Joker won two an Oscar but is Oscar two a Joker? Is Oscar too, a Joker? If yes, which Joker? Is it the red Joker or the purple Joker? If red, is Oscar pure rage or all pope? If red, is Oscar Whole Lotta Red or a Francis Bacon pope? If purple, is Oscar lean of acting chops or in the midst of an acting purple patch? Patch, is the purple Joker a 2.0 patch of the red Joker? Is that a joke? Perch, does Holy Motors Oscar land the acting according to the French audience? Does the red Joker land the acting to a European audience? Is the purple Joker a world-class actor? Act or. Or what? Act on him? Ban him from acting? Will the Joker cease to be the Joker if he does not act? If yes, then why is Jokić still the Joker when he does not act but play?

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