Ari: Knocks him out (WWE!)

Tau: Chokes the robber by force feeding him macaroni and cheese (*Stands at the side with baseball bat for back up*)

Gem: Throws furniture (*Comes into house* She's gone crazy again.)

Can: Plays the poor victim and manipulates the robber's feelings (You go, Cancer!)

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Leo: Home alones the guy (Traps)

Vir: Hits him with a broom (Because they were cleaning before that.)

Lib: Strangles him with necklaces (LOL)

Sco: You're dead before you even step into the house (*Hiding behind Scorpio's back* Is he dead?)

Sag: You might as well have stepped into Pennywise's sewer (Literally)

Cap: Called the police the moment the robber started picking on the double lock (The robber got caught.)

Aqu: Smashes the robber's head with the nearest ceramic pot (LOL)

Pis: Throws smoke bomb and escapes house (*Waiting outside for the police*)