Hitler Wears Hermès

He did not have it before the Battle of France

France fallen, Russia’s up next.

Hitler Wears Hermès

His moustache is toothbrush

Brush away the walrus is the goal

That’s Stalin’s moustache.

Hitler Wears Hermès. His toothbrush is crushed by the walrus’ long tusks. Operation Barbarossa fails.

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Operation Barbarossa fails

Stalin keeps his red beard

So does Joseph.

Red beard

An inspiration for Joseph’s name change in London

He is now Thor.

Thor got his red beard

His hammer too but not really

Its a mic.

Mic in his hand

Red beard on his face He hides it behind a mask The mask and the mic

Thats what Joseph has in the Year of our Lord 1999

Operation: Doomsday.