Seven centuries before he became The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun was just a common ordinary Moon Elf, who made the mistake of falling in love with the world's most feared tyrant war criminal: King Gwallmaiic, The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, King of the Faeries. Mesmerized by the evil Phooka's charm, Quaraun moves into the manically depressed King's gingerbread house, becoming his lover and apprentice, as the shape-shifting Phookan King mascarades around the Moon Elf Villages as the seemingly harmless pastry chef and candymaker: BoomFuzzy the Unicorn. But all hell breaks loose when the ancient king is driven to suicide, and Quaraun in turn murders his wife and children in an attempt to resurrect the Elf Eater as a Lich.

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WARNING: This story contains graphic scenes of torture, mutilation, and suicide. Reader discretion is STRONGLY ADVISED!