Recluse, misanthrope, and obsessive hoarder Felix Chandler finds himself transported to a series of strange new realms after getting killed by a falling stack of his own "collectibles." Bureaucracy, technicalities, negotiations, and petty larceny ensues, resulting in Felix getting the ultimate ability that every hoarder dreams of: inventory. His only problem? He's managed to get cursed by a god and Inventory is the only skill he has in a fantasy world that is constantly trying to kill him. He'll have to use every bit of his ingenuity, devious cunning, and dumb luck to survive, and may even be forced to take on his ultimate challenge: making friends...