Looks like an angel, is actually the spawn of Satan:

Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio (Ohhhhhhhh)

Looks like the spawn of Satan, is actually an angel:

Aries, Taurus, Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces (Pisces? A monster?)

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The signs as natural phenomena:

Ari: Volcano. Unpredictable, violent and explosive. (True) Irony.

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Tau: Earthquake. Destabilizing, powerful and releases a ton of energy. (0-0) Irony.

Gem: Whirlwind. Shorlived, not too destructing but exciting. (Naturally)Irony.

Can: Tsunami. Overbearing and can bring ruin. (Okay. And also, irony. (-_-)

Leo: Wildfire. Contagious, fast-moving and difficult to stop. (IRONY!!!)

Vir: Fog. Even, misty and conditional. (?)

Lib: Moonsoon. Unpredictable and imbalanced. (But Libra is supposed to be balanced.)

Sco: Thunderstorm. Powerful, dark and destructive. (True)

Sag: Tornado. Short lived and burst of energy. (True)

Cap: Blizzard. Cold and unrelenting. (Huh)

Aqu: Aurora Borealis. Mystical, rare and phenominal. (Northen lights)

Pis: Sunrise. Symbol of a new begining. (Ohhh)