Ari: Never back down from anyone. You are the badass.

Tau: Food is life.

Gem: All you need is a best friend and it will be okay.

Can: I cry for a fucking reason, jackass.

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Leo: You are my sunshine.

Vir: Want me to clean that for you?

Lib: You're ALMOST as pretty as me.

Sco: I'm depressed and that's final. Now fuck off.

Sag: You're just as sane as I am.

Cap: Get smarter, idiot!

Aqu: You know crazy people are more reckless, right?

Pis: With great power, comes great need to take a nap.    (PJO refrence!!!!)