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66. Understand, Four more, and Pinball

66. Understand, Four more, and Pinball

Ash

"Hmm.... Thats it?" I mumble.

I was paying close attention to how much my power actually dropped and I wasn't impressed. Anything that was above Class 1 super dropped to the bottom of Class 2. The drop would affect most people but I am willing to bet that Mega hasn't stepped into demi-god yet so at best he is rolling around the peak of Class 1 super.

"You know if this is all you dad has got then this is just going to be funny." I say to Cindy.

"What are you crazy!? Those two have no chance in hell! Dads power now is pretty much invincible in Class 1 super without the mist, but with it he is able to dominate everyone!" She replys.

"Meh." Was all I said. Alita and Inari didn't look to worried and they were still holding back. Alita only had two wings out while Inari only had four tails.

"You three will not destroy my house! Ash!" Mom turns to me.

"Huh? What?"

"Take us all to your training area immediately! If my house gets destroyed so help me goddess I will make the cake incident look like a love tap!" She shouts.

I paled in fear. That was a dark time. I was 9 and my brothers and I decided to sneak some cake from the fridge. Long story short we ended up fighting with the cake. By the time mom got home the kitchen and living room were a mess. For the next month we were to sleep on a cot, have no toys, games, books, or human contact besides her. We got four hours of sleep every night and when we woke up the house had to sparkle. I swear I painted the house 100 times that month. It was truly hell. Dad and uncle Tom took a trip to Fiji that month.

While I really don't want to use my powers in front of Mega at this point I have no choice. But there is still one problem.

"Ma I kinda need everyone to stand in a-

"Oh for the love of- Do those two teach you anything useful? Use your darkness to make the sigil around the whole house then flood it with Angelic energy. I mean really grandson it is quite simple. Just remember not to take your father and the rest along." My grandmother spoke to me like an idiot. That kinda pissed me off a little.

"I'll show you quite simple." I mumbled and got started.

Honestly it was really simple but still no need to be a bitch. I quickly made the sigil around the house and then in a quick flash we were all in the angel prison.

Mega and Cindy were looking around in surprise.

"Where are we?" Mega looks right at Inari and Alita. Score I am not blamed!

"This is another dimension where we wont break anything important. Well important to us." Alita replies.

"Your tricks won't save you whore." Mega snorts.

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DUUUUUUDDDEEEEE!!!!! Do you want to die? He is really asking for it now. I mean technically I should be up trying to defend my women but that would probably get my own ass kicked soooooo....

"Ash you did this didn't you?" Cindy asks.

"Yea. Oh hey totally unrelated and all but uh how fond of your father are you?"

She gives me a look. "Why?"

"Because he is about to be fucked ten ways from Sunday and not in the good way." I tell her.

"Are you not feeling the same power drop as me?" 

"Oh no I am and I am just going to lay it out for you. You see those two are not only my dates but my teachers. Heres the kicker though not once have I even come close to doing damage to them and they had their true power restricted severely. Those two aren't your average kitsune and angel. One is a highly trained Assassin and the other an Angel of battle. Both of them are experts in combat."

"My father has fought hundreds of enemies and is a skilled fighter himself."

"Yea but see heres the final nail in the coffin. They are much much much more experienced."

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Mega

Hmph these two think they can hold on to the Laverna boy but my daughter will easily have control over him. The best part is she actually likes him so I don't even feel any guilt.

"You two should feel the power drop by now. It's best if you don't embarrass yourselves." I tell them.

"Oh trust us asshole we wont be the ones embarrassed." The kitsune replies.

"Very well. I guess a lesson needs to be taught."

"Yea it does." The Angel says.

I shoot forward at my max speed and slam both my fists into their chests. "Hmm I might've used too much power." Both my fists were lodged into their chests. I really need to master my new strength. *Sigh* hopefully this wont- before I can finish my thought the two shatter into particles of light.

"Wow not even Ash fell for that one." I heard a voice say and then a weight slammed into my chest.

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Ash 

"Damn what an idiot not even I fell for that one." I watch as both girls trick Mega and then slam their legs into his chest launching him skyward.

"Oh this is going to hurt." I say.

"You say that like you know whats coming dear." Mom says as she sits next to me and starts eating my popcorn.

"I should I mean those two did kill me a few thousand times."

Everyone shoots me a pissed off look except Cindy who looks confused. "How can they kill you more than once?" She asks.

"Angel powers." was all I said.

"Ash you allowed them to touch your soul like that!" My grandmother says scandalized.

"Meh I would like them to touch more."

That earned me a few hurtful looks.

"Say where are we?"

I turn back and look at four people that weren't here before.  

"Ah Fuck!"

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Mega.

I manage to stop myself mid air. Gratefully I weakened the two otherwise those kicks would've shattered my rib cage. I look around and don't see them below. "oh no."

"Oh yes!" I look up to see the heel of the kitsune slam into my head and an electric current follows it. I rocket towards the ground and spot the angel. She has a bow pulled back.

"Fuck me." I try to move but the electric current that the kitsune hit me with has me paralyzed. All I can do is fall.

The angel releases her bow and a torrent of blue arrows made of energy streak towards me. I use my new power and have the mist block the attack. Before I can stabilize though the kitsune smashed me in the back an knocks me straight towards the angel who now has a huge red metal gauntlet on her hand. I decide to make my mist into a spike at the last second but she easily dodges and rams the gauntlet into my face.

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Ash

"So how did you guys get here?" I ask.

"We were at your doorstep and then we felt a spell activate I pulled on the power to follow it and then we ended up here." Clare said. and moves forward and sits in my lap.

"Huh you can tap into angel magic? Neat."

"So care to explain why Mega is fighting a kitsune and an angel?" Sam asks. She copied Clare moving Ciar to the top of my head and putting my popcorn between the two.

"He called them gold digging whores."

"Ah are they more of yours dear?" Angelica presses herself to my back and asks.

"Kinda hard to explain."

"Thats fine we can ask them after they stop playing pinball with him." Cir says and also presses herself to my back.

I would totally be enjoying this if not for the death glares from my family and Cindy? What the what? Wait did she say pinball? I turn back to the fight trying to ignore the the grinding of asses on my lap and the fact that Angelica and Cir aren't wearing bras. Wait a sec are Sam and Clare not nope no underwear. *Sigh* I am so dead.

What Cir said was true the girls were definitely playing with Mega now. He kept trying to use his mist to save himself but his moves were to obvious and Alita and Inari had no issue dodging his attempts. The just kept hammering him back and forth.

"You know I'd feel sorry if I didn't have to suffer through that a few dozen times myself." I accidentally say outloud.

"They did that to you too?" Lesley asks.

"Yea died every time too. Sucks dying while being someones toy doesn't just hurt physically ya know?"

"Forget that why are these women hanging on you!" Cindy asks a little red faced.

Before I can say anything my grandmother beats me. "They are whores."

I inhale and exhale. Well I have an idea of where this is going.

The four stiffened and stood up slowly. Aw man.

The worst part about all this. I have a boner and everyone can see.