The book is looking at me with that creepy eye. I just want to poke it with a stick to see it burst! I lost the mood to hunt the lizards for now. I’m tired. The sand is comfy as fuck. Shit!

“The soul fragment is already in possession of Lucipher. You are not thinking about betraying our master, are you?”

“What if I’m? What you gonna do about it?”

“Hehehe! It wouldn’t be fun to be crushed by him! I can’t stop you, but we can’t use our Evil powers against him.”

“What about the holy powers of that fucking key, Legion had mentioned before?”

“Yes! Holy powers could harm him, but now that he has possession of half of the holy soul, It won’t be very effective. Holy an Evil repel each other, however, these energies can be mixed; and create a power similar to what god possess! This is the ultimate form of power! Hehehe!”

“Isn’t God gone or something like that?”

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“The place where he is could never be detected before, but I can feel him nowhere and everywhere at the same time!”

A rare case of Schrödinger’s God!? Fuck!

“Very helpful answer, you floating piece toilet paper! Just shut the fuck up for a moment. I want to hunt the fucking reptilians, but I need some sleep. I don’t know what to do now.”

The book is floating and staring at me in silence.

“Blink motherfucker! What do you want?”

“You asked for silence, you idiot! Hehehe!”

“C’mon, Arse. Don’t be a pain in the ass. Can’t we hide somewhere safe to rest for a fucking night without being attacked or being summoned to fucking hell?”

“Hell!”

“What the fuck?”

“We can use a dimension in hell, you idiot! Your private dimension! Every bearer of me, the original Ars Goetia has a safe and private dimension in hell.”

“Cool! And we were talking about some way to damage the fucking king of hell! He will destroy our asses.”

“He can read our minds, and if he wanted us destroyed, he would already have done that by now. I can feel him and he isn’t angry at all! Don’t be such a pussy! Hehehe!”

“Okay. Let’s get out of here.”

“No smart comebacks from you, smart ass? Hehehe!”

“Nope. Too tired.

“Just think about a bed and it will appear!”

The book teleported us to a dark dimension in hell. I thought about my bed and it was there. Simple as fuck. Sleeping in hell isn’t so bad after all. That fight left some marks and bruises. I close my eyes and I sleep like a rock

A lucid dream!? I hope it is a good one.