Roses are red

Violets are blue

And so are you

You get it from "The Faerie Queene" by Edmund Spencer

All poet, all English but the French version?

Roses are read

Violets are blue

And so are you, you rooster loving motherfukker.

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Moshed by The City of Love

Fukk Paris

Fukked up Helen so high on Troy

Fukk Paris

Hilton’s the one Helen fukks with so no Greek prince,

Fukk Paris.

French sport fandom is all cock

Coaxing the a-doodle-do out of it is beyond a cocky affair

Antoine is the answer but they’re two!

Dupont or Griezmann,

Which one is France’s Holy Grail?