Nazi blokes and King Vamp like Operation Barbarossa

They coming for his head, beard and heart

Heartless and cold, soldiers be sharp-eyed like their in-hand-stakes

Stakes are high, steaks in the pan, panfishing in the whale

Well, well Moby Dick, will you bite Captain Ahab’s leg off?

Off into the Biblical, will you spit out Jonah onto the seashore?

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Show us your Operation Bagration, your Best Actor Oscar

Oscar, ’twas a well deserved Oscar

Oscar deserved to get his name but o’ scar

Throbs whenever he thinks about it

Lost his name to a Lincoln

The States sure do love their president, it seems

Seems even Motors was not Holy enough to change that

That should have been Oscar’s award

Paying back France for gifting the States the Statue of Liberty.