...'' I mutter.
We have to investigate...
''Raeliana's right.'' Emy says, stroking my head.
''Yeah, let's go back.'' Tina joins in with a worried face as well.
''You have to contact the goddess later, it might have something to do with this location.'' Anna, who has been continuously healing me since earlier, says.
''...Fine.''
''We'll stay here to guard the place and this kid.'' Bald Saint sighs.
''Eh? I have to stay here?!'' The kid in question cringes.
Ah, fuck it... I just want to rest.